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10-01-2013, 12:58 AM
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OFFICIAL PANIC THREAD - 2013/14 Season... now with 2014/15 Goodness!

People were using the 2012/13 Panic Thread (which you can find here) to discuss this season's doom & gloom, so it seems timely to start the 2013/14 version.


Discuss your greatest Sens fears here, fellow Sens fans. Topics may include such items as:

- Zibanejad/ players being demoted
- Alfie
- Melnyk/ internal budgets/ casinos
- lopsided losses vs the Leafs/Habs/basement teams
- horrible, season-altering injuries
- Lehner fans thinking he should be the starter every time Anderson lets in more than 1 goal per game.
- "The Glebe"
- Management's ******** schemes to keep Leafs fans out of CTC
- Canadian Tire Center not accepting Canadian Tire money for beer.
- That time you had too much to drink and the 5-year old sitting behind you ratted you out to the ushers.
- ... and more!




... alright gentlemen. Panic to your heart's content.


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10-01-2013, 01:04 AM
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That split squad loss to the isles.... Fire Murray and Maclean, trade Spezza, Anderson and Michalek for picks. Time to rebuild guys. We can't let the Flames get Connor McDavid!

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In a league where Charles Wang still owns a team, we have the cheapest owner in the NHL

There is absolutely no way the Senators are losing money every year, this "internal cap" is because he is bleeding money from every other business and investment he has

e: hell, he probably sent Zibanejad down instead of paying for him to stay in a nice hotel with the rest of the team

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Ugh....The Glebe.

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Ugh....The Glebe.
I feel dirty living in centertown. So close to the glebe!

Trade Melnyk, fire Spezza

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Without zibanejad, this is how i think the standings will look:

1. Penguins
2. Bruins
3. Red Wings
4. New York
5. Toronto
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30. Ottawa

The sens management made a mistake by sending zibanejad down. Fire melnyk, murray and maclean. Trade spezza, michalek, anderson and condra while we are at it. We need to tank so we can draft connor macdavid.

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Without zibanejad, this is how i think the standings will look:

1. Penguins
2. Bruins
3. Red Wings
4. New York
5. Toronto
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30. Ottawa

The sens management made a mistake by sending zibanejad down. Fire melnyk, murray and maclean. Trade spezza, michalek, anderson and condra while we are at it. We need to tank so we can draft connor macdavid.
LOL, adding Condra on the list was a nice touch.

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I heard we have a few small forwards on the roster. PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My issue with the season is the Melnyk finance question. The politics around the casino snub may make him play the game differently with the city and that could imapct the team financial input.

Wish we all had that problem, but Melnyk certainly holds the cards to set the Budget. O'Brien in Binghamton is not helping either.

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Karlsson's Bell bill is too high. Demands a trade to avoid paying it.

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Only way Canada has a chance in the Olympics with these goalies is if the U.S. National Men's Hockey team is considered a non-essential service.

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Ek has the Leafs 2nd in the conference and the Sens not making the playoffs.

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Only way Canada has a chance in the Olympics with these goalies is if the U.S. National Men's Hockey team is considered a non-essential service.
I agree, maybe the americans
Will trade us craig anderson for a metric tonne of maple syrup and the promise that we put any spawn of chad kroeger and avril lavigne into a furnace

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