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07-18-2006, 01:28 PM
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The Most UnBoRiNg Thread of the day : If the Habs weren't Habs, what would they be ?

I think that Chris Higgins would work at a gas station. Ribeiro would probably be the guy that puts more Babaganush on my Shishtaouk !

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07-18-2006, 01:29 PM
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Sporty Smurfs?

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Bouillon would be the bouncer at Chez Pare

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Saku Koivu would be God (oh wait, he already is)

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Bouillon would be the bouncer at Chez Pare
maybe a party '' dwarf ''

you know the kind you toss around

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Bonk would be a preacher.

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Kovalev would be on late-night infomercial tv selling exercise dvd's and such.

Souray (with 'stache) would be in some Californian mansion directing porn flicks.

Aebischer would still be in Montreal, but he'd be preparing for the Outgames.

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Zednik will work at Danseuse Nue

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Ivanins would be on the Spirit Squad in the WWE

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07-18-2006, 02:26 PM
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Koivu - accountant
Kovalev - gold medal winning figure skater
Ribeiro - busboy
Higgins - lawyer
Ryder - lobster trapper
Souray - porn star
Rivet - lumberjack
Begin - salesman at the Bay
Plekanec - computer programmer
Markov - Russian porn star
Bonk - homeless
Komisarek - Collector

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Ryder - Clown
Gainey - Accountant
Kovalev - Car salesman
Souray - definately involved in pornographic industry

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Koivu - accountant
Kovalev - gold medal winning figure skater
Ribeiro - busboy
Higgins - lawyer
Ryder - lobster trapper
Souray - porn star
Rivet - lumberjack
Begin - salesman at the Bay
Plekanec - computer programmer
Markov - Russian porn star
Bonk - homeless
Komisarek - Collector

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What the hell is it with you guys and porn stars?

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07-18-2006, 02:50 PM
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What the hell is it with you guys and porn stars?
Who on the Habs would be the worst porn star : My Vote

Gainey

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Some of them would be Leafs... Rangers... Wings..

Souray would definitvely be a porn star though..

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Plekanec - computer programmer
Bonk - homeless


(Can't believe noone said Ribeiro, actor ?)

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(Can't believe noone said Ribeiro, actor ?)
Ribeiro = MArtin Lapointe Nightmare

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i think souray would play the role of 'hunk with no acting ability' on young and the restless or someother awesome soap opera.
ribs would work in future shop, begging people to take the extended warranty.
kovalev would be on the russian bobsled team.
perezhogin would be a lumberjack
ryder would be catching fish
samsonov will grow out his beard and play the role of an ewok in the starwars tv series. or he could be a killer lawn gnome on one of those YTV horror tv shows...
plekanec would be a successful webpage designer
higgins would play a prominent role for a fortune 500 company.
huet will takeover barthez's role as goalkeeper for france.
aebischer will go back to switzerland and make watches.
bouillon will make donairs on the street by day, and fight crime by night.
rivet will write cliched interviews for up and coming NHLers.
bonk would be the most powerful man in the world, with everyone having a "BONKIFIED" shirt in their wardrobe.
begin would be working at bestbuy while getting involved with an underground bare knuckled boxing organization.




not with the habs, but joe juneau would be taking casual trips to the moon and back on his homemade rocket.
gino odjick would be a dentist.

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Huet: Wine and Fromage Connaisseur
Dandenault: Would work at Reno-Depot in the sink and faucet section
Komisarek: Phys-Ed Teacher
Streit: Would work night shift at some museum
Markov: Would work at a button factory back in Mother Russia
Rivet: Boat, yacht and other sea vessel salesperson but would later go into business with fellow friend Saku Koivu who decided to open up a Restaurant
Ribeiro: Works part-time at Le Chateau
Downey: Potato Farmer
Souray: Owner of a bar
Murray: Car mechanic
Perezhogin: Would be one of the hopefuls watching Borat give back his message to his people in his country of Kazakhstan but would secretly work for the Russian mob.
Ryder: Fisherman
Plekanec: Would be working for some biochemical engineering company
Kovalev: Black belt Karate instructor/olympic gold medalist in the pole vault
Bonk: Office janitor
Begin: Contruction Worker
Boullion: Work at the SAQ
Aebischer: In and out of a job as a sofa and furniture salesperson. Presently getting his hours cut due to his inability to consistently come up with the sales.


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bouillon will make donairs on the street by day
YOU must be from Halifax. I swear, they got donair restaurants on every corner.

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This thread is hilarious

I love the Juneau comment and the Ribs at Future Shop

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This thread is hilarious

I love the Juneau comment and the Ribs at Future Shop

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The Oilers!

Also Ribeiro would be the worst porn star since hes fast and cant finish.

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gainey would be poker champion of the world

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