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04-22-2006, 03:30 PM
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Auslieferung, Gerber. Widerstand Ist Vergeblich.

Getting into Gerber's head, Borg style.
That translator you got is unbelievable.

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04-22-2006, 03:32 PM
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That translator you got is unbelievable.
I'd describe it as futile.

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04-22-2006, 04:10 PM
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Yes Futile....

Futile....Resistance Is Futile...Surrender, Gerber.

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04-22-2006, 04:13 PM
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I say throw an egg at his head.

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04-22-2006, 04:16 PM
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I say throw an egg at his head.
Make it a potato.

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04-22-2006, 04:17 PM
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Make it a potato.
I like eggs. The yolk will blind him!!

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I like eggs. The yolk will blind him!!
Fine, we can tape an egg on to a potato.

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Fine, we can tape an egg on to a potato.
Works for me.

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04-22-2006, 04:31 PM
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Let's call him Golfin' Gerber.

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04-22-2006, 04:35 PM
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Young goat ....

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A hammer and a chisel.

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04-22-2006, 05:07 PM
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one thing I saw in a Swiss Hockey game is when the other team got a penalty, the whole crowd started doing a sweeping motion with a hand directing the guy to the penalty box with a 'WOO WOO '' sound . that made me laugh so much.

It's not directed a Gerber but I was just dreaming about 21 000 + doing that at the Bell Center.

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04-22-2006, 07:16 PM
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Quote:
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And to those looking for other ways to annoy Gerber in German...

"Essen Sie Scheiße Gerber, Sie Verdammte Sohn Eines Weibchens!!!"

"He Gerber, Ein Damm Ihrer Frau, den Sie Kennen"

"MARK STREIT bildet Mannschaft die Schweiz, Sie sind nur im NHL wegen er!"

"Sprechende Mannschaft die Schweiz, Aebischer war der Torhüter dort war nicht er? Nicht Sie."

"Kovalev zerreißt Ihren Kopf weg heftig und scheißt hinunter Ihren Ansatz, hören Ihre Lungen auf, Atem zu zeichnen und Sie sterben in den vorzüglichsten Schmerz fühlten überhaupt."

"Bilden Sie mich stolzes Gerber, verlieren Sie."

"Ich habe Ihre Frau!! Sie liebt es hier und sie trägt meine Zicklein, und sie hat sie hier, und sie kommt wächst die Rank der reinen, rauhen und haltbaren national-sozialistischen Volksrepublik von Quebec! WÜRFEL-DEUTSCH-ABSCHAUM!"
?? Sorry but this not so funny It's just a game
GO HABS GO:. what time are they playing ?

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04-22-2006, 09:32 PM
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I'd say six goals does a fine job of getting into Gerber's head .

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04-22-2006, 09:41 PM
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I'd say six goals does a fine job of getting into Gerber's head .
Indeed.
How to get in to Gerber's head: shoot on the net.

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04-23-2006, 01:34 AM
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That means Die Gerber Die in his native tongue

(...)

Hey! German's like my 5th or 6th language, give me a break.

And English is what ? Your 4th one ?

When I'm telling a girl that I'll make her learn my native tongue is when I'm about to French kiss her.

Otherwise, I use native language.

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04-23-2006, 01:39 AM
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Throw these at the net
here

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04-23-2006, 01:51 AM
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Have someone on our team skate by him saying,

(His wife or girlfriend's name) sucks *****. She's a dyke. I know. I know. A lesbian. A lesbian! A lesbian!!!

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04-23-2006, 01:53 AM
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And English is what ? Your 4th one ?

When I'm telling a girl that I'll make her learn my native tongue is when I'm about to French kiss her.

Otherwise, I use native language.
Native tongue works in his sentence.

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04-23-2006, 01:56 AM
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Throw these at the net
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haha said the same thing earlier in the thread go figure

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04-23-2006, 02:07 AM
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I have your wife! She loves it here and she's carrying my young goat, and she has them here, and she grows the rank of the pure, rough and stoppable nazi republic of Quebec! Dice-German-Scum! (As everyone else already mentioned, Gerber's Swiss, not German.)


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(I've got your wife!! She loves it here and she's carrying my kid, and she'll have them here, and then she'll come and grow the ranks of the pure, rough and tough national-socialist People's Republic Of Quebec. DIE GERMAN SCUM!!!!)

I thought when the first guy said his translation they were screwed up like all the other ones. But no, it's how it actually is, yet it happens to sound more retarded than all the ones that were screwed up between translations.

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04-23-2006, 02:16 AM
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Your wife gave me French love last night.

That will get him.

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04-23-2006, 02:43 AM
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Martina Gerbil
Someone thats going to the game on wednesday should make a sign with gerbers face on the gerber babies

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04-23-2006, 02:46 AM
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Someone thats going to the game on wednesday should make a sign with gerbers face on the gerber babies
With the way he played today, Ward has a chance of starting Wednesnay.

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04-23-2006, 02:53 AM
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With the way he played today, Ward has a chance of starting Wednesnay.
Hmmm hard to make fun of that name so ill have to make fun of gerber more
Make a sign that says the canes go with ward while gerber rides the board?

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