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08-10-2006, 03:14 PM
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If NHL Players were Movie Stars!

Can you picture some of today's players in today's blockbusters?
I do know some players have starred in some film productions; with the likes of Jeremy Roenick, Sean Avery, Scott Gomez, Mike Ricci, Vincent Damphousse and even, the Great One himself, has too!
But the point is...can you picture any player in any kind of movie?
-I can picture Jeremy Roenick and Anson Carter in a Miami Vice remake (not that we need one).
-I can see Sean Avery as a corrupt racist cop in the movie Crash.
-I also see the entire Russian olympic squad as bunch of russian soldiers in some WW2 movie.
-I can see Mike Ricci as the Phantom of the Opera.
-I can see Alexander Ovechkin as a mad russian scientist.
-And also, for some reason, I see the likes of Todd Bertuzzi and Jarome Iginla in the sequel to Fight Club.

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-And also, for some reason, I see the likes of Todd Bertuzzi and Jarome Iginla in the sequel to Fight Club.
OMG.
You talked about Fight Club! You can't talk about Fight Club!

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I can honestly see Ovechkin being a Jackie Chan sidekick in a rush hour film.
Kovalchuk batman, Crosby robin.

Jason Allison in a film dedicated about speed.

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i can picture chris chelios in ice age or peter worrel in green mile

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I can honestly see Ovechkin being a Jackie Chan sidekick in a rush hour film.
Kovalchuk batman, Crosby robin.

Jason Allison in a film dedicated about speed.
Speed 3?
I dunno... I've seen glacier's move faster then Jason Allison.

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I can see Marty McSorely as a henchman in a film such as ummm "Bad Boys" or maybe a pilot in a movie like Con Air.

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How about a remake of Twins starring Andreas Lilja and Peter Worrell?

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How about a remake of Twins starring Andreas Lilja and Peter Worrell?
Sadly, that'd be better than some movies I've seen

And i'm all in favor of NHLers as moviue stars. I've been on record for months saying I want AO and Sc in a lightsabre battle.

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Speed 3?
I dunno... I've seen glacier's move faster then Jason Allison.
Jason Allison in Ice Age 3. It would be great to see a Glacier outspeed him

Chris Chelios probably was a movie star in olden times. I mean, he is 7 times my overall age.

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I can basically see the top two lines of San Jose (Joe Thorton, Jonathan Cheechoo, Patrick Marleau, Steve Bernier, Milan Michalek and Mark Bell) in Platoon. Especially Cheechoo wearing camoflage make-up and clothing; running around with a grenade launcher.

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Darcy Tucker in "The Shining."

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Darcy Tucker in "The Shining."
Right on! Now that I'd pay to see.

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"Me, Myself and The Puck" starring Alexander Ovechkin.

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is Roberto Luongo as Rocky a bit of a stretch?

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I could see Markus Naslund as Will Turner and AK27 as Captain Jack Sparrow in a Pirates from the Caribbean remake.

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Jason Allison in Ice Age 3. It would be great to see a Glacier outspeed him

Chris Chelios probably was a movie star in olden times. I mean, he is 7 times my overall age.
You're 7 years old?

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I can see Darian Hatcher as one of the killers in a Horror movie.

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Richard Park can be the next Jet Li

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I can see Darian Hatcher as one of the killers in a Horror movie.

Derian Hatcher will play Lurch in a remake of The Addams Family.

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someone told me they could see Anson Carter as the Black ******* in ******** Auditions.

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Teemu Selanne in The Fast and the Furious

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How about Bob Probert as the "Terminator?"
Pick any Robert Redford movie for Bobby Hull
How about Steve Yzerman in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

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Derian Hatcher will play Lurch in a remake of The Addams Family.
Over Mike Bossy's dead body he will. And Borje Salming might have something to say about that as well.



Whenever I see Ken Hitchcock I imagine the angry police cheif who always yells at the edgy young cop for causing so much damage in 80's police movies.

"Cechmanek, you're reckless, you're a liability out there. You're off the case! Turn in your unibrow and badge, you're headed back to goalie academy in LA with Potvin and Storr."

I think it's the moustache...

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Ron Hainsey in a Porn Movie.

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Forsberg is Gandalf. Scott Niedermeyer as the Uni-Bomber(with the beard).

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