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08-27-2013, 05:50 PM
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If I had two offensive linemen the size of Kessel and Byfuglien when I was coaching, I don't think we'd have lost a game.

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08-27-2013, 05:52 PM
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"Whatcha thinkin' bout, Justin?"

"Flesh."

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08-27-2013, 05:56 PM
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Danny DeKeyser looks like that guy from the GoT.

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I have no idea why they takes these pictures. I feel like just to troll. They should stop now.

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Poor Phil. He just doesn't photograph well at all. Also, he looks kind of fat in all those pictures.

The jerseys look pretty bad what with the shiny stars.











There is a Kessel that would do good glamour shots. Unfortunately for Phil, it's not him

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08-27-2013, 07:22 PM
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Kessel really needs to just grow out the beard and officially give up.

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08-27-2013, 08:55 PM
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Phil doesn't look that bad to me...he just looks like Phil.

fwiw, he doesn't look quite so awkward in person - i mean, i've seen him on the street, eaton centre, and grocery store before and he just looks kind of blends into the scenery...he doesn't look obviously ugly and weird or anything.

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08-27-2013, 09:02 PM
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USA Hockey. The only thing uglier than out uniform is our players.

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08-27-2013, 09:04 PM
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I died laughing at these. That photographer should be ostracized! Hahahaha!

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USA Hockey. The only thing uglier than out uniform is our players.
Hopefully the women's team can make these uniforms look good

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08-27-2013, 09:14 PM
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The lack of a collar on the jerseys is what does it. Everything looks like an excessively relaxed t-shirt.

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Wow, OT but did DeKeyser, the guy with 11 NHL games, make the US Olympic team??
These are all the people who were at the camp.

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Pretty sure the photographer told kessel to make love to the camera. And he OWNED it.

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08-27-2013, 10:35 PM
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The jersey looks like a wizards coat in this pic
I put on my robe and wizard hat?

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08-28-2013, 01:24 AM
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I'm pretty sure all of Kessel's hair grows on the back of his head and he just combs it forward.

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Wow, OT but did DeKeyser, the guy with 11 NHL games, make the US Olympic team??
This is the camp. They invited about twice as many guys as will actually make the team.

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08-28-2013, 07:28 AM
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I'm pretty sure all of Kessel's hair grows on the back of his head and he just combs it forward.

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Hospital gowns?

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Hospital gowns?
Yes, I was trying to think what they looked like...and that's it.

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These are great. Everyone is trolling...Love Brown's....

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After just attending the Book of Mormon all I could think of seeing Jimmy Howard's glamour shot is, "Hello, my name is Elder Howard and I would like to share with you the most amazing book. It's a book about America a long, long time ago"


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yessss!!!! We have a winner!!!!

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08-28-2013, 11:52 AM
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Kessels isn't even close to being the worst but its fun to pick on leafs right. Of course no mention of yandle in here.

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Dont know why your pick on Kessel, I dont think he look akward, leave him alone, lol. The jerseys are whats make the players look a bit goofy.

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