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07-25-2013, 02:49 AM
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Not to mention they aren't exposed to proper Sports like MMA. Instead, they are exposed to Soccer and Cricket, 2 of the most boring sports of all time with Basketbal coming behind in 3rd place.
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Canít you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we canít be policing the entire city.

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its chowda! say it right!

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I don't understand how he caused a meltdown, there wasn't any radioactive material in the truck!

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Bart: It's gonna take a miracle for me to become a good quarterback!
Joe Namath: Excuse me, son.
Bart: Wow! Joe Namath!
Joe Namath: That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.
Bart: I cannot believe you are here! Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?
Joe Namath: Sure. There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Mrs. Namath: Joe, honey, I fixed it! It was just vapor lock!
Joe Namath: OK, look, I've gotta run. Remember what I told you!
"You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

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"I don't want guns in my house. Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?"
"I thought Smithers did it."
"That would have made a lot more sense."

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Bart: It's gonna take a miracle for me to become a good quarterback!
Joe Namath: Excuse me, son.
Bart: Wow! Joe Namath!
Joe Namath: That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.
Bart: I cannot believe you are here! Do you think maybe you could give me some pointers?
Joe Namath: Sure. There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Mrs. Namath: Joe, honey, I fixed it! It was just vapor lock!
Joe Namath: OK, look, I've gotta run. Remember what I told you!


*Remember what I told you*
*Just one thing*
*My car broke down*
*I'm Joe Namath*
*My car broke down*
*It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...*

Bart: I'm dead.

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"Two independent thought alarms in one day. The children must be over-stimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms."
"Ah told ye! Did ah nae tell ye? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!'

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"I don't really have a family. All I had was a little brother who grew up to become a doctor. He used to laugh at the most inappropriate times."

"Heh-heh-heh, I've got an older brother that I'll never see. He's a jazz musician or some such. Oh well, bye bye."

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07-25-2013, 10:10 PM
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Flaaaaaandeeers! Flaaaaaaaaandeeeers! Flaaaaanders!

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There’s very little meat in these gym mats!

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Flaaaaaandeeers! Flaaaaaaaaandeeeers! Flaaaaanders!
They're just words, Neddy. Word's can't hurt you...



THAT'S IT!

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Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd
still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can
all bask in his gentle decency.
Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?
Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green
earth.
Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as
trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".
Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of
you, especially those of you in the jury!

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Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd
still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand. So that we can
all bask in his gentle decency.
Mr. Quimby, did you assault Mr. LaCoste?
Freddy: Of course not. I love each and every thing on God's green
earth.
Lawyer: Therefore, you would never lose your temper over something as
trivial as the pronunciation of "chowder".
Freddy: That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of
you, especially those of you in the jury!
Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.


Later in the same episode:

Announcer: [on TV] Next, on "McGonigle", McGonigle is framed for a crime he didn't commit. And only one person can clear his name: a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.
McGonigle: You gotta tell 'em what you saw, Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared, McGonigle.
McGonigle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy: McGonigle.
Billy: Well, OK. For you, McGonigle.

...

Chief: Well, McGonigle, Billy is dead. They slit is throat from ear to ear.
McGonigle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here.

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Which one's the mouse?

Itchy.

Itchy's a jerk.

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I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

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does anyone have that screen grab of bart sitting on his couch looking at the window and sees the "other bart" that looks like him skateboarding, starring each other down?

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does anyone have that screen grab of bart sitting on his couch looking at the window and sees the "other bart" that looks like him skateboarding, starring each other down?

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Thank you sir.

This led me to find it


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I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
That's what I named my fantasy hockey league

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Lawyer: Wow, that didn't go well. The defense rests.


Later in the same episode:

Announcer: [on TV] Next, on "McGonigle", McGonigle is framed for a crime he didn't commit. And only one person can clear his name: a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward.
McGonigle: You gotta tell 'em what you saw, Billy.
Billy: But I'm so scared, McGonigle.
McGonigle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy: McGonigle.
Billy: Well, OK. For you, McGonigle.

...

Chief: Well, McGonigle, Billy is dead. They slit is throat from ear to ear.
McGonigle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Chief: You're off the case, McGonigle.
McGonigle: You're off your case.
Chief: What does that mean?
Homer: It means he gets results, you stupid chief!
Lisa: Dad, sit down!

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