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05-28-2014, 09:57 AM
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He's not getting traded and there's no reason to be all pissy about him... be patient and use some common sense.

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He's not getting traded and there's no reason to be all pissy about him... be patient and use some common sense.
I think he should retire and work at Wawa.

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I think he should retire and work at Wawa.
STOP.....

Although it would be funny to see both Schenn brothers making my club sandwiches.
Luke would be too slow and Brayden would forget to add condiments...

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I never said he would be, and I wouldn't rule it out yet. I only asked where the guy wanted him to go because he clearly hates schenn

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Don't be mean. At least work at Sheets.

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Don't be mean. At least work at Sheets.
Wawa pretzels are better. I don't want him to work in a place with bad pretzels, that's just inhumane.

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You teed it up so nicely, I just couldn't resist .


As for sandwich making abilities, Luke would accidentally drop the sandwich into the dirty mop water after attempting a spinorama handoff to the condiment station and Brayden would promptly go headfirst into the sneezeguard before losing a fight with ranch dressing. He might be able to successfully make a hoagie if someone else did all the work, though.

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You teed it up so nicely, I just couldn't resist .


As for sandwich making abilities, Luke would accidentally drop the sandwich into the dirty mop water after attempting a spinorama handoff to the condiment station and Brayden would promptly go headfirst into the sneezeguard before losing a fight with ranch dressing. He might be able to successfully make a hoagie if someone else did all the work, though.
Oh god the ****ing spin-o-rama


He makes it so damn difficult to argue for him when you remember **** like that.





Oh well #DontTradeTheSchenns

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Wawa pretzels are better. I don't want him to work in a place with bad pretzels, that's just inhumane.



You teed it up so nicely, I just couldn't resist .


As for sandwich making abilities, Luke would accidentally drop the sandwich into the dirty mop water after attempting a spinorama handoff to the condiment station and Brayden would promptly go headfirst into the sneezeguard before losing a fight with ranch dressing. He might be able to successfully make a hoagie if someone else did all the work, though.
I was scrolling down to post my Schenn sandwich shenanigans (alliteration is fun!), but this beat my comedic thought by a Luke stretch pass. My scenario was Brayden getting the meat and cheese onto the bun, then holding onto the sandwich with his back to the customer, and finally falling down when a Burger King employee comes and takes it away from him.

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Has anyone heard anything about B. Schenns contract talks?

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06-19-2014, 07:05 AM
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Has anyone heard anything about B. Schenns contract talks?
Wawa's stonewalling him on salary. His agent's trying, but he'll break soon.

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06-19-2014, 08:07 AM
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If Homer was still the GM I would guess he is holding out to avoid a sign and trade

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Wawa's stonewalling him on salary. His agent's trying, but he'll break soon.
Wawa needs him to counter this dangerous bandit...




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Police are asking the public's help to identify a burly, BMW-driving bandit who tried to rob a Wawa last month in Center City - but instead fled after an employee fought back.

The man entered the Wawa on Walnut Street near 9th just after 5:30 a.m. on Oct. 13, wearing sunglasses and a green towel around his head, police said. He approached the employee at the counter and demanded money, tugging at his waistband to suggest a weapon, police said. When the employee said: "Show me the gun," the suspect pulled out a thin piece of metal with a curved handle and walked toward the employee, police said.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/d...wa-robber.html

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Has anyone heard anything about B. Schenns contract talks?
I wonder if Killorn's contract will be used as another comparitive...2 years at $2.55 per year. He had 41 points this year as did Schenn. And yes, Schenn CAP hit was higher, but only made less than $900,000.

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06-19-2014, 02:38 PM
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If Schenns agent was smart he would ask for a 2 year bridge and say Brayden will play LW with G. Could be a massive pay off in 2 years.

I wonder if maybe Flyers want the longer deal , has there been any reports on what each party is looking for ?

