As the most prominent poster regarding the Checkers I had you slotted as the AHL captain/1st center call up. But I don't make the decisions, I'm just the Director of some made up ******** title. The salary is good, but no one listens to me and I feel like I could still lace em up if they let me.
It has come to my attention that my open letter to this board was blatantly and shamelessly plagiarized yesterday by Oilers owner Daryl Katz in an "open letter" to the "fan base" of the "Edmonton Oilers".
I'm not gonna cry in my beer over getting lost in the numbers game around here. I've got to raise my compete level and prove I'm worth the big commitment that's been given to me. In my defense I think some advanced stat analysis would show that despite my lack of offensive production that I bring a lot of value that doesn't show up on the scoresheet.
I know it seems I'm in the twilight of my career and that I've slowed down, but I think with some patience I can prove how truly offensive I can be.