Hey Pelts35.com, you've got a nice looking fansite there.
http://www.pelts35.com/2004_0104Image0007.JPG
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Kid: "Hi, am I bothering you?"
Pelts: "Oh no, not at all."
Kid: "Are you absolutely positively SURE I'm not bothering you?"
Pelts: "Ya ya, don't worry, I'm just backing up tonight so it's ok."
Kid: "Uh, ok.....thanks. Will you sign my puck?"
Pelts: "Sure kid....here you go."
Kid: "Thanks, I'm one of your biggest fans! I've been following you for a long time now and just recently, my dad has been following you
VERY closely as well."
Pelts: "Aww thanks kid, that means a lot to me."
Kid: "Uh, yeah.....no problem I guess."
Pelts: "Hey, that's a nice looking jersey you're sporting there."
Kid: "Thanks, you should consider playing for them next season."
Pelts: "Hmm, I'll keep that in mind when I become unrestricted this summer."
Kid: "Cool, but just remember one thing (::says out loud:: ) Luongo >>>>>>>>>> Pelletier......Roberto will own you now and forever, you suck hahahaha!"
Pelts: "Uhhh, I thought you said you are a big fan of mine?!?"

Kid: "Shh I am I am, but see that large man in the Panther jersey sitting about 2 sections to the right, with the evil grin on his face?"
Pelts: "Good lord, that guy's built like an Ox!!! What about him???"
Kid: "That's my father. He's a little
nuts, but he's the biggest die-hard Panther fan you'll find. He said he's going to shove this signed puck straight up your *** in the parking lot after the game."
Pelts: "Why on God's green earth for?!?!?"

Kid: "Oh, well.....when I asked earlier if it was ok to come over, you told me it was alright."
Pelts: "Yeah, but what does that have to do with getting a puck shoved up my butt?!?!?"
Kid: "Well, don't you know who the Falcons are affiliated with?"