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03-14-2006, 12:58 PM
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Just as an innocent question. No meaning behind this.. Hypothetically, where would one be able to purchase imitation fur jockstraps if one were to desire owning such an acoutrement..?

Hypothetically of course.
Hypothetically, you should find some at Codpieces 'R Us or at any fine lingerie-sports apparel boutique. Whatever you do, don't buy the strapless model because, let's face it, a jockstrap without straps is just a jock.

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I was going to go to the coach to suggest that this team seems to have lost its focus, what with all the non-hockey talk & topics which quite frankly have caused me to blush, but, then as I read through I find that the damn coach is, as usual, right in the middle of it.

Who the hell is the GM? Changes are going to have to be made.

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I would have thought I'd be more of a Viktor Ujcik on the prospect scale than a Lapierre, but hey, I'll take it as a compliment!

Past that, if you want to add a scouting department with Dan at the top, I wouldn't mind getting a scouting position in the OHL. Please George?

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03-14-2006, 01:18 PM
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I was going to go to the coach to suggest that this team seems to have lost its focus, what with all the non-hockey talk & topics which quite frankly have caused me to blush, but, then as I read through I find that the damn coach is, as usual, right in the middle of it.

Who the hell is the GM? Changes are going to have to be made.
I'm the GM, and yes, changes will be made: either you're fired or you get a 50% raise, mister, I'm not sure yet. As for the blushing, none of that on my team, unless you really insist. Let me remind you that Codpieces 'R Us also has a wide array of top quality sweat resistant mascara.

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03-14-2006, 01:23 PM
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I would have thought I'd be more of a Viktor Ujcik on the prospect scale than a Lapierre, but hey, I'll take it as a compliment!

Past that, if you want to add a scouting department with Dan at the top, I wouldn't mind getting a scouting position in the OHL. Please George?
Sorry, all our scouting positions for the carribbean are presently occupied. We still have spots in the South Pacific, though, if you'd like to get lei'ed. And remember, Codpieces 'R Us is THE place to go for exquisite and finely detailed shower thongs.

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Sorry, all our scouting positions for the carribbean are presently occupied. We still have spots in the South Pacific, though, if you'd like to get lei'ed. And remember, Codpieces 'R Us is THE place to go for exquisite and finely detailed shower thongs.

South Pacific, eh?

I say you send the mascot out there to promote team spirit and expand our fanbase into the indigenous tribes of obscure islands....

My only condition is I choose to wear a palm leaf and nothing more

 
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I'm the GM, and yes, changes will be made: either you're fired or you get a 50% raise, mister, I'm not sure yet. As for the blushing, none of that on my team, unless you really insist. Let me remind you that Codpieces 'R Us also has a wide array of top quality sweat resistant mascara.
I'd take the raise, but, 50% of nothing is still nothing.

I know you're a student of the history of the game & as such you probably follow the Sam Pollock method of building a hockey team.

When I look at the lineup throughout the whole organization, I can't help but wonder if either you read wrong or there was a misprint. He accumulated draft picks, the word is draft not daft.

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Hypothetically, you should find some at Codpieces 'R Us or at any fine lingerie-sports apparel boutique. Whatever you do, don't buy the strapless model because, let's face it, a jockstrap without straps is just a jock.
Hmmm.... interesting... does that come in extra small si... Humm. I mean, hypothetically, if one wanted to purchase such an accessory, would one be able to find it in all sizes?

And subsidiarily, where would one be able to find this Codpieces 'R Us store, if one were inclined to go to such stores..? (Not that anyone here would, of course)

***are you taking notes McPhee, I'm asking these questions for you of course***

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Haha, I'm too small to make the cut I guess, but I'll take president of the Habs any day.

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I'd take the raise, but, 50% of nothing is still nothing.

I know you're a student of the history of the game & as such you probably follow the Sam Pollock method of building a hockey team.

When I look at the lineup throughout the whole organization, I can't help but wonder if either you read wrong or there was a misprint. He accumulated draft picks, the word is draft not daft.
Hey, I know what draft is.

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Haha, I'm too small to make the cut I guess, but I'll take president of the Habs any day.

Yeah...the bling and the beehatches that the players get is overratted


Now mascott nookie is tha shiznit!!!!

 
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South Pacific, eh?

I say you send the mascot out there to promote team spirit and expand our fanbase into the indigenous tribes of obscure islands....

My only condition is I choose to wear a palm leaf and nothing more
You're in. By the way, Codpieces 'r Us has some wonderful little palm leaves. Exquisitely wrought by tiny polynesian ladies, they are the best to be found, sure to please you and your hobby.

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You're in. By the way, Codpieces 'r Us has some wonderful little palm leaves. Exquisitely wrought by tiny polynesian ladies, they are the best to be found, sure to please you and your hobby.
O.K. give it up Billy Boy.. where do we find this place!

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O.K. give it up Billy Boy.. where do we find this place!

Bad news...they were bought out by Wal Mart like 5 minutes ago...damn anti union ********...

 
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I'd like to be Komisarek, I'm 6'4'' and I play a physical game...And I like him!!!He's a good player

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I'd like to be Komisarek, I'm 6'4'' and I play a physical game...And I like him!!!He's a good player

Sorry kid...in a little late...Looks like Europe this season for you

 
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Sorry kid...in a little late...Looks like Europe this season for you
What will a 6'4" physical D-Man do in europe ...


***Aymand turns the thread into a euro-sissy bashing thread and runs ***

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Have dinner

 
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That team sucks. make a move. Please!!!


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That team sucks. make a move. Please!!!

Ok, you're fired!

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