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edmonton Oilers trade Proposal (to help the newbies out there)

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07-09-2006, 12:13 AM
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edmonton Oilers trade Proposal (to help the newbies out there)

from:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)

_______ (name of star player that God forgot belongs in Edmonton)

_______ (name of second star player that belongs in Edmonton)


to Edmonton Oilers.

from Edmonton Oilers:

_______ (name of Player who is of no use to Oilers)

_______ (Name of Drunken bum who was found in Edmonton back Alley)

to:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)


justification (any semi coherent rambling that will confuse and confound anyone attempting to logically understand why anyone in their right mind would even consider such a ridiculous proposition)

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07-09-2006, 12:16 AM
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you rock. you are the jack bauer of the internet


i am an oiler fan myself and you have captured the spirit of Masser and perfectly

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07-09-2006, 12:18 AM
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from:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)

_______ (name of star player that God forgot belongs in Edmonton)

_______ (name of second star player that belongs in Edmonton)


to Edmonton Oilers.

from Edmonton Oilers:

_______ (name of Player who is of no use to Oilers)

_______ (Name of Drunken bum who was found in Edmonton back Alley)

to:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)


justification (any semi coherent rambling that will confuse and confound anyone attempting to logically understand why anyone in their right mind would even consider such a ridiculous proposition)
This is standard in most proposals - not just Edm. For awhile, Montreal, then Toronto.... Not just Edmonton

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07-09-2006, 12:19 AM
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This coming from an Isles fan.

It is ok to be jealous, one day you may make the playoffs. Proabably hen Yashin says, "No I don't deserve this money. Please give me a pay cut."

By the way, the Isles can only be ripped by Oilers in trades so many times. I won;t even bother going through the trades.

PS: Good luck with Poti

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you rock. you are the jack bauer of the internet


i am an oiler fan myself and you have captured the spirit of Masser and perfectly
thank you kindly sir, I just figured that a tongue in cheek response might get the idea across, I think the real oiler fans would understand as well.


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07-09-2006, 12:22 AM
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This coming from an Isles fan.

It is ok to be jealous, one day you may make the playoffs. Proabably hen Yashin says, "No I don't deserve this money. Please give me a pay cut."

By the way, the Isles can only be ripped by Oilers in trades so many times. I won;t even bother going through the trades.

PS: Good luck with Poti
touche my friend. but remember only one Raffi Torres per customer......

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from:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)

_______ (name of star player that God forgot belongs in Edmonton)

_______ (name of second star player that belongs in Edmonton)


to Edmonton Oilers.

from Edmonton Oilers:

_______ (name of Player who is of no use to Oilers)

_______ (Name of Drunken bum who was found in Edmonton back Alley)

to:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)


justification (any semi coherent rambling that will confuse and confound anyone attempting to logically understand why anyone in their right mind would even consider such a ridiculous proposition)
I think you would have to throw in a first and mabey a 4th rounder as well.

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This coming from an Isles fan.

It is ok to be jealous, one day you may make the playoffs. Proabably hen Yashin says, "No I don't deserve this money. Please give me a pay cut."

By the way, the Isles can only be ripped by Oilers in trades so many times. I won;t even bother going through the trades.

PS: Good luck with Poti
Where was the jealousy? He was mocking certain members of your.......people, who feel the need to come up with these pathetic trade ideas no one in their right minds would agree to, which even SENSIBLE Oilers fans openly mock. Guess you're not among that bunch.

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This is standard in most proposals - not just Edm. For awhile, Montreal, then Toronto.... Not just Edmonton
This is not standard Oiler fan activity Frenzy, in my experience most Oiler fans are intelligent and able to count to 20 without taking off their shoes.

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thank you kindly sir, I just figured thata tongue in cheek response might get the idea across, I think the real oiler fans would understand as well.
its obvious that this isnt an attack on Oiler fans. the past few days there has been a poster here that shall remain nameless in this post... that is posting the most vile garbage proposals i have ever read. to in my view that is far more offensive to oiler fans than this thread ever will be.

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Masser is not not an Oilers fan - he's a Flames fan...

From what I gather oilcountry is somehow related to Masser...

And CheckRaise is an Oilers fan...but he's just a big homer who likes to post alot (judging by his 100 posts in the last 2 days) - so he can't help it.




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from:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)

_______ (name of star player that God forgot belongs in Edmonton)

_______ (name of second star player that belongs in Edmonton)


to Edmonton Oilers.

from Edmonton Oilers:

_______ (name of Player who is of no use to Oilers)

_______ (Name of Drunken bum who was found in Edmonton back Alley)

to:_______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)


justification (any semi coherent rambling that will confuse and confound anyone attempting to logically understand why anyone in their right mind would even consider such a ridiculous proposition)

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Masser is not not an Oilers fan - he's a Flames fan...

