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Who would you call a "machine"?

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01-11-2006, 09:17 PM
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Who would you call a "machine"?

What player would you call a "machine"?

It could be hitting machine, scoring machine, etc. (I'm not gonna say "whining machine", or I would have to pay that dearly).

I gotta call the name of my 2 favorite players : Nasher and General Kovalchuk!!!!!!! Both are insane genetically upgraded scoring machines!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!

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Ovechkin: The Ultimate Machine

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Karlis Skratsins: Most consecutive games in the NHL + leads the league in blocks.

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Crosby is a backhanding machine, although I'm fairly sure no machine could play on it's backhand as well as he does.

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What player would you call a "machine"?

It could be hitting machine, scoring machine, etc. (I'm not gonna say "whining machine", or I would have to pay that dearly).

I gotta call the name of my 2 favorite players : Nasher and General Kovalchuk!!!!!!! Both are insane genetically upgraded scoring machines!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!

How about a "diving machine"? Or better yet, "whining while diving"

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Kovalchuk is a scoring machine, any time he has the puck you get the feeling it's going to end up in the back of the net.

Erik Cole is a hitting machine, one of the, if not the only player, I have ever seen take Chara down cleanly.

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Kovalchuk is definitely a scoring machine. Another awesome goal tonight and an assist. He is now tied for the league lead in points with Jagr and leads in goals by 4 over Gagne.

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Ovechkin: The Ultimate Machine
I would have to agree, especially after that goal against the Hawks last night. To me, that was the most impressive I've seen him score yet. The way he steals the puck from and then holds off Barnaby is just ridiculous.

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Crosby.
They said machine, not tool....

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They said machine, not tool....
Ok, that one made me chuckle.

The line, not who it was applied to, so as not to get any underoos bunched up.

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Igor Ulanov is a pain machine. I swear the guy could break his back in the middle of the second period and still be back out to play in the third.

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Kovalchuk=Scoring machine
Chara=Steamrolling machine
Hasek=uh..wall..machine?

and...

Ovechkin=Machine. Period.

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you Thrasher fans just can't stop taking shots at Crosby. Give it a rest already,it's gotten quite tiresome.

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Karlis Skratsins: Most consecutive games in the NHL + leads the league in blocks.
Looks like a robot too.

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Chris Therien is an out-of-date, obsolete machine that doesn't even boot up anymore.

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