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04-05-2013, 10:50 PM
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Well, that all



Depends



YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't know if it's the wine talking but I have literally been laughing at this for over two minutes. There are actual tears.

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I just took a quick look at the NYR board to see what they were saying. It is funny to see most of their board whining about the officiating, and calling the Pens divers. It's like the majority of that fan base feels the need to take after their whining, crying, little ***** of a coach.
how could you not be embarassed having this joke coach your team

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I don't know if it's the wine talking but I have literally been laughing at this for over two minutes. There are actual tears.
you're welcome

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Easy, just insert Neal for Iginla.
The only thing that really mattered on Geno's line was finding a left wing solution.

If Morrow works? Morrow-Malkin-Neal
If Bennett works? Bennett-Malkin-Neal
If Kunitz works? Kunitz-Malkin-Neal

That 2nd line just gets whats left cuz it seems Jokinen is like Crosby in the sense that he can play with anybody.
after one game with the Pens?

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Easy, just insert Neal for Iginla.
The only thing that really mattered on Geno's line was finding a left wing solution.

If Morrow works? Morrow-Malkin-Neal
If Bennett works? Bennett-Malkin-Neal
If Kunitz works? Kunitz-Malkin-Neal

That 2nd line just gets whats left cuz it seems Jokinen is like Crosby in the sense that he can play with anybody.
What if Jokinen and Crosby played on the same line.

OR did I just break some law - the Bylsm-law

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after one game with the Pens?
I can just tell. I should be a coach really.

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Well, that all



Depends



YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
**** that's funny. I just peed my pants.

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**** that's funny. I just peed my pants.
and apt response to a diaper joke.

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**** that's funny. I just peed my pants.


I'm wearing one right now. And I just did.

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I think Neal was just hazy. He didn't lose consciousness
But he did ask "what happened" if you noticed.

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04-05-2013, 10:55 PM
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I'm wearing one right now. And I just did.
hahaha please please make the injuries stop. We've resorted to this.

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Steigerwald lip-read it as Neal mouthing "what happened" - i thought he said "where am i" but i'm not lip-reader and i'm willing to bet Paul isn't one either.
He said "Help me up"

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hahaha please please make the injuries stop. We've resorted to this.
this really did go down hill quickly.

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I'm wearing one right now. And I just did.
Good thing you are wearing your big boy pants.

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I'm wearing one right now. And I just did.
It's fun that we can still laugh like this in the face of such a complete and utter ****storm of injuries.

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But he did ask "what happened" if you noticed.
Doesn't mean he was unconscious or didn't know where he was. He may have literally just not known exactly what happened. If somebody hit me in the head my first response would be to ask what happened, concussed or not.

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Making an admittedly lame pun doesn't make one a racist. Calm down.
I'm Italian and don't like his pun, do you not agree it is in reference to him being Italian? I realize he is a mental midget, but stuff like that has no place here

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Fleury was awesome and he's going to have to continue that with the rash of injuries going on right now.

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I hope the Rags miss the playoffs by a single point. That'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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I'm Italian and don't like his pun, do you not agree it is in reference to him being Italian? I realize he is a mental midget, but stuff like that has no place here
was it racist or does his name just sound a lot like tortellini?

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He said "Help me up"
good to know.

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I'm Italian and don't like his pun, do you not agree it is in reference to him being Italian? I realize he is a mental midget, but stuff like that has no place here
His last name looks like tortellini. I was comparing his last name to a pasta. I wasn't making fun of his ethnic heritage. Calm down...

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Dunno man, but Iggy looked ****ing terrible.
When you have to go from every play going though you to playing off Malkin it really upsets chemistry.

Iggy isn't the problem though. The Pens play at a pace that 85% of the league can't keep up with.

To be honest its what makes them good but also why they play such a dumbed down game. There's no poise and its all about getting garbage shots on net while playing a glorified game of dump and chase.

Its going to take almost the rest of the season for the new players to get used to the system and pace. Then the Pens have to get used to Sid, Martin and Letang in the line up again. I did like Morrows game tonight so maybe that settling time will be shorter than I expect.

+++ Huge pluses to MAF, JJ and Cookie. Its nice to see Cooke bring out the beast when he has to. Not sure if they showed why he went after the Rangers bench but Nash gave him a whack.

I was happy to see him give a slap to The Queen too. Usually Henke only looks up to stare down his defense after goals.

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I'm Italian and don't like his pun, do you not agree it is in reference to him being Italian? I realize he is a mental midget, but stuff like that has no place here
People are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too sensitive.

I'm Greek, you know how many anal sex jokes I've heard in my life? They're kinda funny.

Brave new world I suppose.

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I thought Neal said, "Jesus, this had to be the only way Dan would get two RWer off of Malkin's line. Why did it have to be me? Why now? Also, I'd like to say a few words on imminent domain. Four score and 7 years ago. God, my hair looks good."

You guys suck at lip reading.

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04-05-2013, 11:03 PM
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Yeah, I think Irish jokes are funny. Then again, I just polished off a bottle and a half of wine by myself so I think paint drying is funny.

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