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04-23-2013, 07:26 AM
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Broken water at 230 am. At the hospital. Let the fun begin.
Best of luck Chris. Although all you'll really be able to do is pace, go get ice chips, get yelled at for offering ice chips, try to be supportive, get yelled at for breathing on her funny, and then watch the most wondrous thing in the universe happen. The thing that will change you forever.

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mention 'boobies' and wait for the usual suspects to arrive.

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and then watch the most wondrous thing in the universe happen. The thing that will change you forever.
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Broken water at 230 am. At the hospital. Let the fun begin.
Good luck to you all!

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Broken water at 230 am. At the hospital. Let the fun begin.
What a great time for it to happen

Congratulations!

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Not a whole lot going on. Wife has a condition that she needs an iv once the water breaks. If not we would be home.

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Not a whole lot going on. Wife has a condition that she needs an iv once the water breaks. If not we would be home.
Not a whole lot going on?! Oh, you just wait...

The process has started and the wait is over. Well, the first wait is over, now you wait again. Good luck and enjoy the hospital cots, they are so very comfortable

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Not a whole lot going on. Wife has a condition that she needs an iv once the water breaks. If not we would be home.
Let me give you a tip, dont let her catch you posting right about now.


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Apparently "boobies" works better than an eel in anus...
It works better than anything I know of....


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Broken water at 230 am. At the hospital. Let the fun begin.
Congrats on your impending doom and the demise of your current way of life as you know it

Raising kids is one of the most difficult, frustrating yet rewarding things you will ever do. It does change your life, but I would not give it up for anything.

My wife's water broke around 2am with our first, and she arrived just after noon, so I will say the birth will be at 12:35pm.

Who wants to start a pool?

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Not a whole lot going on. Wife has a condition that she needs an iv once the water breaks. If not we would be home.

Hope all is well with your wife and soon to be baby.

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Actually, I take that back. We went to the hospital and were admitted at 2am. I think her water broke earlier that day around 5 or 6pm, we went to the hospital and they sent us home.

So I revise my time to 9:50pm tonight

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It works better than anything I know of....

Who gets up in the morning and says.... Gee, I think I'll put an eel up my.... today.


Who does that?

I mean, I just made a to do list, but its more like....
go to bank, fold clothes, sort computer files

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Not a whole lot going on?! Oh, you just wait...

The process has started and the wait is over. Well, the first wait is over, now you wait again. Good luck and enjoy the hospital cots, they are so very comfortable
I love to hear you giving him advice. it makes all warm and stuff...

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Actually, I take that back. We went to the hospital and were admitted at 2am. I think her water broke earlier that day around 5 or 6pm, we went to the hospital and they sent us home.

So I revise my time to 9:50pm tonight
I'll take 11pm and wager that the Bruins will be on the tv in the delivery room

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Who gets up in the morning and says.... Gee, I think I'll put an eel up my.... today.


Who does that?

I mean, I just made a to do list, but its more like....
go to bank, fold clothes, sort computer files
Given how that conversation going are you saying you put boobies on the to do list?

And about an eel... I do not think it ends up on the to do list. I guess it would be more spur of the moment thing and thinking around what's life without whimsy...

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Actually, I take that back. We went to the hospital and were admitted at 2am. I think her water broke earlier that day around 5 or 6pm, we went to the hospital and they sent us home.

So I revise my time to 9:50pm tonight
My family was running a pool on the week when my wife would give birth. She was in a hospital for the entire last month of pregnancy and EVERY day the doctor would say "It's going to happen today." One day he said that it's all quiet, and we went out to a cafe across the street from the hospital. I barely made it home after dinner when my wife called an said that her water broke. In olden Soviet times we were not allowed inside the hospitals and were reduced to pacing around the building.

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Who gets up in the morning and says.... Gee, I think I'll put an eel up my.... today.


Who does that?

I mean, I just made a to do list, but its more like....
go to bank, fold clothes, sort computer files
I think Zylos does, but don't quote me on that...

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Who gets up in the morning and says.... Gee, I think I'll put an eel up my.... today.


Who does that?

I mean, I just made a to do list, but its more like....
go to bank, fold clothes, sort computer files
There's probably a very good explanation why he did it.


Wait, let me think about this for a moment.


If there is a good explanation for it, I would certainly like to hear it. On second though...maybe I wouldn't like to hear it.

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