"Something's gone wrong in the happy-go-lucky world of Edmontendo!"
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
Hero of the Oiler Kingdom, Halio's name is known far and wide with his amazing scoring ability. Is a bit of a hothead, especially when it comes to saving the other members of his team, who all too frequently neglect their duties.
Halio's younger, less popular brother is by no means a pushover... in the toedrag department. His wizardry with the puck leaves foes dazzled, however this more often than not results in absolutely nothing positive.
A fun-loving ceature from "Celly Island", Yakshi is often spotted playing in one end of the hockey rink but not the other. Seems to disappear at the magic words "Power play". Currently lost in the "Minus World".
The evil universal conquerer is an imposing figure in net for the Oiler kingdom. Taking over for King DubDubDub, he seeks to achieve another 51 million coins. Has a superior form known as "Giga Bryzer", however since this makes his already large 5-hole the size of the net, it's never used.
Wielding the incredible power of the Triforce of Toedrag, Zelsky dances around opponents towards the goal. Seems to get mixed up in strange circumstances that transform her into a bandaged warrior known as "Alesheik".
Weidling the triforce of suck, he is the King of Evil. Seeking to rule over the land of Oilrule while stealing the other two triforce pieces, he's hit a wall due to the fact his triforce power is absolutely useless, especially in hockey.
Neglecting to follow in his father's footsteps, he took up hockey instead of baseball, a decision which has earned him legendary status in the Losealot System. Has a distinct knack for shooting the puck into his own net.
A speedy, smart defender who zaps his opponents with his lightning quick reflexes. Despite being unable to speak English like most of the cast, he seems to understand the game of hockey better than his defensive mates.
A crafty warrior from the faraway galaxy of Tippet. Using the skills she's learned as a defensive specialist, she shows up the other fighters quite frequently, much to their annoyance, as the concept of defense hasn't been brought to their respective lands.
A newcomer that preaches physical health, and unfortunately little else. Struggles with the concepts called "Defense", "power play", "6th man", "compete", and "NHL hockey". Where there was once warm reception to this addition, now it is colder than a Smynk scoring slump.
Wins: Not Enough Losses: More than double the amount of wins Loser Points: Who cares at this point?
The ruler of the Smash Oilers, he creates the rosters that the player sees on the ice. He seems to believe that everything is fine and that there is no need to buy into that strange "defense" concept..
While Master MacT wishes to create, Crazy Lowe only wishes to destroy and create havoc, misery and just a big mess. His secrets are that he knows a thing or two about winning and that he has extreme regrets about not being able to fit his 6 rings on the 5 fingers he has.
Rings: 6 (In case you forgot)
Not pictured: King DubDubdub, Hendricks, Darryl Tabuu, Joensuu, Jones, Potter, Scrivens
RECORDS AND OVERALL STANDINGS
15 KOs 31 SDs 7 Falls (29th, That's Bad!)
That Other Team: 23 KOs 18 SDs 9 Falls (17th, That's Much Better!)
The Oilers will SMAAAASH! the Desert Dogs! Or... self-destruct in hilarious fashion
My friend Pedro for all the photoshops. He is a legend. Nintendo for making all the various franchises (except Mega Man obviously) and SSB itself, which is a damn fine game.
I'm not much for video games, so I never get any of the jokes in these kinds of threads.
Loved this line about Bryzgalov though "Taking over for King DubDubDub, he seeks to achieve another 51 million coins."
Must have taken hours to put all that together. Well done.