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Does Derian Hatcher wear make-up?

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12-09-2005, 10:31 PM
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Great, now I'm picturing Derian Hatcher with one of those cone-bras.

Thanks a helluva lot.

I won't even mention the Sex book. Oh, wait...

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12-09-2005, 10:37 PM
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Great, now I'm picturing Derian Hatcher with one of those cone-bras.

Thanks a helluva lot.
Feck. Now I'm gonna need an extra Xanax to get to sleep tonight.

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12-09-2005, 11:24 PM
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I won't even mention the Sex book. Oh, wait...


That's.........awful........

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That's.........awful........
You have it too?

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I won't even mention the Sex book. Oh, wait...
I'm pretty sure there's an extra level of hell reserved for peole like you.

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I'm pretty sure there's an extra level of hell reserved for peole like you.
Yeah...its called Toronto.

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Yeah...its called Toronto.
So, that's how I ended up here.

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12-10-2005, 05:02 PM
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This is clearly a contender for thread of the century.

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12-10-2005, 05:14 PM
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Hatcher is Teh Sexy.

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12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
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I sold him all my makeup,seeing that I don't like to wear it.

Sold it for a good price,autographed pucks

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12-10-2005, 08:30 PM
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nothing wrong with a man wearing makeup.

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12-10-2005, 08:31 PM
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if Hatcher wears makeup its only to distinguish himself from a dog.

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if Hatcher wears makeup its only to distinguish himself from a dog.
..Oh man, this thread is gold.

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12-10-2005, 09:12 PM
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read here. Thanks for making my night. Now I gotta go undo some damage.......NO SON - DERRIAN HATCHER IS NOT YOUR FAVOURITE PLAYER!!!!!

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12-10-2005, 09:18 PM
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o jeezz this thread is brutal

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12-10-2005, 10:00 PM
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If I'm a member of the Flyers...I print the whole thread(on a color printer) and I paste it all over the locker room.

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12-11-2005, 07:04 AM
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I'd keep you son far away from Hatcher if possible. Look at this pic from a few years ago.

Wow! And he looks so harmless.

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12-11-2005, 08:38 AM
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I always figured Hatcher was a goof but this thread seals the deal

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12-11-2005, 12:13 PM
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Oh my god. Have you ever noticed how much hockey players sweat? How much the spray their faces with water? How often they rub their faces with towels? What do you think is more likely, that Derian Hatcher plays games with make up on his face, or that skin comes in all different colors and textures? Georges Laraque's skin tone is different from Ollie Jokinen's, is one of them wearing make up?
Haha, yeah your probably right. I don´t know much about make-up..that thing they use for the eyes can run down the face, but other stuff for the cheeks etc..I don´t know, maybe he uses a good lotion or something I just know I can´t stop looking when they show Hatcher on the TV.

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12-11-2005, 12:34 PM
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Hmm, maybe with all this make-up, he will be the next one to go out with Sean Avery? Does he have Rachel Hunter or Elisha Cuthbert upside?

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12-11-2005, 01:23 PM
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Derian Hatcher's approach to sponsorship is a little different than that of the regular NHLer.
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12-11-2005, 01:46 PM
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This is my personal favorite:




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12-11-2005, 07:02 PM
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I couldnt help but wonder if he is wearing pantyhose in that shot. Please post full pic to confirm.

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flip, does he ever look like madonna in that pic...man this is the best thread ever!

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12-11-2005, 09:31 PM
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wow. This is one of few threads that is weird, awkward, funny, stupid, and at the same time might actually be true. It's like talking about Micheal Jackson all over again.

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