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08-17-2004, 11:44 PM
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Kings board hockey team

Alright, got this idea from the lounge...tell me what would our lineup be if we were to put up a hockey team here...

my lineup:

1. kingsjohn - DFA - Legionnaire

Exciting first line with a great playmaking center in DFA and kingsjohn at power forward knocking in all those goals while drinking his beer...Legionnaire compliments the first line - needs a new shoulder but still tough as nails ...

2. Luckyluc20 - navigator - Facewash

yes...we have a female in the lineup...its like the men are from mars and lucky is from venus...but since face wash is in it, i think we should also include uranus...just kidding Phil

3. guzmaniac - willie - Tiesarelikewins2us

its like the oldie with a couple of goodie (ok guz is REALLY old)...we have to put ties win somewhere cause i think he actually knows how to play hockey...

4. Frolov 6'3 - ReggieMoto- AHL MVP

Its our shutdown line...though a little soft with the euro on board ...but definitely a shutdown line...

Defense:

nikolai19 - kingpurpledinasur -> our young defense line like gleason and grebs...
vegasking - moose55 -> just want to include a couple of guys from out of town...great knowledgeable posters btw.
herby - reaper45 -> couple of big rightwingers that will kick some buttocks if you mess with anyone here...

goalie:

brath - he needs this position cause when the play isn't in our zone, he's free to check out all the pictures of that WWE chick...whats her name again braden?

Coach - ziggy stardust -> need a guy behind the bench thats gonna go over the boards and start busting some heads...all this while wearing a mullet...

Asst. Coach - GoKimJonnson...and he still needs a girlfriend...

waterboy - me . . . just like what i told those 2 girls several years ago...i'd like to watch... (j/k)

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08-18-2004, 12:14 AM
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I'm pretty ineffective when I don't get enough ice time. Perhaps it'd be best to send me to the minors to get the ice time I need for developmental purposes.

Minor league starting lineup:

ReggieMoto-King Blazer-AHL MV

ClarkeMustGoDotCom-??????

??????













( plus, I don't want no stinking euros on my line )


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2. Luckyluc20 - navigator - Facewash
its like the men are from mars and lucky is from venus...but since face wash is in it, i think we should also include uranus
That is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever read on these boards.

Bravo jfont!

Face Wash takes one on the chin. Talk to KJ about it, he'll make it a sticky for you. (the 2nd funniest thing I've heard on these boards. I laugh everytime I see Legion's signature)

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2. Luckyluc20 - navigator - Facewash

yes...we have a female in the lineup...its like the men are from mars and lucky is from venus...but since face wash is in it, i think we should also include uranus...just kidding Phil
LMAO ... :lol

Here's what I posted in the Lounge (with a couple of changes):

Legionnaire - DeathFromAbove - kingsjohn
swinginutter - navigator - guzmaniac
willie - TiesAreLikeWins 2 Us - Kingz4Life
King Blazer - KingPurpleDinosaur - Mindcircus

Game Misconduct - King Elvi
Sydor25 - Brath
Reaper45 - Herby

nikolai19
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Coach: Face Wash
Assistant: jfont


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i'm somewhere stuck in the minors.

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That is seriously one of the funniest things I've ever read on these boards.

Bravo jfont!

Face Wash takes one on the chin. Talk to KJ about it, he'll make it a sticky for you. (the 2nd funniest thing I've heard on these boards. I laugh everytime I see Legion's signature)
thank you...thank you...

so you like legion's sign too, eh? LOL!

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Uh oh, I changed it last week. Feel free to put it back though.

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I'm down for the count after that left cros...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....sucker punch. Jesus why do you hurt me so...

First of all... you wouldn't want me on th ice... and you wouldn't want me coaching either because I'd bench EVERYONE (you think Ftorek was bad).

GM is more like it for me...

I'd put keep everything the same as Lucky's Lineups except I'd move willie down to King Blazers spot on the 4th line, send KingBlazer down to Manchester for regular ice time and I'd replace willie on the third line with go kim johnsson.

I'd make jfont the coach and I'd be the GM so I could fire him after our 0-5 start

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08-18-2004, 12:01 PM
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I'm down for the count after that left cros...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....sucker punch. Jesus why do you hurt me so...

First of all... you wouldn't want me on th ice... and you wouldn't want me coaching either because I'd bench EVERYONE (you think Trek was bad).

GM is more like it for me...

I'd put keep everything the same as Lucky's Lineups except I'd move Willie down to King Blazers spot on the Th line, send King Blazer down to Manchester for regular ice time and I'd replace Willie on the third line with go Kim Johnson.

I'd make font the coach and I'd be the GM so I could fire him after our 0-5 start :hand clap:
J wouldn't make a good coach. He's too nice to get us pissed off at the competition.

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brath - he needs this position cause when the play isn't in our zone, he's free to check out all the pictures of that WWE chick...whats her name again braden?

LOL Great post jfont ....maybe as starting goaltender Stacy Keibler will return my calls!

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Well now, perhaps my little stint in the instructional league is going to pay off after all

I think a grinding line is probably right where I belong: crashing into the opponents sounds about right (as long as my teammates don't get in my way...stopping issues, you know?).

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KJ for MVP!

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LOL Great post jfont ....maybe as starting goaltender Stacy Keibler will return my calls!
I didn't even think of that. As first line starting center, I'll be making the big bucks.

Let me see... where did I put Natalie Portman's phone number? Maybe this time she'll actualy know who I am.

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If I was Asst. Coach, can I run the Power Play?



To everyone else that think I'm not good enough .....

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I need to play up front. Could play D, but can't handle the bigger opposing forwards.

Don't even think about putting me in net, unless you want to see hilarity ensue.

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Hey what about me??? I can play D, I cant skate but have a rocket of a shot... I am not short or fat like the kid from Might Ducks 2 but heck I can play or am I in the Minors????

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this is some funny stuff. nice that a girl gets a shot in the big league.

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this is some funny stuff. nice that a girl gets a shot in the big league.
we have an opening for a cheerleader...

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we have an opening for a cheerleader...
there is no cheerleading in hockey, lol Im better then that, but if that's all you have open dang it I will go out and be proud.

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there is no cheerleading in hockey, lol Im better then that, but if that's all you have open dang it I will go out and be proud.
Wait... as the GM, I kicking g4k up to the front office. Not enough women in the front office..... jfont you'll get bumped up soon too :lol (sorry dude, couldn't resist)


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Wait... as the GM, I kicking g4k up to the front office. Not enough women in the front office..... jfont you're you'll get bumped up soon too :lol (sorry dude, couldn't resist)
dang I always get stuck in the front, LOL

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I think I need to be paired on D with KING ELVI. We see eye to eye on a lot of things, we would have a lot of chemistry back there on the blue line. I think we could get Anson Carter the puck, and have him pot a lot of goals..

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I think we could get Anson Carter the puck, and have him pot a lot of goals..
Who do you think you two are? Bobby Orr and Paul Coffey?

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Who do you think you two are? Bobby Orr and Paul Coffey?
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Let me see... where did I put Natalie Portman's phone number? Maybe this time she'll actualy know who I am.
Natalie Portman? You'd be lucky to get Natalie from the Facts of Life with your skating ability.

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