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08-30-2006, 07:33 PM
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Favorite Beavis and Butthead episodes?

One of the best shows of the 90's that definately went out when it was in it's prime IMO, so many memorable episodes and quotes, some of my favorites include:

"Pregnant Pause" - Beavis - " AHHH ...contraptions! "

"Bus Trip" - Mr. Vandriesen "How about a song, any suggestions?"

Fat kid - "Like, 99 bottles of beer on the wall?"

Mr. Vandriesen - "Good, but drinking and driving don't mix. How about 99 bottles of tea on the wall?"



possibly the all time best quote:


"I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague."
- Principal McVicker


Beavis made that show.

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oh ****... i love em' all...


just got season 1 on dvd... can't wait to get the rest.

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oh ****... i love em' all...


just got season 1 on dvd... can't wait to get the rest.

Yeah it's really neat to see how the show progresses, but Mike Judge really kind of screws fans over. He claims he is too embarrased of the quality of the early seasons to put some of those episodes in there, yet there are some real classics in there. It's one of those series that should be released in season form, not "best of".....

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Any episode with lesbian seagull...

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They are all pretty great, especially the videos!

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Mr Manners: [picking up Beavis by his shirt collar] Don't mess with me.
Mr. Van Driessen: [Beavis screams as Mr Van Driessen walks in the room] Hey, don't you dare touch my student. Beavis, did this man hurt you?
Beavis: Yeah, he touched my wienie.
Mr Manners: What? You little liar!
Beavis: Then he kissed me.
Mr Manners: You dirtball!
Mr. Van Driessen: Hey, you want to touch my student, then I'll touch you.
[class eggs Mr Van Driessen and Mr Manners on]
Mr. Van Driessen: Yeah, you'll go to jail, jackass.

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I think my favorite moment was when they went to sign up for the marines and listed their names as 'Private Parts' and 'Major Woody'

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Beavis: [watching the INXS "Devil Inside" video] Hey Butt-head, is this, like, satanic music?
Butt-head: Yeah. If you play this backwards, it says "this sucks."

[watching a Type O Negative video]
Butt-head: These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt.
Beavis: That's not very nice, Butt-Head.
Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules!

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Daria Morgendorffer: You two will never graduate.
Butt-head: Never masturbate?
Daria Morgendorffer: GRADuate. As in, like finish school.
Beavis: You mean, like, school ends?
Daria Morgendorffer: Yeah.
Beavis: Cool.

Butt-head: [watching a Jerry Lee Lewis video] It's like all you need to do is, like, you know, kick the piano and do it with your cousin, and you'll be cool forever.

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Beavis: Have you seen my Bunghole?
[In a Third world accent]
Beavis: My people; we are without Bungholes...

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[watching the video for "What I Am" by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians]
Butt-head: She's married to that short, old guy.
Beavis: Yeah, that dude from Africa who used to be in the Beatles.

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The one where Butthead says "fartknocker" and the Beavis goes "heh, heh" was pretty good. But that seemed to be the only one I caught.

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The one where Butthead says "fartknocker" and the Beavis goes "heh, heh" was pretty good. But that seemed to be the only one I caught.

That's pretty much every episode...

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Heh.

The one where they're drinking non-alcoholic beer in front of the convenience store.

The one where Beavis "**** a brick".

Frog baseball.

Also, any with a Pearl Jam video.

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Pregnant Pause - "You can get YOURSELF pregnant?!?!"
Tainted Meat - "Face it Beavis, you have a problem with your penis."
Spanish Fly - "Ah! Help! He's got a boner!"
Prank Call - "You don't know your own address?"

Oh, and any episode with Cornholio.

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Prank Call - "You don't know your own address?"

That's the one with Harry Sacks I think.

"...........Hello?"

*toilet flushes in backround*

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Yeah, that's the one. The Harry goes to Stewart's house, sees his dad on the phone then shoves it up his @$$. Then Beavis & Butthead look outside and see stuff going on over there so they call and the phone is ringing in Stewart's dad's @$$.

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Pregnant Pause - "You can get YOURSELF pregnant?!?!"
this is exactly what i was going to post.

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British TV Show: "Oy! I got me finger stuck in me bum!"

*Beavis and Butthead laugh hysterically*

British TV Sho: "I shouldn't have listened to that little dutch boy by the night."

*Beavis and Butthead stare at the TV screen in disgusting silence*

British TV Show: "Cause' now I got me finger stuck in me bum!"

*Beavis and Butthead laugh hysterically*

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I LOVE this show

Cowtipping is one of the funniest episodes ever. And the Woodshop one where Beavis cuts his finger off

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I just picked up volume 3 the other day. I think I'm going to try and organize a Beavis and Butt-head marathon one of these days and watch all three volumes back to back to back.

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"his dad must have kicked his ***"
"dammit Pantera, this beer is warm"


"please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing althetic sip-otters, because of a national sip-otter shortage"

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I like the Christmas episode where they're watching the yule log on the TV as The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies plays and they said, "sounds like Ozzy" as they begin to headbang!

I love all the Cornholio episodes. The one where he's a school going around the halls saying "Are you threatening me? You must give me TP. TP for my bunghole!" The one where he gets picked us as an illegal is good too. "What's a bunghole?"

The Drunk one where they're sitting on the curb drinking near-beer and Beavis says "We're fitshased!"

I laughed until I was dizzy watching Tired, where they take turns in the tire going down the hill.

The phone sex one was a riot! "Hey mommy, yer phone sex ad is on" Hey, watch yer language!"

I liked the one where they go to the dating service. After watching Geraldo interviewing the guy in prison, where he says "My lawyer said not to use your real name, Geraldo." And Beavis signs up a Geraldo and the woman says "Oh I just love Spanish men."

I wish they'd release the early ones where Beavis said, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" and they blew stuff up.

Oh who can forget "Diarrhea cha-cha-cha!"

I forget what video they were watching, but they looked at each other and said "Wait a minute, what's this? This sucks!"

The good thing about the new box sets is they have videos in the episodes. The early ones that came out on VHS and later were released on DVD didn't have the videos. Sometimes their comments were better than the shows.

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my favorite moments are all during videos.

"This looks good . . . oh, wait. Rush."

and of course during MC 900 Ft. Jesus's "If I only Had a Brain" when beavis just sings along with the bassline the whole song annoying the hell out of butt-head.

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The one where Beavis and Butthead glue hair on their face and pretend its facial hair and the one where Beavis has a nosebleed and they cant stop it until Butthead shoves a tampon up his nose.

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