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08-22-2005, 09:46 AM
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Crystal Gravy for the win.

But, I think the most famouns SNL line is:

"Jane, you ignorant ****" on weekend update back in the 70s
"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not" was a decent one as well.

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Val Kilmer was hosting and they did a "Behind the Music" on a band of dead musicians in Heaven. Kilmer played Jim Morrisson and there were a bunch of other guys. It was just great because Will Ferrell played Jesus and he was the band's manager, and he had one of my favorite quotes.

"The first time I heard these guys, I was like, 'Oh..My...Dad'.

Also, the commercial with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley where Sandler is housesitting and they have the party with all the guys in the pool. It's for a beer I think, haven't seen it in a while.

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Val Kilmer was hosting and they did a "Behind the Music" on a band of dead musicians in Heaven. Kilmer played Jim Morrisson and there were a bunch of other guys. It was just great because Will Ferrell played Jesus and he was the band's manager, and he had one of my favorite quotes.

"The first time I heard these guys, I was like, 'Oh..My...Dad'.

Also, the commercial with Adam Sandler and Chris Farley where Sandler is housesitting and they have the party with all the guys in the pool. It's for a beer I think, haven't seen it in a while.
It was for "Shmitz Gay" beer.

My favorites:

* All-time favorite -- Anything Matt Foley
* Celeb Jeopardy
* James Brown in the Hot Tub ("Getting HOT!")
* Chris Farley Show w/ Paul McCartney ("Remember when you were with the Beatles? That was awesome!)
* Lunch Lady Land

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Celebrity Jeopardy

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Some more old school........

bass-o-matic.

The commercial where Akroyd plays the sleazy exec that sells bags of broken glass as toys for kids.

Samurai Tailor

Rosanne Rosannadanna

Any commentary that Belushi ever did on Weekend Update.

And the Martin Short skit where he plays the synchro swimmer who can't swim. Absolutely the funniest two minutes of television I've ever seen!

Oh and, by the way, Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

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Astronaut Jones was classic. It had no real poinit but it was Tracy Morgan so it was funny

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Oh, how could I forget, the skit where Steve Martin plays the medieval judge!

Great, great stuff.

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A couple that haven't been mentioned.

Schwette balls.

Colonel Angus.

I also love the Celebrity Jeopardy skits.

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Schwette Balls (A. Baldwin)
James Brown is Annie! (E. Murphy)
De-Cafe Commercial (C. Farley)

Almost Forgot.... Herlihy Boy (Sandler & Farley)

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Point/Counterpoint with Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd when they were talking about abortion, and Ackroyd says, "If they were retroactive I'd have paid your mother to have one."

Rosanne Rosannadanna on breast feeding: "If I eat a Hershey bar, will I give chocolate milk?"

Samurai anything...Belushi rocked.

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood with Eddie Murphy

Weekend Update when Dennis Miller did it...

"Ollie North, the Mute Marine" with William Shatner playing Oliver North...even my dad laughed his ass off at that one

Church Chat

"The Last Voyage of the Enterprise", with John Belushi playing Shatner...God that was hilarious

I almost forgot one...the skit with Shatner at a Star Trek convention where he sees all these people in costume and says, "People, get a life!"

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Celebrity Jeopardy
The Chicago bears/bulls fans skit

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Wow, there are so many good ones. My personal favorite is probably the Coconut Bangers Ball with Robert Goulet. Honorable mention to Matt Foley Motivational Speaker when he speaks in Spanish and Steve Martin's King Tut skit.

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The 2000 Presidential debates have to be up there.

"Strategery."
"Lockbox."

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Celebrity Jeopardy Classic.

Anal Bum Covers for 400
Ape *** for 200

Sean Connery makes that skit.

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08-22-2005, 01:24 PM
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DA BEARS!!!!!

Celebrity Jeopardy.

The Chris Farley Show.

Matt Foley.

etc...

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Celebrity Jeopardy Classic.

Anal Bum Covers for 400
Ape *** for 200

Sean Connery makes that skit.
Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) was the best. It was all him... Connery is good too.

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It was for "Shmitz Gay" beer.

My favorites:

* All-time favorite -- Anything Matt Foley
* Celeb Jeopardy
* James Brown in the Hot Tub ("Getting HOT!")
* Chris Farley Show w/ Paul McCartney ("Remember when you were with the Beatles? That was awesome!)
* Lunch Lady Land
yep. Lunch Lady with Sandler was hilarious.

Chris Farley show: "Remember when you were with the Beatles and everyone thought you were dead? There were all these clues and stuff in your songs saying Paul is dead... yeah... that was a.. .that was a hoax, right? ... a hoax..."

LOL!

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Point/Counterpoint with Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd when they were talking about abortion, and Ackroyd says, "If they were retroactive I'd have paid your mother to have one."

Rosanne Rosannadanna on breast feeding: "If I eat a Hershey bar, will I give chocolate milk?"

Samurai anything...Belushi rocked.

Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood with Eddie Murphy

Weekend Update when Dennis Miller did it...

"Ollie North, the Mute Marine" with William Shatner playing Oliver North...even my dad laughed his ass off at that one

Church Chat

"The Last Voyage of the Enterprise", with John Belushi playing Shatner...God that was hilarious

I almost forgot one...the skit with Shatner at a Star Trek convention where he sees all these people in costume and says, "People, get a life!"
Don't understand why Eddie hasn't been mentioned more. The skit where he dressed up as a white guy and went around New York has to be one of the funniest things ever.
Other favorites:
-The Sinatra Group with Sting ("I don't care about the face, I just like the butt." "That's right just put a bag over it and do your business.")
-Anal Retentive Chef
-John McLaughlin goes insane
-Goth Talk with Rob Lowe ("I'm in the forest of pure evil")
-Coneheads with Frank Zappa

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A few of my favorites:

The hidden camera show skit with Farley, switching columbian coffee crystals with decaf.

Canteen Boy!

The Church Chat where Sean Penn punches Dana Carvey.

Any Samurai skit with Belushi.

The one Ferrell skit where he was the boss doing the job interview with Pierce... "You just murdered a man with a trident!!!"....."I'm a stickler...."

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Easy: Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult

Other favorites:
- Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker
- Weekend Update w/ Colin Quinn with Will Ferrell as a college student ("HAMBONE!")
- Storytellers: Air Supply
- Any "Superfans" skit
- Japanese Game Show w/ Chris Farley and Mike Myers
- Rudy Giuliani Inaguration Speech w/ Chris Farley as his son
- Phillip at the playground (Mike Myers)
- Any Celebrity Jeopardy

I'm sure I forgot a ton...

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