SIMPSONS SHOWDOWN - ROUND 2 - (2) RALPH WIGGUM vs. (10) HANS MOLEMAN

09-28-2003, 06:25 PM

This tournament is to determine the best supporting character on The Simpsons after the last poll was so widely contested.

4 regions, 16 seeds in each.

SECOND ROUND

R1: Ralph Wiggum def. Lunchlady Doris 78-4

R1: Hans Moleman def. Martin Prince 39-26

(2) RALPH WIGGUM

vs.

(10) HANS MOLEMAN

“He’s gonna smell like hot dogs!”

vs.

Marge: “That’s not my Uncle Lou…and I think this man is alive!”
Hans: “That’s what I’ve been trying to TELL you!”
Coroner: “That’s…just gas escaping.”

VIEW THE ENTIRE BRACKET AND RESULTS HERE

Big McLargehuge · 09-28-2003, 06:42 PM

My cat's breath smells like cat food

Avery4Byng* · 09-28-2003, 07:05 PM

tastes like burning......

**Legionnaire** · 09-28-2003, 08:22 PM

Ralph could possibly win this whole tourney!

VO #23 · 09-28-2003, 08:41 PM

That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

Hyped · 09-28-2003, 08:51 PM

I choo-choo-choose you. Haha. See! It says "choo-choo-choose" and it's got a picture of a train...

Epoch · 09-29-2003, 01:43 AM

Hans Moleman.

john g · 09-29-2003, 03:07 AM

<----- hmmmm

Big Bill · 09-29-2003, 04:33 AM

The episode where Skinner quits and the students take over the school. Ralph is in a cage over Crapabble's desk.

"My water bowl is empty" - I peed myself.

others:
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

09-29-2003, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Bill

The episode where Skinner quits and the students take over the school. Ralph is in a cage over Crapabble's desk.

"My water bowl is empty" - I peed myself.

Good episode, but it's Martin in the cage, not Ralph.

Big Bill · 09-29-2003, 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nordique

Good episode, but it's Martin in the cage, not Ralph.

You are right. I remember now, its has to be two years since I have seen that episode. Thanks

Douggy · 09-29-2003, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legionnaire

Ralph could possibly win this whole tourney!

OH please NO!!!

USC Trojans · 09-29-2003, 07:31 AM

Wow, this is an early showdown between two of the funniest supporting characters. Obviously, Ralph is better by far, but Hans Moleman is hilarious in his own way.

Hitman* · 09-29-2003, 08:07 AM

pity vote to Hans. He's had a handful of great moments.

How many times has he "died"

canucksfan · 09-29-2003, 01:14 PM

Ralph

Yayo · 09-29-2003, 02:14 PM

"Oh boy, sleep!! That's where I'm a Viking!!"

Too bad that Hans Moleman was up against the Ralph Wiggum.

How unfortunate.

golfmade · 09-29-2003, 02:19 PM

Hans, I like Ralph but an old guy gettin hit in the groin with a football and Homer laughing at it during a film festival is golden.

lux_interior · 09-29-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyped

I choo-choo-choose you. Haha. See! It says "choo-choo-choose" and it's got a picture of a train...

"So, do you like.....stuff?"

sveiglar · 09-29-2003, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douggy

OH please NO!!!

Don't you worry lad, Willie'll take care of 'em...

Avery4Byng* · 09-29-2003, 03:42 PM

I think it could come down to homer and ralph.

09-29-2003, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tray

I think it could come down to homer and ralph.

Homer's not in the tournament - the immediate family is exempt, mostly because Homer is far and away the best and most important character on the show that it wouldn't be funny.

Puttin' On The Foil · 09-29-2003, 08:41 PM

I dressed myself!