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11-21-2006, 02:34 PM
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Fine. He can fly me out.

You can stay with the liquid hot mag-ma.
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But then I'm not part of the committee and therefore dont need a rescue.
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11-21-2006, 02:36 PM
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What?

How did this happen?

What is going on?

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11-21-2006, 02:36 PM
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I will now gracefully bow out of this thread, out of confusion.
Not so quick. We want names!

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11-21-2006, 02:42 PM
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What?

How did this happen?

What is going on?
I'm afraid that the Senators Parade Planning Committee is no longer the cushy, s****y, luxuriously-appointed fun-oriented group that they used to be.

Now they're the object of revulsion and torture at the hands of a rebellious and angry Sens Nation. Obviously they're the reason we've been sucking.

Anyone on the Committee is considered tainted, infected and must be isolated and quarantined because of their "super-positive Sensitis". They must also undergo extreme amounts of pain in order to see the error of their views. A volcano suits both purposes.

At least, until we start looking like a contender again, at which point we'll try and give 'em some basic food and maybe a roll of toilet paper.

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Not so quick. We want names!
Nevaaarrrrr!

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11-21-2006, 02:45 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I present you exhibit A:

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We have volcano's in Ottawa?

Are they dangerous?
It has therfore been proven that Sens are like Who (hereinafter "SALW") has, and still has, knowledge of the existence of volcanos and of our discussion of volcanic activity in this thread.

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I can ask Tuggy if we can borrow his ROFLCOPTER?
This discussion of copters clearly shows that SALW has participated in the conversation about rescue operations.



Now SALW would have you believe that he is confused and has no knowledge of any committee.

Lies I tell you.

Lies.

These are the deceitful practices of the Parade Planners. They use secrets and misdirection to infiltrate our lives and our boards and then they strike at the very heart of our lives.

SALW is a member of the Parade Planning sleeper cell currently active in Ottawa. He must be brought to justice and tried.

If he cooperates and tells us the names and location of other Parade Planners, we may be leniant and send him immediately to his maker to face the ultimate judgement.

May God have mercy upon his soul.

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11-21-2006, 02:47 PM
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SALW is a member of the Parade Planning sleeper cell currently active in Ottawa. He must be brought to justice and tried.
Wait, aren't you a member of the Parade Planning committee through a blood relative?

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11-21-2006, 02:48 PM
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Wait, aren't you a member of the Parade Planning committee through a blood relative?
Huh? What are you talking about... I'm confused. I know of no relative. Se habla espanol?

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11-21-2006, 02:57 PM
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What this board really needs is our own Joe McCarthy.

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11-21-2006, 03:12 PM
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I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Global Moderator as being members of the Parade Planning Committee and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the Senators.

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11-21-2006, 03:17 PM
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Can I take the 5th?

(I heard that somewhere)

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Can I take the 5th?

(I heard that somewhere)
Don't you mean plead the 5th?

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11-21-2006, 03:23 PM
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Wow.

I just witnessed NyQuil's first mistake.

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Wasn't me *vanishes as quickly as he appeared*

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Wow.

I just witnessed NyQuil's first mistake.
You can't plead the 5th in Canada


Strike 2

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Don't you mean plead the 5th?
What's hilarious is that Aymand wrote the same thing before deleting his post.

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Wow. I just witnessed NyQuil's first mistake.
Yes. Rather convenient isn't it?

I'm just a flawed homo sapiens like the rest of you homo sapiens.

Now go back to your regularly scheduled mortal activities.

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You can't plead the 5th in Canada
Right, Canada.

Where I live and work and breathe oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, water vapour and other gaseous compounds as part of the atmospheric mixture centralized upon the region known as Ottawa-Gatineau just like a regular "Joe" as it were.

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What's hilarious is that Aymand wrote the same thing before deleting his post.
Hey, Who am I to correct a Global Mod.

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I'm just a flawed homo sapiens like the rest of you homo sapiens.

Now go back to your regularly scheduled mortal activities.
Except you have like twice as many health points, and way stronger spell levels...

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You can't plead the 5th in Canada


Strike 2
Meh, technicalities, a kidnapping can be arranged.

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I didn't want to have to do this.

But really I was referring to the Clash Appreciation Band known as "Take the 5th".

http://www.takethe5th.co.uk/

Some of us are just more plugged in to the music scene is all.

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11-21-2006, 03:34 PM
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I didn't want to have to do this.

But really I was referring to the Clash Appreciation Band known as "Take the 5th".

http://www.takethe5th.co.uk/

Some of us are just more plugged in to the music scene is all.
See also, "Take the Fifth" by Spoon.

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11-21-2006, 03:48 PM
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I didn't want to have to do this.

But really I was referring to the Clash Appreciation Band known as "Take the 5th".

http://www.takethe5th.co.uk/

Some of us are just more plugged in to the music scene is all.
Global Mod or not, my innate sense of right and wrong demands that I call B.S.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

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11-21-2006, 03:49 PM
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Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Surely you don't mean, "into a volcano"?

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11-21-2006, 04:14 PM
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The Bible says "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". But by careful analysis one can discern that just about anyone can pile on once that first stone is cast.

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Surely you don't mean, "into a volcano"?
NyQuil, we have information that implies you may be connected to the PPC. How would you characterize your relationship with the committee?

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Hey all you up there,I'll expect my apology in writing after the next few games.

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