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Can men NOT use their boys for 3-4 months????

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So my 11 year old's girlfriend got a phone of her own last week. I'm happier now more than ever that our plan has unlimited texting.

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So my 11 year old's girlfriend got a phone of her own last week. I'm happier now more than ever that our plan has unlimited texting.
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Yes. They're called comas.

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So my 11 year old's girlfriend got a phone of her own last week. I'm happier now more than ever that our plan has unlimited texting.
Woah, totally missed the 's on the first read, freaked me the **** out.

Does his girlfriend know he spent 4 hours hanging out with and laying with 3 girls last Saturday?

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That's what I use! I just hope I don't have any weddings to go to in the near future...

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Woah, totally missed the 's on the first read, freaked me the **** out.

Does his girlfriend know he spent 4 hours hanging out with and laying with 3 girls last Saturday?


I don't know but we found out after the fact that she was there too.

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Priests seem to manage

I feel like there's another joke here somewhere

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Pfft. Who uses VHS? Everyone knows Betamax is where it's at.

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Well, if you really want the answer, you could be cruel conduct a scientific experiment with Clock.
Isn't that what pregnancy is?

Also, I'm assuming boots' "lack of boys use" includes taking matters in his own hands. That has to be tough.

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Also, I'm assuming boots' "lack of boys use" includes taking matters in his own hands. That has to be tough.
I'm reminded of an immortal lilpix post about basting buns.

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Title will be "boots balls blue" in 4 months.

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"Boots balls big, blue and BACK BOUNCING!"

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There's that six weeks after childbirth when you get cut off.

I mean I know my wife had to go through 9 months of uncomfortable pregnancy followed by labor and childbirth, but c'mon 6 whole weeks?? How am I supposed to deal with that??

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Also, I'm assuming boots' "lack of boys use" includes taking matters in his own hands. That has to be tough.
Usually it's just one.

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There's that six weeks after childbirth when you get cut off.

I mean I know my wife had to go through 9 months of uncomfortable pregnancy followed by labor and childbirth, but c'mon 6 whole weeks?? How am I supposed to deal with that??

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Usually it's just one.
She's just trying to boost his ego since he can't boost himself for several months.


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I mean I know my wife had to go through 9 months of uncomfortable pregnancy followed by labor and childbirth, but c'mon 6 whole weeks?? How am I supposed to deal with that??

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