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04-14-2014, 12:42 PM
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I do feel that Anti-bolts #7 is too far. The rest are fantasic.

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04-14-2014, 12:44 PM
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The Playoff forum's series thread is about to reach a boiling point before Wednesday. Leafs and Bruins and Sens trolls will be quick to dismiss Montreal, always be on the offensive. Teams that missed the playoffs can't talk smack, and shouldn't. If the Sens claim they beat us last season, ask 'em why they're living in the past. The Leafs talk smack, bring up Phaneuf and Carlyle and Nonis (and... and... and...). Bruins talk smack? Responses can run the gamut: "Embellishment", Makaveli videos, youtube clips of Bostonian fans acting like morons, Thornton diving, videos of the Habs beating the Bruins, Don Cherry, videos of Bobby Orr getting injured, Bill Buckner... whatever you can find.

Tampa fans are relying on their regular season record - the response, I figure, would be to bring up their financial struggles and how we're going to fill their arena because they don't even have 10,000 hockey fans and we have some to spare.
Don't forget the porn !

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04-14-2014, 01:39 PM
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Since Bolts fans are acting as if Anders Lindback is going to outplay a Olympic gold medalist, Vezina quality goalie in Carey Price, we should start photoshopping his beautiful face onto things.

I mean, just look at this guy:


FEAR ME

sadly I'm not at home so can't do this, but I have faith someone will

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04-14-2014, 02:56 PM
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You guys are doing an amazing job on the main board series thread, keep it going lol


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04-14-2014, 03:03 PM
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You guys should be careful though, series has not even started yet

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04-14-2014, 03:13 PM
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I lost it at the steroid one. Amazing.

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04-14-2014, 03:33 PM
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You guys are doing an amazing job on the main board series thread, keep it going lol

yes, it's been quite the fun day

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04-14-2014, 03:44 PM
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Can we add "using a game of thrones playoff avatar in 2014" to the list of anti-Tampa things?

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04-14-2014, 03:51 PM
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Can we add "using a game of thrones playoff avatar in 2014" to the list of anti-Tampa things?
People should keep coming up with their own talking points but not inundate the debate, let them come back and get some momentum before going on the offensive again. NEVER DEFEND YOUR POINTS, ALWAYS JUST MAKE NEW ONES. (I learned that last one from Karl Rove)

But yes, the Game of Thrones jab is good. Lots of angles there.

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WhiskeySeven is on fire!

You guys should be careful though, series has not even started yet
Reminds me... PLEASE DO NOT TROLL. The fun in this is to engage in banter and poke fun and tease and twist the truth (like Stamkos' controversial recovery). Just saying inflammatory things will quickly get you (us) banned, infracted and so on. You don't want to lose your avatar, you don't want to get muted before the playoffs are in full swing, you don't want to pegged as a troll.

What Waffledave is doing, for instance, is the right way to go about it. Make them say something silly, then use that against them. If you say anything silly, don't acknowledge or bite, just say something else back. Learn from Karl Rove, a devoted patriot and Habs fan.



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you're going full Patton right now
Patton's one of my two favourite generals. His biography is fantastic, everybody involved in leadership, logistic or history should read it. The man's a real leader but he would not fit in a civilian world. (The other is Subutai)

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04-14-2014, 04:15 PM
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I don't know about you guys but I rated Ryan Malone pretty highly in my Playoffs fantasy pool.

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04-14-2014, 04:21 PM
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Not directed at the Lightning, but other Canadian teams fans


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04-14-2014, 04:26 PM
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Not directed at the Lightning, but other Canadian teams fans

Nice!

BTW, nice avatar! You should get a Playoff Avatar with that picture and the slogan "Chicken?".

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04-14-2014, 04:45 PM
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Since Bolts fans are acting as if Anders Lindback is going to outplay a Olympic gold medalist, Vezina quality goalie in Carey Price, we should start photoshopping his beautiful face onto things.

I mean, just look at this guy:


sadly I'm not at home so can't do this, but I have faith someone will

How about this? Oui? non?


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04-14-2014, 04:54 PM
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Putting lightnings to good use

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Lol very nice MiG!

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Looks like mods don't like it when posters mention Malone's drug use on the main board. Probably not a good idea to go there and post this one, then


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04-14-2014, 05:10 PM
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Looks like mods don't like it when posters mention Malone's drug use on the main board. Probably not a good idea to go there and post this one, then

Oh wow...


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04-14-2014, 06:15 PM
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For those who are old enough to remember the tv series .........


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Who the heck is Sami Salo anyway?

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04-14-2014, 06:31 PM
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Nice!

BTW, nice avatar! You should get a Playoff Avatar with that picture and the slogan "Chicken?".
Great idea. Thanks man.

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04-15-2014, 01:59 PM
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Tomorrow's game is going to be crazy.

I hope nobody doubts that Carey Price can outduel East Hockey Goalie of the Month 2007 Ben Bishop.

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04-15-2014, 02:32 PM
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Most people here can't read, so you know your rules will go unread.
Far too often people here confuse posting with writing short stories. Most people won't read, there are enough other captive sources out there. I subscribe to the theory of enjoying my sports entertainment reading in a form that is instantaneous and disposable. Those who want to write novels, there are more appropriate mediums than these quarters. To each their own, I guess.


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