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04-13-2014, 02:15 PM
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Witty banter thread 2014?

I remember around this time last year we had a banter thread for the Sens where a bunch of this boards expert photoshoppers posted a bunch of funny Sens pictures, and also real things like "the senator" or "the senatron' Lots of funny gifs also (looking at you MIG).

I remember that being really funny and I'm curious as to if we're going to have one for this year too.

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I remember around this time last year we had a banter thread for the Sens where a bunch of this boards expert photoshoppers posted a bunch of funny Sens pictures, and also real things like "the senator" or "the senatron' Lots of funny gifs also (looking at you MIG).

I remember that being really funny and I'm curious as to if we're going to have one for this year too.
i remember losing in 5....how about no this time

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I was going to start this thread today! Good thinking Kobe.

Banter 2014: This time it's still not personal
Pro-Habs talking points (repeat these until they're true)
  1. The Habs are the ONLY Canadian team in the playoffs. A true patriot would root for Canada.
  2. Team Canada's *STAR* Player, Carey Price, is a Hab. If you supported Team Canada in the Olympics, you'd support the Habs.
  3. One of the most underrated coaches in the league, Michel Therrien, preaches respect to all his players and gets them to play an attractive, no-frills kinda game.
  4. Great young players like Subban, Gallagher, Eller, Bournival, Beaulieu, Tinordi and Galchenyuk are relied upon for important duties at all times.
  5. Wily vets like Briere, Bourque, Bouillon and Murray bring stability to the lineup with their consistent play.
  6. Deadline acquisitions Weaver and Vanek go to show that we're truly Stanley Cup contenders
  7. Physical players like Parros, Moen, White, Emelin, Murray keep the other team on their toes and honest.
  8. Stars like Desharnais, Pacioretty, Vanek and 40goal man, Brian Gionta, can pretty much score at will. If you want high-octane hockey, you'd support the Habs

Anti-Bolts talking points (these are actually true)
  1. Steven Stamkos couldn't even make it to Team Canada, goes to show how overrated he is.
  2. Their star player and captain, Martin St-Louis, begged to be traded midway through the season. Tampa's a sinking ship.
  3. Does it even snow in Tampa Bay? Do they even have electricity in Tampa Bay? What's a Tampa, even?
  4. Overrated goalies - Ben who? Andres whom? Neither are half as experienced as our backup Peter Budaj.
  5. What kind of name is Teddy Purcell anyway??
  6. Sami Salo's going to have another hilariously inopportune injury.
  7. Ryan Malone is NOT a cokehead. He just likes to swerve while he drives and carries cocaine on his person because he likes to prank the local police!
  8. John Cooper's overrated, he's only good compared to Barry Melrose. Also, he looks like a Llama apparently.

Let's add, subtract, edit and so on. Gotta raise the heat... and the hate.


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Is the Tampa coach a walrus? That would help.

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Is the Tampa coach a walrus? That would help.
He looks more like a lama to me...



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You just wanted to use a llama pic didn't you.

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He looks more like a lama to me...


You're right. Difficult to tell which one is the coach and which is the llama unless you squint

As long as we steer far clear of any feminine protection jokes, I'm all for making fun of Tampa. It will be interesting to see what percentage of their arena crowd are Habs fans. I expect about half.

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You just wanted to use a llama pic didn't you.
Who can blame him?

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I remember when calling people llamas on the internet was 'in'.

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Okay, I'll just leave this here. Dum dee dum ...


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Sure man! Its rare that one sees a lama in a suit and even rarer that the background is the same in both cases!! When i saw that well i just had to...

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See your llama, and raise you a vicuna.
Hair by Calvin DeClined.......
Vicuna cinematography by Eric the Majestic Moose, the cousin of the one who bit that guy's sister
Subtitles by the Knights who say Nee
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[QUOTE=WhiskeySeven;83326861]I was going to start this thread today! Good thinking Kobe.

*internet fist bump

we can start an official thread for this stuff, or either I or a mod could change the name

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*internet fist bump

we can start an official thread for this stuff, or either I or a mod could change the name
Well this one's a bit of a mess... you can just start a new thread if you want, just bring in some of your own "facts" and conjectures

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We all like witty banter......


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Well this one's a bit of a mess... you can just start a new thread if you want, just bring in some of your own "facts" and conjectures
ughh too much work.. I like your points anyway.

I just wanna make fun of Malone

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