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01-16-2006, 10:46 AM
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Easy guys, Kerb is just joking.

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Some moderator please lock/delete this thread now. There should be no place here for this kind of garbage.
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Stick Mike Ribeiro and Pierre Dagenais on that team and you can call them the Toronto FABULOUS Leafs
Someone could set up a poll for the public to suggest new names for the team, personally, i would like to nominate both SPIFFING and DARLING, although i expect in the end that OOH ER would win. Any ideas what colours the Toronto Ooh Er Leafs would wear? And would they have a lace up collar or just lots of sequins

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Daniel Alfredsson was drafted in the sixth round, 133rd overall.

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Daniel Alfredsson was drafted in the sixth round, 133rd overall.
...and he's a European...

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I think the league should round up ALL the gay players in the NHL and put them on one team.

Eric Lindros...

Tie Domi...

Bryan McCabe...

Ed Belfour...

Mats Sundin...


.....hey, maybe the league already has.


Hey !!!! I'm gonna give this moderator warning points Tabarnac !!!! he forgot to include Tucker !!!

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I love those posts Cerberus, keep it up!

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I agree. Also, the original poster should be banned for such stupidity.
Best post in the thread... Go Kerberos! you tell that stupid kitten..

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LOL! I agree with the original poster, except I feel we should wait until he has a 6-point night before we trade him. Then JP Dumont is as good as ours!!!

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01-16-2006, 11:24 AM
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I just haven't found the perfect candidate yet. I've been going out with women lately but sadly none of them have big broad shoulders, a deep soothing voice, or other characteristics that I find attractive.
We need to find you a lion.

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he was joking it's obvious, it's not serious

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Andrei Markov is a popular player around here following his recent success. However, it's obvious that he needs to go. Sure he has had a 4 point period in the last game however, this is only more reason to trade him as his value is now at an all-time high. We might just be able to get a good player in return.

I won't make any detours: Andrei Markov is a bad player. He was drafted in the 6th round by the Montreal Canadiens organization and we all know how bad 6th rounders always are. I will repeat this to you if you haven't fully grasped what I have said before: he has been drafted 162nd overall in round 6 of the 1998 NHL entry draft. If that isn't enough, he is a RUSSIAN player, and we all know how weak and feminine the Russian players are. Just by this stereotype that I am forcing on Markov, he is a talented floater that has tons of talent but will never make us win anything because of his inability to play in this testosterone filled NHL. How he managed to make it this far despite being so bad, as proved by the rank at which he was drafted, proves that he must be performing sexual favours for someone.

Which brings me to my second point: Andrei Markov is gay. I mean just look at his dreamy eyes, his sensual lips, his round voluptous buns. There is no doubt in my mind that he is currently having a love affair with Bob Gainey who has always struck me as having homosexual tendencies what with his soothing voice and his manly demeanor that stirs up emotions in me that I have never felt before. Now, do we really want a gay player in the organization? When you have a gay player in an organization, we all know that one thing leads to another and then you have wild sexual orgies during practices. Is that what you want your team to turn to; a homosexual tag team? I for one, do not want games to degenerate to XXX fetish porn. Seriously, those Russians and their gay porn is really awful, everytime I watch it I feel sick to my stomach.

Which brings us to the language issue. Andrei Markov does not speak any french! Can you believe this! This is intolerable! Any player who does not speak french has no place on the Montreal Canadiens team. The Montreal Canadiens are the defender of the French language in the NHL and their primary role is to give opportunities to French Canadien players no matter how much they suck. I will not sit here in front of the TV and watch one of the top players on the Montreal Canadiens talk to me in broken english while a French Canadien is left without a job.

Now, let us turn our attention to those supposed great performances that Andrei Markov has offered us over the past few seasons. His highest total in goals is 13 and his highest point output is 37 despite having played on a team with such offensive juggernauts as Mike Ribeiro, Pierre Dagenais, Patrice Brisebois. By comparison, let us take an average offensive defenseman in this league called Bobby Orr. Bobby Orr has scored more than 30 goals 5 times in his career and has 6 seasons of over 100 points. Just looking at these numbers proves how bad of a player Andrei Markov is. Andrei Markov is already 27 years old yet he has never had a single 100 point season.

Markov's finesse play is also driving me crazy. All he ever does is takeaway the puck from the opponents. That is not what a defenseman should do. The primary purpose of a defenseman is to give spectacular bodychecks much as what Bouillon always does. I am an expert on defense, having played almost all of EA's NHL series, and let me tell you that only hitting a player on his *** is a valid defensive play. I will not tolerate any of that fancy shmancy stick work.

Obviously, what we need now is a big Canadian player who will put Andrei Markov to shame for being such a gay *****. I suggest that we trade Andrei Markov for Jarome Iginla: a true Canadian.
Get a life damn it!

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I was about to get pissed. But my sarcasm detector started making some weird noises.

But man...This text is way to long for its purpose.

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Kerberos, if you continue posting threads like that, I might turn gay myself, send you flowers and ask for wedding...unless Koivutism popes aren't allowed to have sex.

