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11-17-2003, 08:16 AM
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Moe Mantha.
Eh, could be worse.

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11-17-2003, 08:33 AM
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The picture on this card is just horrendous...picture if you can a Jimmy Durante-size and style nose with a dozen fuzzy catepillars glued together for a moustache. Yikes! It's too hideous to explain.

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11-17-2003, 09:22 AM
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lmao...

i think jonsson has slowly been getting surgery to fix all the repulsive acne scars on his face. he looks like 'the bad guy' from the movie grease, with that pock-marked face.

hes a great guy tho so i wont vote for him.

instead give me raffi torres. i mean, seriously, if you're redheaded and not a female, kill yourself now ;\
Hell, maybe he just saw a gynacologist

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11-17-2003, 09:50 AM
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All-star ugly team

Top ugly line : Datsyuk - Ricci - Micheal Ryder

But D are uglier : K. Jonsson and the worst of them all, I don't know why he hadn't been mentionned yet, Sandis Ozolinsh !!!

In net : Martin Biron


Now for an all-time team, Odjick and Patrick Roy are obvious choices, so is Al Iafrate, along with Ricci, Ozolinsh, and Mantha.

 
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11-17-2003, 10:25 AM
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Personally I don't want to vote because then I would have to judge players against others, therefore distinguishing as good looking. So yeah.......ha.
Oh my.... we just can't keep clear of this kind of crap...

As for the players, I thought I had a pretty good idea, but that Rocky pick beats it to death I think.

Well, anyway, I had Darren Langdon in mind...



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11-17-2003, 10:44 AM
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11-17-2003, 11:03 AM
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He looks like a pornstar doesn't he?


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to billy's credit, he's an avid biker, and so the handlebar 'stache is somewhat appropriate

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11-17-2003, 11:33 AM
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My vote goes for Taylor Pyatt
I think you're nuts! He's seriously good looking!!!!!!!!!!

 
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11-17-2003, 11:57 AM
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I think we've all come to agree that Jonsson is the ugliest of the bunch.

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11-17-2003, 12:05 PM
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Nothing new here, but my personal vote(s) would have to go to Ricci, Brind'Amour, and the Sedins, the latter primarily owing to their giant oversized craniums (crania?). Egad.

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11-17-2003, 12:08 PM
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KENNY JONSSON....He looks like an alien

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11-17-2003, 12:11 PM
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<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-3/119324/medvpic.gif" width=115 height=160>

Holy God, that's brutal.

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11-17-2003, 12:20 PM
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All-star ugly team

Top ugly line : Datsyuk - Ricci - Micheal Ryder

But D are uglier : K. Jonsson and the worst of them all, I don't know why he hadn't been mentionned yet, Sandis Ozolinsh !!!

In net : Martin Biron
There are much uglier players than Ryder and Biron.




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11-17-2003, 12:31 PM
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Nobody has mentioned Mats Sundin, started off looking decent then slowly started deteriorating. Too many pucks has hit him in the face, kinda looks like frankenstein.

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11-17-2003, 01:35 PM
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Ryan Smyth is pretty ugly, Marek Malik is ugly too...

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11-17-2003, 01:49 PM
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That is Ugly eh.


Hah! That's all I can think about seeing that pic.

Ugliest vote goes to Ricci, hands down.

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11-17-2003, 02:06 PM
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Hah! That's all I can think about seeing that pic.

Ugliest vote goes to Ricci, hands down.
I thought the same thing!

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11-17-2003, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by NotTheRat
Dallas Drake is the buttugliest MoFo in the entire NHL. This is not an opinion, it's a fact.
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Once again the Blues are totally overlooked and underrated in yet another thread at HFBoards, frankly, I'm a little tired of it.
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I hope you're kidding.

Moe Mantha:

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11-17-2003, 03:12 PM
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I don't think anybody tops Ricci.
There are those that disagree.

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11-17-2003, 03:19 PM
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Since nobody mentioned him, how bout Freddy Brathwaite?

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11-17-2003, 04:26 PM
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Quote:
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I hope you're kidding.

Moe Mantha:

WOW! You found a picture of the guy! The one I have is even worse than that one, but do we have a winner here or what? EEK!

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11-17-2003, 04:28 PM
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PS - Domi doesn't count because he's not in the Homo Sapiens family of mammals. Science hasn't made the connection yet, but he IS the Missing Link. Evolution is solved![/QUOTE]


That´s true, it was covered in American Scientist the other day.

Anyway, why isn´t Sandis Ozolinsh mentioned more than once in this thread? His complection alone stands him out.

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11-17-2003, 10:13 PM
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Zdeno Chara removes two players from the front of the net.

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11-17-2003, 10:48 PM
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donald brashear

why has donald brashear not been mentioned but once? Huge forehead and lips that only suzzane summers would want

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11-17-2003, 10:50 PM
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why has donald brashear not been mentioned but once? Huge forehead and lips that only suzzane summers would want
OMG RACIST~!

Just kidding, Brashear is one ugly mofo.

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