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08-05-2005, 05:56 PM
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So if the dog, horse, cow, or chicken that they violate would have to be smiling or lighting up a cig afterwards it is all ok in Washington, huh? Or maybe it would be wanting to cuddle afterwards
nono...they have to be screaming bloody murder while you do it, and learn mysteriously to say "no". Otherwise all is okay.

The way it's worded, the burden of proof is on the accuser...and the dogs and sheep aren't talking...

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Well, with the horse thing in the news this week, it came out that, in Washington State, bestiality isn't against the law unless you can prove the animal didn't enjoy it.

No joke, that's the actual law.
No victim, no crime! Acadmus, I have to take whatever news article you are citing with me to work on Monday. That is hilarious! Good job, Washingtonians!

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My God Can We Please Quit Talking About Boinking Farm Animals!!?!?!?!?

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My God Can We Please Quit Talking About Boinking Farm Animals!!?!?!?!?
It's not like the Panthers are signing players or making trades!

Speaking of boinking, did anyone read that ESPN article about the guy who beat his wife to death after boinking her b/c he wanted to watch sportscenter and she wanted him to stay in bed and cuddle? He said she nagged him until he lost his marbles... http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

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Yeah I heard about that. Every man's hero. I think we should make a holiday for this guy. It'll be called, "NO *****, THE GAMES ON!" day.

After he's sent to prison, of course.

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Speaking of boinked... anyone hear about that fascinating new publication produced from college students in the greater Boston area?

http://get-boinked.com/

One of my friends from high-school is a writer for them. And yes... I did.

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I think I caught all the details on talk radio...callers have all sorts of useful info

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