KL: well, mike, i gotta say, i wasn't impressed with your play last year
MC: whatchotalkinbout? By the size of my wallet even i can tell i had a good year
KL: no, mike. now listen, we've noticed that your play has somewhat 'levelled off' the last few months, and as we are not prepared to offer you quite as substantial a salary as in previos years
MC: i want my mommy
KL: i understand that, but we need to stay on track here
MC: i want my pampers premium ultra lite. I think i wet myself
KL: um, i'll have to get back to you on that. how about a 3 year deal for 5 million
MC: well, ok. i guess i'll have to sacrifice for the good of the team. where do i sign
KL: right here my main man
MC: wait a minute! this says 5 million TOTAL for 3 years. i think you need to work on your typing skills kevin
KL: no, that's right
MC: but i want 5 million a year. *tears well up in his eyes*
KL: that is not feasable right now mike.
MC: rich, can you believe this garbage? That's it, for this I'm going to make several attempts to embarass you in public hopefully swaying your opinion on this issue
KL: mike, we are all adults here. lets talk this through man to man.
MC: i never agreed to that
KL: i know you didn't agree to the contract
MC: no, i mean that we are all adults. me and richiepoo here are the biggest babies in town, and we'll prove it to you if you don't believe us
KL: that won't be necessary mike
MC: i'm not listening!!!!! aaaaaaaa! *covers his ears and dances around like he's got something stuck in his diper* where is that damn diaper?
KL: ok....i think i'll be leaving now *takes his suitcase and walks out while both rich winter and MC stick their tongues out at him
MC: this isn't over you mean person! i WILL have more than one porsche!!!
KL: get a haircut you baby, you look like a 5-year old
as of yesterday on HNIC mike had still not got a haircut