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04-02-2013, 11:23 PM
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The Anton

Could i get some help? I wasnt around when the anton joke came to the great hf so i was just wondering if somebody could explain it to me.

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04-02-2013, 11:34 PM
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1. Thou shall not use The Anton's name in vain.
2. Thou shall not covet The Anton's wife.
3. Thou shall not eat, sleep, work or do anything on The Anton's birthday. (May 6)
4. Thou shall not give Jay Harrison a NTC.
5. All kids of Ukrainian decent shall change their name to "Anton".
6. On May 6, all should honor The Anton by making a sacrifice to him.
7. Thou shall not use Brandon Dubinsky's name in vain.
8. Thou shall not enter The Anton's kingdom without any apparel not relating to The Anton.
9. Aaron Ward shall not show his face in The Anton's kingdom.
10. Ukraine shall change their name to Anton.
11. Anton's birth city of Kiev, shall be changed to Anton City.
12. The Anton can defect to the KHL whenever he pleases, even during games.
13. All followers shall show their allegiance to The Anton by tattooing a 33 over their hearts.
14. Number 33 shall be retired throughout the sport of hockey.
15. If The Anton demands a NTC, he gets it, immediately.
16. If one of The Anton's slapshots end up in the crowd, the spectator who catches it must put it on an alter and pray to the greatness of it.
17. The Anton gives his followers full permission to rag on the Chicago Blackhawks for giving away The King.
18. When The Anton decides to hang up his skates, he takes over full control of the NHL.
19. If The Anton wants to play a game in Ukraine, the Canes fust follow orders.
20. Anyone not worshiping The Anton on his day (May 6) will be barred from the kingdom.
21. The 2002 NHL Entry Draft shall be known as "The Draft when 21 Teams passed up The Anton."
22. In 2014, If The Anton decides to go to the Olympics when NHL players cannot, the NHL must stop the season and allow The Anton to participate.
23. Check That, Thou shall not give Jay Harrison a contract.
24. The Anton can be traded for Ryder,Halak,+2nd at any time.
25. Avangard Omsk shall be renamed Avangard Anton.
26. imayagainknowanton (Anton Dubinsky) shall always be The Anton's right hand man.
27. On a road trip, the rest of the team must escort The Anton through the airport and onto the plane to protect his greatness.
28. The RBC Center is now known as The Royal Kingdom of The Anton.
29. Tripp Tracy is fired.
30. Joni Pitkanen must be with The Anton at all times.
31. If The Anton wants the Hart Trophy, he gets it.
32. When The Anton discovers Planet X, he gets to name it "Anton."
33. If anyone disobeys or disagrees these, they shall be banished from The Anton's kingdom for life.

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04-02-2013, 11:37 PM
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The Anton doesn't get traded, he picks which team he will grace.

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ahahahaha 16. killed me. Thanks for helping me out on this

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The Anton is only traded for 3 first round picks, anything else isn't acceptable

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The Anton is not a joke.

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04-03-2013, 12:14 AM
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I made this when my nickname here was still Hot Conroy.


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04-03-2013, 12:18 AM
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I made this when my nickname here was still Hot Conroy.

I nearly had tea coming out of my nose laughing at your avatar.

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I nearly had tea coming out of my nose laughing at your avatar.
Thanks; I just made it. I was thinking about whether I should make the Flaming C flipped backwards but that's an insult to our team, and has nothing to do with Feaster.

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04-03-2013, 12:22 AM
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@ Autograph! Awesome avatar.

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Thanks; I just made it. I was thinking about whether I should make the Flaming C flipped backwards but that's an insult to our team, and has nothing to do with Feaster.
OMG your avatar is AMAZING

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Wow Marty Broduer has the same birthday as Anton did not know that.
Might make first ballot HoF if he adds that to his resume.

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Thanks; I just made it. I was thinking about whether I should make the Flaming C flipped backwards but that's an insult to our team, and has nothing to do with Feaster.
Thats ****ing amazing.

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