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Some of the subtilities were hilarious. I really liked the first three paragraphs, made me laugh out loud. Not quite mcphee level, but you still have 55 years left to improve.

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Some of the subtilities were hilarious. I really liked the first three paragraphs, made me laugh out loud. Not quite mcphee level, but you still have 55 years left to improve.
Ouch...

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You only got me because there's no avatars, I only looked at your name after the 1st paragraph.

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Easy guys, Kerb is just joking.

If he wants to make a joke or something, he could at least try to be funny .

I didn't read the whole post mainly because it was on Markov. If you want to be funny Kerberos, make a thread on someone who don't have the biggest impact on the team. Maybe on Streit...and even then, I don't think I would have find the thread funny...

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whats more funny are the posters that are offended


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whats more funny are the posters that are offended

Yeah HAHAHAHAHA

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Hey !!!! I'm gonna give this moderator warning points Tabarnac !!!! he forgot to include Tucker !!!
Darcy Tucker wishes he was gay. What he has is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.....

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Yeah HAHAHAHAHA
Were not offended...we just think that its not funny....And before you say it, I do have a sense of humor.

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whats more funny are the posters that are offended

I agree. Some of you need to buy a sense of humor. You can find cheap ones at the flea market.

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I agree. Some of you need to buy a sense of humor. You can find cheap ones at the flea market.
Unfortanately, the "get what you pay" moto is in full effect when ever you shop at the flea market. I suggest people wait till boxing day.

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Andrei Markov is a popular player around here following his recent success. However, it's obvious that he needs to go. Sure he has had a 4 point period in the last game however, this is only more reason to trade him as his value is now at an all-time high. We might just be able to get a good player in return.

I won't make any detours: Andrei Markov is a bad player. He was drafted in the 6th round by the Montreal Canadiens organization and we all know how bad 6th rounders always are. I will repeat this to you if you haven't fully grasped what I have said before: he has been drafted 162nd overall in round 6 of the 1998 NHL entry draft. If that isn't enough, he is a RUSSIAN player, and we all know how weak and feminine the Russian players are. Just by this stereotype that I am forcing on Markov, he is a talented floater that has tons of talent but will never make us win anything because of his inability to play in this testosterone filled NHL. How he managed to make it this far despite being so bad, as proved by the rank at which he was drafted, proves that he must be performing sexual favours for someone.

Which brings me to my second point: Andrei Markov is gay. I mean just look at his dreamy eyes, his sensual lips, his round voluptous buns. There is no doubt in my mind that he is currently having a love affair with Bob Gainey who has always struck me as having homosexual tendencies what with his soothing voice and his manly demeanor that stirs up emotions in me that I have never felt before. Now, do we really want a gay player in the organization? When you have a gay player in an organization, we all know that one thing leads to another and then you have wild sexual orgies during practices. Is that what you want your team to turn to; a homosexual tag team? I for one, do not want games to degenerate to XXX fetish porn. Seriously, those Russians and their gay porn is really awful, everytime I watch it I feel sick to my stomach.

Which brings us to the language issue. Andrei Markov does not speak any french! Can you believe this! This is intolerable! Any player who does not speak french has no place on the Montreal Canadiens team. The Montreal Canadiens are the defender of the French language in the NHL and their primary role is to give opportunities to French Canadien players no matter how much they suck. I will not sit here in front of the TV and watch one of the top players on the Montreal Canadiens talk to me in broken english while a French Canadien is left without a job.

Now, let us turn our attention to those supposed great performances that Andrei Markov has offered us over the past few seasons. His highest total in goals is 13 and his highest point output is 37 despite having played on a team with such offensive juggernauts as Mike Ribeiro, Pierre Dagenais, Patrice Brisebois. By comparison, let us take an average offensive defenseman in this league called Bobby Orr. Bobby Orr has scored more than 30 goals 5 times in his career and has 6 seasons of over 100 points. Just looking at these numbers proves how bad of a player Andrei Markov is. Andrei Markov is already 27 years old yet he has never had a single 100 point season.

Markov's finesse play is also driving me crazy. All he ever does is takeaway the puck from the opponents. That is not what a defenseman should do. The primary purpose of a defenseman is to give spectacular bodychecks much as what Bouillon always does. I am an expert on defense, having played almost all of EA's NHL series, and let me tell you that only hitting a player on his *** is a valid defensive play. I will not tolerate any of that fancy shmancy stick work.

Obviously, what we need now is a big Canadian player who will put Andrei Markov to shame for being such a gay *****. I suggest that we trade Andrei Markov for Jarome Iginla: a true Canadian.

Well one thing is obvious about your statement........YOU DON'T HAVE A SWEET CLUE ABOUT ANDREI MARKOV AND ANYONE WHO READS YOUR POST WILL LOSE ABOUT 50 POINTS FROM THEIR IQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why should we trade Markov....he is one of our best offensive defencemen and now that Gainey is coaching and playing an offensive style....leave Markov where he is.

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