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04-24-2013, 03:22 PM
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Only someone like Selanne wouldn't read this thread. What's worse is up until now I would have figured him for a sure-fire this-thread reader.
****, my cover is gone!

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04-24-2013, 03:23 PM
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How could anybody be so selfish and inconsiderate!?

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Teemu Selanne only scored 2 points in the 1991 Canada cup, ever since then Ive warned people not to fall in love with this underachiever. Now that hes shown his true colors I feel vindicated. I mean, his best statistical year was his rookie season, the closest in goals hes come since then is TWENTY EIGHT less then his rookie season, one hit wonder, your 15 minutes of fame are up. Bum.

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04-24-2013, 03:51 PM
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04-24-2013, 03:55 PM
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Teemu Selanne only scored 2 points in the 1991 Canada cup, ever since then Ive warned people not to fall in love with this underachiever. Now that hes shown his true colors I feel vindicated. I mean, his best statistical year was his rookie season, the closest in goals hes come since then is TWENTY EIGHT less then his rookie season, one hit wonder, your 15 minutes of fame are up. Bum.
1991/674 = 2, with a remainder of 643. 28 * (15 + 8) = 644. 644 - 643 = 1, the number of goals he scored in the 1991 Canada Cup.

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04-24-2013, 04:00 PM
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1991/674 = 2, with a remainder of 643. 28 * (15 + 8) = 644. 644 - 643 = 1, the number of goals he scored in the 1991 Canada Cup.
Like. Whoa. Gave me chills.

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04-24-2013, 04:11 PM
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My PSN and my e-mail ends with 674... oh god

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04-24-2013, 04:30 PM
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Gliese 674 is a red dwarf star, red dwarf stars are relatively cool stars. Selšnne is a cool hockey star.

Gliese 674 is located in the southern constellation of Ara. Ara is the nickname of a Finnish hockey coach Hannu Aravirta who coached Teemu in -99 WHC.

In -99 WHC Teemu had 6 assists and won silver. Silvers atomic number is 47.. 47... 74... 6 assists... it's all there... 674!

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04-24-2013, 04:36 PM
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We thought he was a hero, a guardian, our dark knight...turns out he was just...just a 674.

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04-24-2013, 04:51 PM
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He only has 1 goal in his last 8 games. This SOB is doing this to us on purpose!

An old friend of mine once got 674 as his SAT score, and he was never heard from again after that. Parents don't even miss him.

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04-24-2013, 05:06 PM
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Can someone tell me what the **** is going on here?

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04-24-2013, 05:08 PM
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Don't worry, guys. He's going to do the right thing. He's going to score those two last goals and put this whole ordeal behind him.

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04-24-2013, 05:10 PM
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It just doesn't seem right...

Anyone notice (674) 6+7=13 , 1+3 = 4, add the last 4 = *8* The infinite loop of evil. Selanne is no passing dark force, he is the Nero of the underworld.

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04-24-2013, 05:11 PM
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We thought he was a hero, a guardian, our dark knight...turns out he was just...just a 674.
That was your 4,674th post.

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04-24-2013, 05:15 PM
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And I have him in my fantasy team!!

What did I do!? What was I thinking!?? I feel so dirty and ashamed. I'm never gonna tell this to my wife and kids. Never.

6-7-4. Who have guessed..

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04-24-2013, 05:16 PM
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He's the 674 goal scorer we deserve. But not the 674 goal scorer we need right now.

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04-24-2013, 05:16 PM
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That was your 4,674th post.
It's him!!!

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04-24-2013, 05:22 PM
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Even Jets fans will disown him after this incomprehensible, insufferable indignity.
Michael Peca knew this was going to happen


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Maybe it's just me, but I think it seems right.

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04-24-2013, 05:24 PM
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My father will be hearing about this.

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04-24-2013, 05:26 PM
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****, my cover is gone!

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04-24-2013, 05:45 PM
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Maybe it's just me, but I think it seems right.
You clearly don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Bro, do you even watch hockey? jeez...

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04-24-2013, 05:50 PM
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And all this time we thought he was a great guy. I feel betrayed.

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04-24-2013, 06:05 PM
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This thread should be pinned so all hockey fans will know forever the disgrace he brought to the game.

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04-24-2013, 06:14 PM
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I don't think I've ever seen a thread with this much sarcasm.

I think its probably close to its carrying capacity.

EDIT: Selanne is a dick.

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