[makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is...
Bart: [walking in] Say, cool dude, can I play too?
Milhouse: [scrambling] Uh, uh, it's only a one player game.
Bart: Then how come it says "Second player score"?
Milhouse: [pause] Mom! Bart's swearing!
Bart: No. Let me try the cup and ball.
Milhouse: [indignant] Get your own!
Bart: Come on, don't be a cup and ball hog!
Milhouse: Hey! Give it. That's mine!
[they struggle for it, yelling at each other]
Mom! Bart's smoking!
I know. Of all the remaining guys in the tourney, Milhouse is definitely the best. He's been great in the more recent seasons. I love the SImpsons go to Canada episode. He had some great lines there. As soon as he called himself "The House", he moved up several notches in my books.