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Team USA's Glamour Shots

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08-27-2013, 04:29 PM
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Team USA's Glamour Shots

I don't think anything will top the USA hockey pictures where the players were threatening people with icicles, but their new Olympics pictures are still pretty awkward:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-pu...190110715.html

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Kessel......wow.

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Haha

Kessel doesn't have a neck. Why would they not retake Howard's photo? Dustin Brown looks awfully special.

These are some horrible picks to go along with a pretty crappy jersey. I dont mind the jersey, but the logo is too soccer-ish.

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Statsny is definitely baked

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Kessel made me laugh out loud, so awkward.

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Wow, USA are definitely gonna be at a huge disadvantage in Sochi with 50% of their team suffering from scoliosis


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thats...awful.

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Kesler looks like a registered sex offender

Yandle looks like a guy om morophine in hospice

Kane looks like a guy in an anger management meeting

Falk looks like he is auditioning for a boy band on American Idol

Kessel looks like a hunchback

Howard looks like he is about to eat the photographer

Brown looks like an escaped convict

Statsny looks inbred

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Dustin Brown. Dear god that is hilarious

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why not make the players at least wash their heads before shooting?

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This makes me wish that Alexander Wennberg was an American


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oh man this had me laughing on the floor. kessel's looks like a mugshot while brown looks more special than he usually does. pure gold right here

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The jerseys are driving them insane.

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Hockey USA has replaced hockey benches in the locker room with these new fancy designed chairs.


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Eerily similar....

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Wasn't it just a few weeks ago we were talking about how thin Big Buff got? Now it looks like he's gained at least 40 lbs back again.

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Kessel and saad

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Kane looks very sinister. Judging by that picture he gets more than just aggressively handsy.

Brandon Saad looks like a character from chicken run.

Kessel looks like a well sized vending machine fan who has won a competition to promo something. It reminds me of the episode in the Simpsons when Homer gets to 300lbs so he can work from home.

DeKeyser looks like he is about to the bad guy on an airplane in a Kurt Russel film.

There are no clean and appropriate sentences that will evade an infraction that can be said about Byfuglien.

Stastny needs to wash.

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Wasn't it just a few weeks ago we were talking about how thin Big Buff got? Now it looks like he's gained at least 40 lbs back again.
He must have eaten Ryan Miller

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Although the pictures are funny, here's the real story: What the **** happened to Yahoo Sports?

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Danny DeKeyser looks like he should have been in Point break

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