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Eklund rumours about Ott to Philly. Love it, he could eat up a lot of Couts defensive ES mathcups and eliminate the 'role' held by Rinaldo. I hate him in a different way than ******* like Marchand, a way that would have me loving him in orange and black. He's also got a lot of experience at LW.

And if anyone goes after the kids.... we role out the Hartnell-Otter-Simmonds to remind the opposing bench what's goin on!


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If Schenns agent was smart he would ask for a 2 year bridge and say Brayden will play LW with G. Could be a massive pay off in 2 years.

I wonder if maybe Flyers want the longer deal , has there been any reports on what each party is looking for ?
Won't matter when Nashville or Calgary offer sheets him.

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I doubt the Flyers want a longer deal considering their current cap situation.

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Won't matter when Nashville or Calgary offer sheets him.
We'll take a top 10 pick in 2015 any day

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I offered B.Schenn or B.Schenn/3rd rnd pick for Evander Kane on the trade site and Jets fans mocked me..I don't get it? Schenn and Kane are the same age, Kane has yet to play a full season in the NHL and his salary is 5+mil a year which I'm thinking Schenn's will be around 4mil..so less. Kane is good but not that great.

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I offered B.Schenn or B.Schenn/3rd rnd pick for Evander Kane on the trade site and Jets fans mocked me..I don't get it? Schenn and Kane are the same age, Kane has yet to play a full season in the NHL and his salary is 5+mil a year which I'm thinking Schenn's will be around 4mil..so less. Kane is good but not that great.
E. Kane is without question one of the top 5 most overrated players on HFBoards. he's been in the league for 5 years and had one good season. plus he has a reputation for being lazy and a cancer in the dressing room. why some Jets fans think he's gold is beyond me. he's more trouble than he's worth.

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Ok this thread has gotten absolutely ridiculous. Wawa is lightyears better than Sheets and it's not even close. It's like comparing Butcher and Singer to a Styrofoam bowl of mystery meat in a middle school cafeteria.

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Ok this thread has gotten absolutely ridiculous. Wawa is lightyears better than Sheets and it's not even close. It's like comparing Butcher and Singer to a Styrofoam bowl of mystery meat in a middle school cafeteria.
He's already been fired from Wawa, I think he's doing some kinda thing with toilets at an Indian food festival... I'm not sure, but Beef's a horrible person.

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Ok this thread has gotten absolutely ridiculous. Wawa is lightyears better than Sheets and it's not even close. It's like comparing Butcher and Singer to a Styrofoam bowl of mystery meat in a middle school cafeteria.
Wawa isn't even in the same stadium as Sheets.

Sheets has an open taco bar, all different kinds of food, Non-Wawa brand drinks (suppose I want a Starbucks cold coffee), beer, flat panel televisions, and an eating area. They have... options. Options. Imagine that. I feel like I'm in Soviet Russia while there. I stand in the bread line waiting for my bread sandwich. Every article of food is the People's Republic of WaWa brand. All the workers move like they're working for the government. All food is meted out according to the scales and measures decided by the great and glorious leader Kim Jung Wa.

Wawa used to be good. Now they measure out the meet with a quantum scale to make sure you didn't get one molecule too much. The "bread" sandwiches are okay, but they're 95% bread and it isn't even good bread. Some corporate money-man must have gotten to them and to save a few pennies the quality fell off a cliff. In the 90s, Wawa made actual sandwiches. Now it's 2 dollars more for meat they used to give you for free. If the shorties get any smaller they'll be called bites. 6 inch? Nah, like 3.5. My coworkers and I had a big laugh measuring this out the other day.


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Ok this thread has gotten absolutely ridiculous. Wawa is lightyears better than Sheets and it's not even close. It's like comparing Butcher and Singer to a Styrofoam bowl of mystery meat in a middle school cafeteria.
Wawa is better than Sheets now, but Sheets is still developing. Sheets is at exactly the same place in their development that Wawa was at this point in their career.

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