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Does Derian Hatcher wear make-up?

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12-09-2005, 05:52 PM
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Maybe he was born with it....

or maybe it's MAYBELLINE

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Sun damage is what tends to cause most signs of aging, wrinkles, loss of elasticity, sunspots, etc... Also, shaving helps to exfoliate which would cause the promotion of cell regeneration. Finally dark circles under your eyes are mostly hereditery and can make you look older/tired.

I would not say that make up makes your skin look softer or more supple. If anything it would build in the creases making you look older.

My guess is he's probably stayed out of the sun or worn a hat/sunscreen. He's a big hat wearer and he's probably just blessed with good skin. Probably uses moisturizer.Or he's had work done (botox, restalyne, micro dermabrasion, chemical peel, etc...)

IMO LaMer is over rated and not the same since Lauder bought it.

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How else should he hide his fur?

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Heh. This one goes to the hall of fame.

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the question is: does that even remotely save him from being an ugly mofo?

hey Ricci cut his hair!

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Nope, he doesn't wear makeup. However, he does real well in re-arranging the faces of the opponents.



Ain't that right...Sidney?

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well...judging by this exclusive picture from a closed doors Detroit practice circa October 2003...i think we may have found our answers...


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I hope this is sarcasm and you know who this is.
Cause...otherwise...you'll probably feel like taking a few cold showers when you find out.

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Yeah, well, so why does his skin look like no others player?
He's Leatherface.

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I think I went too far!



"It's all in the buttocks! Don't I look pretty?"

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12-09-2005, 10:15 PM
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I think I went too far!



"It's all in the buttocks! Don't I look pretty?"
That's some excellent work with the hair.

I wonder if he uses Pantene Pro-V (mullett formulated).

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12-09-2005, 10:20 PM
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I think I went too far!



"It's all in the buttocks! Don't I look pretty?"
He actually kinda looks like Madonna

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12-09-2005, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
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I think I went too far!



"It's all in the buttocks! Don't I look pretty?"
He looks like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.

It puts the lotion on it's skin!

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12-09-2005, 10:27 PM
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Nope, he doesn't wear makeup. However, he does real well in re-arranging the faces of the opponents.
Yep, that is generally what players resort to when they're too slow / unskilled enough to be effective in any other manner.

What WAS the score of that game anyhow?

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12-09-2005, 10:29 PM
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Ever seen the sweat literally pourng off players during interviews between periods?
What do you think that would do to makeup were he to be wearing any during game?
My guess is it would get awfully smudged and end up looking pretty bad.

If Hatcher wears makeup I'm pretty certain he doesn't wear it during games.
He uses the same make up as Tammy Faye........

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12-09-2005, 10:29 PM
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He actually kinda looks like Madonna
Great, now I'm picturing Derian Hatcher with one of those cone-bras.

Thanks a helluva lot.

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