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09-27-2007, 07:33 PM
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The Tale of Steve Downie....

There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals that Steve Downie let live.

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The Cheif Export of Steven Downie is pain.

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When the boogie-man goes to bed he checks his closet for Steve Downie.


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Steve Downie drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

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Steven Downie doesn't go hunting... STEVEN DOWNIE GOES KILLING.

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If Chuck Norris were to Round House kick Steve Downie during a Body Check the world would cease to exist from the impact.

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Steve Downie once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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The San Andreas Fault is a result of Steve Downie body checking the earth.

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Steve Downie is the reason why Waldo is hiding...

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Every time Steve Downie misses a check, a baby dies in the womb.

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When Lee Harvey Oswald tried to snipe John F. Kennedy, Steve Downie deflected all three bullets with his hip-checks. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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When it appears that Steve Downie has completely missed a check and crashed soley into the boards, he hasn't. He is simply seeing into the later periods when someone will be there, and demonstrating to his teammates and fans that he is clairvoyant.

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Barry Bonds never did steroids. Steve Downie breathed on him.

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Steve Downie is the reason why Waldo is hiding...
pure greatness.

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Steve Downie is the only person in the world who has permission to touch MC Hammer.

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Have you read the previous 4 posts? I lol'd at them all and then my my wife said lol you are drunk.

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and his avatar is kick ass.

Smith in all his "I'll **** you in teh ass with my eyeballs" goodness, why Edmonton got rid of him I have no idea....

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Cars look both ways before crossing an intersection to avoid being hit by Steve Downie.

(I'm getting these off a list that was created for Joe Thornton, but changing them a bit for Downie. They're awesome.)

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09-27-2007, 08:11 PM
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A rattlesnake once bit Steve Downie in the leg. After five hours of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.

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The Juggernaut wears Steve Downie underwear.

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Steve Downie wears padding to protect the other players.

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steve Downie doesn't sleep.. He waits....

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Steve Downie does not shower. He swims in the tears of Senators fans.

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Steve Downie does not shower. He swims in the tears of Senators fans.
pretty sure best ever of all time.

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Steve Downie will win 3 Hart trophies. He will then win 11 Downie trophies.

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