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SIMPSONS SHOWDOWN - ROUND 2 - (3) MILHOUSE vs. (6) COMIC BOOK GUY
View Poll Results: Who Is The Better Simpsons Character?
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While we're waiting, here are some names you may call me on our wedding night: [clears throat] Obi Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Mxyzptlk, and of course, Big Papa Smurf.
[makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is...
Milhouse!
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Bart: [walking in] Say, cool dude, can I play too?
Milhouse: [scrambling] Uh, uh, it's only a one player game.
Bart: Then how come it says "Second player score"?
Milhouse: [pause] Mom! Bart's swearing!
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Bart: No. Let me try the cup and ball.
Milhouse: [indignant] Get your own!
Bart: Come on, don't be a cup and ball hog!
Milhouse: Hey! Give it. That's mine!
[they struggle for it, yelling at each other]
Mom! Bart's smoking!
I know. Of all the remaining guys in the tourney, Milhouse is definitely the best. He's been great in the more recent seasons. I love the SImpsons go to Canada episode. He had some great lines there. As soon as he called himself "The House", he moved up several notches in my books.
What's wrong with this tourney? I stopped doing it and got lots of PMs asking me to finish it...
Don't listen to the naysayers. I'm anxiously awaiting the results of this tournament, along with many of my other Simpsons loving friends who don't visit these boards.