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10-14-2003, 07:31 PM
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Top 10 reasons why itís good the Oilers cant score a goal!

Top 10 reasons why itís good the Oilers cant score a goal!

10. All the players will be easier to sign next year come contract time.
9. Makes it easier for statisticians and hockey pools to update the standings
8. Hockey games can be played with one goal judge, who can sit behind the Oilers net.
7. Being an offensive dynamo does not go to anyoneís head.
6. Slows debates down on all time Oiler players and who will get more carrier points.
5. Makes line combinations easier
4. The league keeps raising the bar, and the Oilers find it easier to go under!
3. Power plays and penalty kills become the same lesson
2. Other teams goalies like playing the Oilers
And the number One Reason why itís good the Oilers canít score a goal!
1. Mike Comrie gets to say, ďI told you so!Ē



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And the number One Reason why itís good the Oilers canít score a goal!
1. Mike Comrie gets to say, ďI told you so!Ē
Little Mikey would be grinning if he read that.

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Its sad but its true.
Comrie will look at the team's offensive struggles and think, "Hmmm... so they DO need me afterall. I think I'll ask for more."

That said though, I don't expect this drought to last very long, but being blanked by Calgary hurts.

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If Biron shuts the Oilers out next game. I'll toss my tv out the window.

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If Biron shuts the Oilers out next game. I'll toss my tv out the window.
oh god man - I was getting out of my seat to do just that in the last minutes of the game..... thankfully I remembered the price tag that was on the TV and sat back down to continue yelling and cussing.

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oh god man - I was getting out of my seat to do just that in the last minutes of the game..... thankfully I remembered the price tag that was on the TV and sat back down to continue yelling and cussing.
Thank god I missed watching the game, I would of put my feet through the TV.

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Top 10 reasons why itís good the Oilers cant score a goal!

10. All the players will be easier to sign next year come contract time.
9. Makes it easier for statisticians and hockey pools to update the standings
8. Hockey games can be played with one goal judge, who can sit behind the Oilers net.
7. Being an offensive dynamo does not go to anyoneís head.
6. Slows debates down on all time Oiler players and who will get more carrier points.
5. Makes line combinations easier
4. The league keeps raising the bar, and the Oilers find it easier to go under!
3. Power plays and penalty kills become the same lesson
2. Other teams goalies like playing the Oilers
And the number One Reason why itís good the Oilers canít score a goal!
1. Mike Comrie gets to say, ďI told you so!Ē


dude, if your gonna undertake a project such as this.. AT LEAST try to make it funny..

(eg. why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.)

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dude, if your gonna undertake a project such as this.. AT LEAST try to make it funny..

(eg. why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.)
Hey man............
I tried, cant hit home runs every time!

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Marchant is the guy who's missed more than Comrie. A Columbus radio station said Todd didn't get any contact whatsoever from Lowe on before or after July 1. But thats typical K-Lo.

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Marchant is the guy who's missed more than Comrie.
Ha.....haha......HAHAHAHAHA..... whew, that was a good one.

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