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07-30-2013, 05:36 AM
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Dr. Hibbert: Three years ago, Krusty pledged over a million dollars to start Krusty's Care Center.
Krusty: Please, stop already.
Dr. Hibbert: To this day, Krusty hasn't given us a dime! Has he Frances?
Frances: I'm cold.. all the time!
Krusty: Aw look, it was all a bookkeeping snafu!
Dr. Hibbert: Could I have the check now?
Krusty: NOW!? Uh, sure.
Frances: God bless you, Krusty.
Krusty: And if my banker's watching, let nothing STOP you from PAYMENT of this check!
Here's the deal: Every time you watch my show, I will send you forty dollars!

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Patty: Hello, my name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.

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Patty: Hello, my name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?

Otto: Yeah, one. Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
"Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler."

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One time, Homer had a piece of food on his face for three days.

ahahahahaha

And it wasn't little either, it was a chicken wing.

ahahahaha ha, wing, hahahahahaha

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I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

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Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two "U"s. What a world.

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"Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler."
I am in flavor country.

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Just a couple quick one-liners:

Homer: "The Bees are on the what now?"
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Wiggum: "The baby looked at you?"
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Also the one with the pool will Milhouse signs the cast as "Milpool."

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Simpsons may be sold into cable syndication soon.

Pretty much the greatest news ever if they start showing the first decade again. Also, if they start that 24/7 Simpsons cable channel that's been rumored for years, I am just going to give up on being a productive member of society and start working on building a nice ass groove in my couch now.

Edit: Beaver rescue falls short.

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Aw maaaaaaaaan! Ned spilled ink all over my poems! He's a real flat tyre, I mean a cuuube man! He's putting us on the train to squares-ville, Mona!

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Beer Baron Episode .

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Simpsons may be sold into cable syndication soon.

Pretty much the greatest news ever if they start showing the first decade again. Also, if they start that 24/7 Simpsons cable channel that's been rumored for years, I am just going to give up on being a productive member of society and start working on building a nice ass groove in my couch now.

Edit: Beaver rescue falls short.
it's been in syndication in Canada for years.

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http://www.jacknicholsonimpersonator.com/

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This is indeed a disturbing universe.

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This is indeed a disturbing universe.
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Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.
[outside on the steps of the post office] Great plan, Bart.
-- Trying to intercept a letter, ``Blood Feud''

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Just eat the damn oranges!

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Well son... a woman is like... uh... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall... three hundred pounds... they make, ice.

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