Not all of us drink and come to HF like those guys in the drunk and wasted thread, but it looks like so much damn fun to talk like an incoherent bumbling clitoris. THAT'S why I figured, why not have a thread .. where people who don't normally get intoxicated and drown in their sorrows on HF can come on and PRETEND to be drunk. That way, it'll be as if we really did end up drinking and came in and posted, but the following day - we'll remember actually posting our messages! It'll be so cool. All we would have to do is just reenact our drunken stupor as if it were happening as we were posting, and post something completely illegible. It'd be awesome - it really would be. And maybe, if we're lucky - a big drunken argument would break out with someone getting knifed.
jusd b ecuase immmmmmmm wasted lsoshed if you may doens't mean that i had 5 squirrels and one ate an mushroomm got powers like this BIG but maybe little less, cause tahts sooooo big, whats hockey all bout these days ice djust doesnt cut for guys anymores wow, a blue car!!