From what I gather oilcountry is somehow related to Masser...

And CheckRaise is an Oilers fan...but he's just a big homer who likes to post alot (judging by his 100 posts in the last 2 days) - so he can't help it.



I didn't mean to offend Gordon, I actually love alberta, met my ex wife there,and when I die its in my will that my ashes be spread there, i was just jokingly making fun of the recent trend on these boards, Sorry if I upset you.

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I didn't mean to offend Gordon, I actually love alberta, met my ex wife there,and when I die its in my will that my ashes be spread there, i was just jokingly making fun of the recent trend on these boards, Sorry if I upset you.

lol, I was only kidding (hence the smiley)....

I agree with the spirit of your post...and it was lighthearted and funny to boot. Keep it up....

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lol, I was only kidding (hence the smiley)....

I agree with the spirit of your post...and it was lighthearted and funny to boot. Keep it up....
Thank you, Personally I thought my Goat cheese and refried beans post in the Masser thread was funnier, but I think that went over peoples heads. Sort of like Mike Milbury and hockey sense, but then again whos to say Milbury wasnt still concussed from his playing days.

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Thank you, Personally I thought my Goat cheese and refried beans post in the Masser thread was funnier, but I think that went over peoples heads. Sort of like Mike Milbury and hockey sense, but then again whos to say Milbury wasnt still concussed from his playing days.
i'm going to miss trading with that guy

wait he hasn't stepped down yet has he?

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This is not standard Oiler fan activity Frenzy, in my experience most Oiler fans are intelligent and able to count to 20 without taking off their shoes.
Well, duh! It's summer here, I'm wearing sandals.

Yes, we do have summer in Edmonton, believe it or not.

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Edmonton fans just got lit up by this thread.

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from:_Anahiem______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)

__Lupul_____ (name of star player that God forgot belongs in Edmonton)

__Smid_____ (name of second star player that belongs in Edmonton)

+ picks


to Edmonton Oilers.

from Edmonton Oilers:

_______ (name of Player who is of no use to Oilers)

_Pronger______ (Name of Drunken bum who was found in Edmonton back Alley)

to:_Anaheim______ (fill in team you wish to rip off here)


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Edmonton fans just got lit up by this thread.
oh I don't know, edmonton fans are an alright bunch, I could do this with them and they'd be calm enough to get it. If I did this with a Toronto twist to it, there'd be a contract out on my life before they read the third sentence. Being from New York, I always followed my in-laws advice "Calgary is better than Edmonton. never trust the media in Toronto, and there's a reason why Montreal is nearest the Ocean" When I asked her why she said that she said most of them needed to take a bath. but then again my mother in law was a newfie and my wife said nobody in canada understands them.

but I think my favorite line from them was that "Saskatchewan is so flat you can watch your dog run away for two weeks". My wife decided she didn't want to be married after 4 years, but I'll tell you, I couldn't be mad about it because four years of my wife and In-laws were probably the best four years of my life. and I'll love all things Canada, forever because of it.

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oh I don't know, edmonton fans are an alright bunch, I could do this with them and they'd be calm enough to get it. If I did this with a Toronto twist to it, there'd be a contract out on my life before they read the third sentence. Being from New York, I always followed my in-laws advice "Calgary is better than Edmonton. never trust the media in Toronto, and there's a reason why Montreal is nearest the Ocean" When I asked her why she said that she said most of them needed to take a bath. but then again my mother in law was a newfie and my wife said nobody in canada understands them.

but I think my favorite line from them was that "Saskatchewan is so flat you can watch your dog run away for two weeks". My wife decided she didn't want to be married after 4 years, but I'll tell you, I couldn't be mad about it because four years of my wife and In-laws were probably the best four years of my life. and I'll love all things Canada, forever because of it.
Nice story. I'm a Canadian living in NYC and have to say that NY (city&Island) have someof the best & most knowledgable hockey fans out there. THe Yankees, Knicks, Jets/Giants take up the majority of the ink, but the hockey fans are old school and hardcore. One of the things I've always appreciated was in '94 all my Ranger fans were extremely cool and never rubbed it in -- you can imagine how rough it was to live in the city then as a Canuck fan, esp when some of my buddies got to drink out of the cup when Leetch showed up with it at 3am in an Upper West Side bar one night...

BTW, only a Newfie would say that Montreal is closest to the ocean...

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