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"Toe" Gretz' top 10 Motivational lines

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09-22-2005, 10:44 PM
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"Toe" Gretz' top 10 Motivational lines

As the new coach of the Arizona Coyotes, "Toe" Gretz is under a lot of pressure to perform as a coach and show his mettle. His gm is watching him very carefully (lest his endorsement value decrease with every road loss).

I hear he's been working on his speeches and lines straight from other Toe's handbook:

10. Stick your nose in the play - you're a coyote for gods sake!

9. I want ya's to shoot like its 1983 and we're facin' Murray Bananaman!

8. If we lose tonight we're gonna replace my daughter with Kate Smith!

7. Boys, the whole world is against the Coyotes - thank God I buried a lucky loonie!

6. If ya's don't toughen up, I'm bringing back Marty Mac to teach yous how!

5. Boy, its cold standing back here, Hey Grant get me some Cocoa!

4. If they pull the goalie, just stand up so I know you wanna go on!

3. Whats with coming back? this is the West for chrissake!

2. From failing hands we pass the tequila, yours to hold it high, boys!

and the #1 motivational line of "Toe" Gretz:

1. Go to the net, dammit - or else I'll whiz on ya!

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You should somehow icorporate the fake sitcome laughter into your post. Might give it more credibility.

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I'm sure your intentions were funny...

Let's leave it at that..

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Wiping a tear away after his first victory as coach - "I promised Mess I wouldn't do this".

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The phone is for you - it's Bazooka Joe.

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Does chooch ever get tired of being stupid?

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Does chooch ever get tired of being stupid?
It helps protect him from embarrassment. Giving him a smart pill and locking him in a room with his top 100 posts for 10 minutes would be very cruel!

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The phone is for you - it's Bazooka Joe.
Now that is funny.

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Wiping a tear away after his first victory as coach - "I promised Mess I wouldn't do this".


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Quite possibly the worst top ten list of all time

I do, however, give you props for posting something like this on these boards. But i would refrain from any more of this sort of garbage in the future.

Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong.

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Ha Ha, you're really funny. You spend as lot of time fixated on Wayne Gretzky Try some healthier activities, like making friends or working on your g.e.d....

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[QUOTE=rocky hockey]Quite possibly the worst top ten list of all time

I do, however, give you props for posting something like this on these boards. But i would refrain from any more of this sort of garbage in the future.

Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong.[/
QUOTE]


No, you're dead on, rocky hockey... Chooch would do himself and the world a favor if he'd refrain from posting any more garbage, period, as he has nothing else to contribute..

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I wonder if I could make a "chooch and kovalev10" avatar? I have some ideas already!

BTW, really *funny top 10 list. I'm sure it would go over really well at your local comedy improv club!

*by "funny" I mean terribly unfunny.

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Quite possibly the worst top ten list of all time

I do, however, give you props for posting something like this on these boards. But i would refrain from any more of this sort of garbage in the future.

Of course that is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
What are you gonna do, throw Merlin Malinowski at me?

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The phone is for you - it's Bazooka Joe.


genious.



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Seriously, is this thread not reason enough to ban chooch?

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