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10-09-2006, 07:13 PM
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whats up w/ all these cross references, Lundqivst is god for us jews too. ROCK THE STAR!
Well, we have a problem.

Lundqvist by can't by design of the torah be god, he could, however unlikely be the messiah.
But this would require that we rewrite basic parts of the torah.

The alternative is that Henrik Lundqvist is god, and Mike Richter is his prophet.
And I for one conforms whith the church of Lundqvist.

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10-10-2006, 06:14 AM
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At least we can all agree on that Lundqvist saves.

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10-10-2006, 12:01 PM
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Well, we have a problem.

Lundqvist by can't by design of the torah be god, he could, however unlikely be the messiah.
But this would require that we rewrite basic parts of the torah.

The alternative is that Henrik Lundqvist is god, and Mike Richter is his prophet.
And I for one conforms whith the church of Lundqvist.
You answered it yourself, considering the entire thread put it beyond all doubt that Lundqvist is indeed god, then it can work by the Torah or any other holy book that you like.

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10-11-2006, 06:33 PM
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In hinduism, Lundqvist's statue must be that god that has 8 arms.

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10-11-2006, 07:22 PM
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Lundqvist better learn to stop dropping to his knees so damn early. He has gotten beat top self way to much already

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10-11-2006, 09:49 PM
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GOD would not give up 2 soft goals to the Flyers...

That said, it's impossible for Lundqvist to be GOD.

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10-12-2006, 05:07 AM
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GOD would not give up 2 soft goals to the Flyers...

That said, it's impossible for Lundqvist to be GOD.
Ye of little faith.
He is just testing you.

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10-12-2006, 05:30 AM
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Lundqvist better learn to stop dropping to his knees so damn early. He has gotten beat top self way to much already
Thats a flaw that I really haven't seen from him before and I think its a one time thing. The only thing that I can say bad about him is that his side to side movement seems flawed. He's very quick going side to side but stays square to the front of the net and pucks can get banked in off of him. Thats about it though. He's not only great but has the right mindset too and I just can't say enough good things about him.

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10-12-2006, 05:47 AM
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GOD would not give up 2 soft goals to the Flyers...

That said, it's impossible for Lundqvist to be GOD.

If you are able to watch the games this year Henrik has had to cover for some poor defensive positional play (Forsberg from 3 feet ouch). He has let in a goal or two I think he would have saved last year; however
In Henrik we trust...
see you tonite, lots of luck..

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If you are able to watch the games this year Henrik has had to cover for some poor defensive positional play (Forsberg from 3 feet ouch).
However, the St Patron of Recovery from Injury, aka the Holy Diver, stated the it was a pure chance play and that he was surprised that it went in, given that the only hole was that high and so small.

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He has let in a goal or two I think he would have saved last year; however
In Henrik we trust...
see you tonite, lots of luck..
I line with true religous faith I regard every goal he admits as a test of our faith, and can therefor be disregarded

Seek out j.random cleric of any faith and ask why little Johnny was ran over by the train, the answers will be the same "<diety> moves in mysterious ways" or "it's a test of our faith"
(Well, not a Discordian cleric, who'll answer "random buggery happens, live with it.")

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10-12-2006, 08:25 AM
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GOD would not give up 2 soft goals to the Flyers...

That said, it's impossible for Lundqvist to be GOD.
God is allowed to have a bad day or make bad decsions every now and then. After the flood, God apologized to Noah and said, "Never again, buddy. My bad."

Ok, maybe those weren't the exact words, but close enough.

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10-12-2006, 09:10 AM
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God has made mistakes in the past...

How do you think the Islanders came about?

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10-12-2006, 09:33 AM
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Ye of little faith.
He is just testing you.
God works in mysterious ways, huh?

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10-12-2006, 01:02 PM
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Ye of little faith.
He is just testing you.
You tell'em hdw!

He just saw how many people were excited by the Church of Lunqvist and wanted to make sure no people of little faith mingle with the diehard faithfuls.

Allowing those 2 goals will surely turn away all false followers.

By the time of the playoffs all will be pure for some true miracles and holy signs.

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10-14-2006, 05:03 PM
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God has made mistakes in the past...

How do you think the Islanders came about?
hahahahahahha, good one filk, i guess those were my emotions getting the better of me the other night, I was pisssssssssseddd offfff. I know u were two, lol. "Beat your wife potvin, beat your wife!"


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10-30-2006, 11:46 AM
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Is Lundqvist God?
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Thanks for Jinxing him. Good Job.

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10-30-2006, 11:51 AM
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Thanks for Jinxing him. Good Job.
haha.. when i read the title in this thread i thought.. "that was the jinx"

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