The Ducks have travelled up to Van Nuys where they found an Assistant General Manager. We are pleased to announce the acquisition of Darryl "Dr. Funkenstein" Solly to the position of AGM. He is a former GM of the Ducks many years ago before losing the franchise in an illegal **** fight. Sadly for Darryl, he showed up to the cage thinking something else and had no birds with him.
Anyhow, please join me in welcoming the sober yin to my drunken trading yang.