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10-31-2013, 10:28 PM
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Have anyone ever been in a situation where they ran out of candy and couldn't take any more trick or treaters? I was in that situation tonight. After the last two kids, I had to close off everything because I ran out of candy. Seems like maybe in the next years I will have to get more. In past years I always had plenty to spare.
What you do when you start running out of candy is you have all the kids wanting the last chocolate bar stick around, then you stage halloween fight club for the final bit of candy you have.

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What you do when you start running out of candy is you have all the kids wanting the last chocolate bar stick around, then you stage halloween fight club for the final bit of candy you have.
And then I would probably have the cops at my door 5 minutes after that, but it is something to consider for next year.

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And then I would probably have the cops at my door 5 minutes after that, but it is something to consider for next year.
Buy the cops off with that last bit of candy. The kids won't notice since they've just beaten the ever-living hell out of each other.

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What you do when you start running out of candy is you have all the kids wanting the last chocolate bar stick around, then you stage halloween fight club for the final bit of candy you have.
Don't forget to have one of the other kids taking money on the side, someone's gotta make a profit out of this.

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The toys went over really well just FYI for those who were interested. Had lots of 'thank you's' from parents too

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I am watching Paul Rudd try and be evil in Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers. He's terrible.
Yeah that movie is bad and you should feel bad.

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I should!?!?! Sir, you besmirch my good name and now I challenge you to a rubber chicken slap fight.

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I should!?!?! Sir, you besmirch my good name and now I challenge you to a rubber chicken slap fight.
Joe Thornton will fight in my stead. We all know how he handles chickens.

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Heh. I got so much candy. Around campus, only college kids trick or treat.

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PBS' Great Performances (tomorrow on my DVR) has the opera of Moby Dick, based on the Melville book.

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Heh. I got so much candy. Around campus, only college kids trick or treat.
Freshman year, little kids went through the dorms trick-or-treating. It was pretty adorable.

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I stopped counting, but I'm pretty sure less than 25 people got candy this year. Good thing I only got two small bags.

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I forgot how awesome Rolos are.

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You must love drooling and finding little bits of foil by surprise

Seriously, they make you drool like a mofo.

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Diabeetus, here I come. ****ing lazy kids...
Agreed. You know it's bad when the kids are too fat and lazy to go get free candy...

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Seriously, they make you drool like a mofo.
I just eat the foil bits..show them what the **** is up.

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Diabeetus, here I come. ****ing lazy kids...


Don't worry, no Secretariat. Swear to god (not joking)

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Agreed. You know it's bad when the kids are too fat and lazy to go get free candy...
I never watch the show, but I imagine they all resemble Bobby from King of the Hill.

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Don't worry, no Secretariat. Swear to god (not joking)
I ****ing hate you. WTF is that? Thanks for the new phobia...jackass.

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We had someone to give out candy. They kept coming in groups of 10 and we had to shut the light off before 8 PM. We managed to preserve one twix, one snickers bar and a 3 Musketeer.

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Had trick or treat at work, I think I gained 10lbs and went into a mini diabetic coma.

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