Foods that bind you up

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 05:47 PM

So, foods with lots of fiber (like prunes) are supposed to make you more "regular." Which foods have the opposite effect? Which foods bind you up?

I think we can all use a little binding now and then.

**Dooney** · 09-05-2005, 05:48 PM

banana's and rice

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dooney

banana's and rice

Rice has fiber though.

**Dooney** · 09-05-2005, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Milbury

Rice has fiber though.

Does not matter, it will bind you up. Are you going to argue with a nurse? Don't put butter on it, ding dong.

PredsFan77* · 09-05-2005, 05:57 PM

Well not really a food, but Alcohol stops you up since it slows the digestive system.

Dakota Sioux · 09-05-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PredsFan77

Well not really a food, but Alcohol stops you up since it slows the digestive system.

Gives me the runs when I drink to much.
Cheese will bind you up.

**Dooney** · 09-05-2005, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dakota Sioux

Gives me the runs when I drink to much.
Cheese will bind you up.

Me too. Cheese unless you are lactose intolerat, then you will have the opposite effect.

Just take a OTC lomotil if you are having a problem and call it a day.

limasbravo · 09-05-2005, 06:02 PM

Well.....

I have an ulcer, so pretty much anything "binds me up"

What does it the most: Mexican (other spicy food too) and alcohol, but I'm not giving up either for now.

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 06:06 PM

When my stomach gets inflamed (because I eat Advil like candy) NOTHING binds me up.

**Dooney** · 09-05-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Milbury

When my stomach gets inflamed (because I eat Advil like candy) NOTHING binds me up.

See your doctor. You are on your way to an ulcer. They can give you some medicine to coat your stomach if you insist on doing this. A GI bleed is not fun. Chronic diarrhea may not be related to the chronic NSAID abuse. See your doctor. Just sayin.

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 06:18 PM

NSAID use not abuse.

I don't have chronic diarrhea. Some people think I am full of s____ though.

Bud The Spud* · 09-05-2005, 06:23 PM

Cheese binds me up big time. Other than that, I have a problem with the opposite.

And, like Darth, some people think I am full of ****.

Brad* · 09-05-2005, 06:34 PM

Whenever I eat a hobo, I have trouble going.

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 06:39 PM

hobo?

Do you mean: Ho-ho?

Waterboy73806498 · 09-05-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Milbury

So, foods with lots of fiber (like prunes) are supposed to make you more "regular." Which foods have the opposite effect? Which foods bind you up?

I think we can all use a little binding now and then.

Matzhoh. (Jewish flat bread) But the hand made stuff from New York works best. It is available once a year a few months before Passover and costs a lot. But growing up in a jewish house the one thing that I could always count on come passover time was a serious case of constipation. I woudl tell my non jewish friends that my diet consisted of Matzhoh and prunes to regulate my system.

Brad* · 09-05-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Milbury

hobo?

Do you mean: Ho-ho?

No, no.

I shoot ho-ho's out like missles. HOBO.

Darth Milbury · 09-05-2005, 06:42 PM

Homeless people with angel food fillings?

Hoof Hearted · 09-05-2005, 07:01 PM

Who the hell puts butter on rice?

When I was living in Victoria I lived with this Mormon family for a year and they put butter on pretty much everything. One night we were having rice, the lady of the house was smearing butter all over her rice noticed I never put any on mine and asked me about it, I just said I only put butter on toast.

Oh, and popcorn. And some vegetables.

But rice, no.

**Dooney** · 09-05-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Milbury

NSAID use not abuse.

I don't have chronic diarrhea. Some people think I am full of s____ though.

You said you eat Advil like candy. I don't call that exactly use.
Make up your mind. You asked a question, I answered, I'm out.

Maybe I am one of those people

All I wanted was a freakin vacation from this.

Robert Paulson* · 09-05-2005, 07:47 PM

Rope binds me up pretty often.

But then again that stuff's got a lot of fiber, and it's so hard to chew!

Bring Back Bucky · 09-05-2005, 08:03 PM

Donairs do not bind anyone up. Another point for the almighty donair!!

**klingsor** · 09-05-2005, 08:15 PM

Spinach is very binding.

Anything high in iron is generally binding.

Mooch · 09-05-2005, 08:17 PM

Would anyone believe me if i said nothing?

Because quite honestly, their is not a specific food that binds me up. It sometimes happens when i eat a combination of things, but even then different combinations....

Little Wing · 09-05-2005, 08:19 PM

got a long train ride
Eat a bunch of peanuts, then go in for an enima

**klingsor** · 09-05-2005, 08:28 PM

Not a food, but I used to dip joints in paregoric.
Very binding.