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04-24-2013, 10:29 PM
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I should make some food.

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04-24-2013, 10:32 PM
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Dentist charges are so weird.
I was asking around...
And 1 nurse told me that they charge for each item...
Just how do you budget for that?


And get this...
For fluoride...
They charge for every 15 minutes...
I felt like I just walked into a law office...
When did seeing a dentist become so complicated?


At least a lot of other offices told me that it is around $200...
Barring any nasty surprises...


So that it evens out...

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04-24-2013, 10:43 PM
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Brad Paisley...
That was an awful song...


Thank you for Colbert.

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04-24-2013, 11:33 PM
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So I play so hard Shanaban wanna fine me
First Shanny gotta find me
What’s 50 grand to a supastar like me
Can you please remind me?
Play l so hard, can't be lazy
Or else AV won't play me
The Nucks could go 0-82 and I look at you like this **** crazy
Play so hard, this **** weird
Stanley Cup is comin here,
Play so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we play fair
Cycle, AV's liable to play Dale,
With Sedin, Henrik, Daniel, Bieksa from Bowling Green,
Play so hard, got a broken stick, it's okay cuz I play smart
Ballard still losing playin time, behind Alberts on the depth chart
Play so hard, I’m shocked too,
Burr's supposed to be in the penalty box too
But if you play the guys that we've played
You'd be on the ice layin' hipchecks too
Play so hard, let’s get skatin, No practice for like 6 days
Short shifts, forechecks, Schroeder drew us a powerplay
So play so hard, puck to the point, Eddie blasts it past their goalie,
Q-towns Peladeau, movin’ the 'Yotes to QC

Play so hard Shanahan wanna find me
That **** cray, That **** cray, That **** cray
Play so hard Shanahan wanna find me
That **** cray, That **** cray, That **** cray

They say we'll never win a playoff round
I said we'll beat you straight into the ground
Come and meet me in the neutral zone
Show you what happens when you throw the first stone
Play so hard
There's MayRay, and Higgay.
Play so hard
What the call? Slashing play,
Play so hard
Your line so cold, you old thing
Play so hard
Act like you’ll never be around the playoffs like this again
Doughty boy, drop those gloves
**** that ***** he don’t wanna go
Back to the bench with your head down low,
Mike Gillis did it right if you ask me
Cause I was him I would have kept both Schneids and Louie
What's Ebbett my filla?
What's Sestito my killa?
What's Roy my renta?
What's that Johnny Canuck-a?
Critics say we the weakest
Cause we always embellish
Got my linemates in here wit me
And they going gorillas, huh!

I don't even know what that means,
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative,
Gets the people going!

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04-24-2013, 11:43 PM
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Pretty good Aussie Rules Football match live on TSN2 right now.

If you have never watched Aussie Rules football before, you should check it out. You will become hooked pretty quickly

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04-25-2013, 12:14 AM
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I want to see nameless1 posting more in an iambic pentameter style.

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04-25-2013, 12:23 AM
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Straight outta Vancity, crazy mother****er named Mayhem
From the forum called HF Boards
When I'm called on, I got no pants on
Click submit and fools be **** on
You too Roy if you wanna **** with me
The mods are gunna have to come and ban me
On my ass, that's how I'm going out
For those punk mother****ers that be posting out
Posters start to mumble, they wanna rumble
PM em and telling to go to CDC like a dumbo
Going off on a punk-ass poster like that
With a mat, that is located under my ass
So give up it y2kcanucks, I just went on and ran outta ****s
Here's a murder rap that'll give your head a shake
Gotta posting record like Liquid Snake
Easton or Sherwood is the tool
Don't make me a mother****ing fool
Me you go post to post, maybe
You loving on Luongo daily
No, weekly, monthly, and yearly not quite
Till other mother****ers see why we drafted White
And I'm down with the capital H-F-B
Boy you can't **** with me
So when I'm on the mainboards, you better duck
Cause Rev Mayhem is drunk as ****
As I leave, believe my words
But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta HF Boards.
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04-25-2013, 01:11 AM
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04-25-2013, 01:17 AM
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04-25-2013, 01:25 AM
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04-25-2013, 01:34 AM
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I want to see nameless1 posting more in an iambic pentameter style.
I wish I could rhyme...
But I just cannot do it...
I will just Haiku.

It sucks in contrast...
But this is the way I roll...
Hopefully you like...

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04-25-2013, 01:39 AM
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I will just Haiku.
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My Haiku gift to the world:

Quote:
One two three four five

One two three four five sev-en

One two three four five


..... you're welcome.

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04-25-2013, 01:40 AM
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Man...
Haiku are so restrictive...
But I can't rap...

You guys really impress me...
And I thought...
Along with being the resident historian...
I was the resident poet.
Was I naive...

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04-25-2013, 01:43 AM
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My Haiku gift to the world:





..... you're welcome.
I actually wonder how would a teacher react...
If a student actually did that.
Any teachers here?

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04-25-2013, 01:44 AM
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I actually wonder how would a teacher react...

I got an F.

Don't ever poke fun at poetry to an English teacher.

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04-25-2013, 01:46 AM
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Don't ever poke fun at poetry to an English teacher.
This is what I would assume would happen

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04-25-2013, 01:48 AM
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I got an F.

Don't ever poke fun at poetry to an English teacher.
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This is what I would assume would happen
I would at least give an E for effort.

I wanted to make a joke...
But I think the world already give them enough flack for it.

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The look on my cat's face when I pushed him off my lap was of ultimate betrayal

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04-25-2013, 01:51 AM
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The look on my cat's face when I pushed him off my lap was of ultimate betrayal
We need pics...
Stat.

Btw...
Is he wagging his tail?
Careful now...
He may just sleep on you tonight.

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04-25-2013, 01:54 AM
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We need pics...
Stat.

Btw...
Is he wagging his tail?
Careful now...
He may just sleep on you tonight.
he was both wagging his tail and purring, although he knows better than to sleep in my room since the door is shut. He likes being able to come and go.

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He may just sleep on you tonight.
It's rudding season.

The shirt he leaves on his bedroom floor before he goes to bed will get sprayed on tonight.

My stupid cat did that to me the other night... one of the worst, most pungent odors know to man. Good thing I caught it soon enought that I could wash it out.

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My two poms

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imagine to put up with these two fighting for hours on end

they get so loud! haha

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It's rudding season.

The shirt he leaves on his bedroom floor before he goes to bed will get sprayed on tonight.

My stupid cat did that to me the other night... one of the worst, most pungent odors know to man. Good thing I caught it soon enought that I could wash it out.
pretty much, gotta be on the watch right now

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I should make some food.
22 posts later and we still have no food.

Whats the hold up man? ...we're starving here.

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22 posts later and we still have no food.

Whats the hold up man? ...we're starving here.
seriously, what the ****?

getting hungry over here

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