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10-30-2006, 09:30 AM
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a) My Japanese was consistent. Consistent with the vocubulary of a 6-year old. It never failed me, but it never extricated me from "worst times" either.
b) Fortunately for me, I had my eyes Lasiked a few years back. No worries.
c) This reminds me that in men's lockers in public baths, there are little old ladies, easily in their 60s, doing cleaning at all times, oblivious to everyone in their birthday suit. They are not particularly helpful with anyone's distress.

Come to think of it, old ladies seem to be employed in a lot of ways that would appear strange to westerners. They also work doing gardening and landscaping in public areas (insert predictable jokes here...), including dividers between highways. The quirkiest of all is that they also work as golf-caddies, typically adorned with a bonnet to protect them from the sun.
http://www.pilotguides.com/tv_shows/...hows/japan.php

This post must win some kind of prize for OT-ness.
The italicized "L" has it losing points. So now award, sorry GME.

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10-30-2006, 10:57 AM
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The italicized "L" has it losing points. So now award, sorry GME.
Tough audience. I got a Japanese old caddie-lady in a bonnet. I got more Japanese old ladies doing their dusting, oblivious to being surrounded by naked men. I got still more doing gardening on highway dividers, oblivious to cars whizzing by at 60 kms/hr (we slow down from 100)..

That oughtta be enough, most of the time. Someone was going to corrupt the thread based on this part of the post anyway.

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10-30-2006, 10:58 AM
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Tough audience. I got a Japanese old caddie-lady in a bonnet. I got more Japanese old ladies doing their dusting, oblivious to being surrounded by naked men. I got still more doing gardening on highway dividers, oblivious to cars whizzing by at 60 kms/hr (we slow down from 100)..

That oughtta be enough, most of the time. Someone was going to corrupt the thread based on this part of the post anyway.
Never had cause to use the pout-smilie, till now.

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10-30-2006, 11:06 AM
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Tough audience. I got a Japanese old caddie-lady in a bonnet. I got more Japanese old ladies doing their dusting, oblivious to being surrounded by naked men. I got still more doing gardening on highway dividers, oblivious to cars whizzing by at 60 kms/hr (we slow down from 100)..

That oughtta be enough, most of the time. Someone was going to corrupt the thread based on this part of the post anyway.
Definitely no award, but only because I figured you were right on topic.
Darz-->burn-->asian nuse's aide-->old japanese ladies-->old japanese caddies-->Darz.
It all fits together.

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10-30-2006, 11:19 AM
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Definitely no award, but only because I figured you were right on topic.
Darz-->burn-->asian nuse's aide-->old japanese ladies-->old japanese caddies-->Darz.
It all fits together.
I retract my pout-smilie. I cannot argue with that logic. That's why you're a first-pairing defenseman, GB.

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10-30-2006, 11:23 AM
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I retract my pout-smilie. I cannot argue with that logic. That's why you're a first-pairing defenseman, GB.
Thank you, thank you. Better than being a spiteful little banana, like you said in your PM, eh?

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10-30-2006, 05:26 PM
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Thank you, thank you. Better than being a spiteful little banana, like you said in your PM, eh?
Who said I'm little?!?

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Thursday night while having a sauna at my parents camp, I experienced the most pain I've felt in my entire life. Just after giving myself the once over with the soap, I accidently grabbed a bucket full of boiling water and threw it on my naked chest.
I've forwarded the above to the Penthouse Forum. Sounds like a good start to a wonderful porno.

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Tough audience. I got a Japanese old caddie-lady in a bonnet. I got more Japanese old ladies doing their dusting, oblivious to being surrounded by naked men. I got still more doing gardening on highway dividers, oblivious to cars whizzing by at 60 kms/hr (we slow down from 100)..

That oughtta be enough, most of the time. Someone was going to corrupt the thread based on this part of the post anyway.
As an added bit of information, apparently Oprah is giving each audience member one of these ladies next week.

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As an added bit of information, apparently Oprah is giving each audience member one of these ladies next week.
What age are we talking here? I might make the trip. I'll bring one for each member for a fee, say a sandwich at Shwartz?

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As an added bit of information, apparently Oprah is giving each audience member one of these ladies next week.
That'd be the best Oprah ever. Sometimes they get cars, I want me a Japanese old lady and a feces-throwing monkey! World domination is only inches out of reach with that combo!

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10-31-2006, 06:46 AM
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What age are we talking here? I might make the trip. I'll bring one for each member for a fee, say a sandwich at Shwartz?
I think our friend GME said they're in their 60's.

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I've forwarded the above to the Penthouse Forum. Sounds like a good start to a wonderful porno.
Actually, after reading it again, I agree it does make a good start to a porno. The part that follows (me almost going into shock over the pain, and having to make a most painful 20 minute drive to the hospital) needs to be tweaked a bit mind you.

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10-31-2006, 07:32 AM
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Actually, after reading it again, I agree it does make a good start to a porno. The part that follows (me almost going into shock over the pain, and having to make a most painful 20 minute drive to the hospital) needs to be tweaked a bit mind you.
Not really...

segue

Darz arrives at hospital and is met by Swiss nurses



where is Lord Chezz when you need him.

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Not really...

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Darz arrives at hospital and is met by Swiss nurses



where is Lord Chezz when you need him.
Vampire lesbian swiss nurses!

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Vampire lesbian swiss nurses!

Is there any other kind????

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I'm gonna edit my post.

Forget the vampire swiss nurses... We should go with a "Swiss nurse and vampire lesbian nurses aid" combo.






Man. I should really write this stuff down somewhere...

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Not really...

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Darz arrives at hospital and is met by Swiss nurses



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Better keep up, they're Asian nurses' aides.

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Better keep up, they're Asian nurses' aides.
We've moved past that Gros Bill. Get with the programme.

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Better keep up, they're Asian nurses' aides.
You have your fantasies...I have mine

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I'm gonna edit my post.

Forget the vampire swiss nurses... We should go with a "Swiss nurse and vampire lesbian nurses aid" combo.






Man. I should really write this stuff down somewhere...
I'm sure your "doctor" will be grateful if you take notes.

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I'm sure your "doctor" will be grateful if you take notes.
Doctor? ew, not my style.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.





To each his own I guess.

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Doctor? ew, not my style.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.





To each his own I guess.
Hmm, assuming the Dr. is male, a bit of sexism ? I see a talk with Ms.S. in my future.

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Hmm, assuming the Dr. is male, a bit of sexism ? I see a talk with Ms.S. in my future.
Aren't we writing the script for a porno?

If the nurses are female, and the nurses aids are female well... I mean, there has to be a guy in there somewh... hmmm... ok. I see your point. An all female distribution....


catchy. I like it. Book it!

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Hmm, assuming the Dr. is male, a bit of sexism ? I see a talk with Ms.S. in my future.

hmmm, so you are going to inform Ms. S that her fiance has sexist erotic fantasies.

I'm trying to figure out if she'll be relieved, upset, both or totally indifferent given that he's a dancing banana.

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