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05-17-2006, 07:12 PM
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This is too funny!

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1-Would your team rather go golfing than show up to the first round of the playoffs? If the answer is “YES”, you need a Leafs fan!! We have very low standards, so any appearance in the playoffs will be such a thrill that it will result in parties, and planning the Stanley Cup parade route.



2- Is your management team so horrible that they’re still trying to see if Rocket Richard will sign with them? If the answer is “YES”, you need a Leafs fan!! We will never talk bad about any horrible free agent signing. Your team just inked a 4’10” goon to a huge contract that eats up much of our salary cap room – “GREAT!! NOW WE HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN IT ALL”.



3-Can’t seem to fill your arena even though your team is full of aging, worn out veterans who are hanging on to the past just so they can make a few extra million dollars before retiring? If the answer if “YES”, you need a Leafs fan!! We’re extremely loyal and truly believe that “our” team is “God’s” team.


So true!

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hahahaha,thats so funny

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I read an article about that in the Ottawa Sun, very funny!

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The Leafs should be placed with the Blackhawks, Bruins, Blues, and Kings in a separate division of teams that have not won a Cup in at least 34 years or have never won it. I would have put the Sabres and Canuck in with them were it not for the fact that there's no room for them. Besides, the Sabres have a shot at it this year.

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1-Would your team rather go golfing than show up to the first round of the playoffs? If the answer is “YES”, you need a Leafs fan!! We have very low standards, so any appearance in the playoffs will be such a thrill that it will result in parties, and planning the Stanley Cup parade route.


Too bad that this fits today's CH fans to a T...

There are cheers for just squeaking into the playoffs on the merit of another team losing.

Then CH simply hands the first round to a team that they were 10 minutes from going 3 games to 0 against as soon as their captain goes down...and there is celebration that the team didn't give up.

The once mighty Les Glorieux is in severe danger of suffering the same fate as the Leafs unless the ship's course is set straight in the VERY near future for this organization.

It's been how many years since the last Cup???

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It's been how many years since the last Cup???
I'd just hazard a guess and say: less than 40

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These things were funny on Ebay when they first appeared.

about 60 000 years ago.

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now that just made my day

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and the bid is over 10 bucks

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It's been how many years since the last Cup???
Less than half as many years as there are teams in the league.

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You really think this is funny?

You must be very easily amused.

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The hammer.ca leaf riducule at its finest.

add this to the pile of leaf bashing pages.

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