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10-31-2006, 10:18 AM
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Porno....did someone say Porno..


"Nurse, nurse...I pulled my groin..."

"Oh no...we're gonna have to send you to the ER...the Erection Room.."

***cue the Music


Hey! that could be the title...THE ER

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10-31-2006, 10:24 AM
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Porno....did someone say Porno..


"Nurse, nurse...I pulled my groin..."

"Oh no...we're gonna have to send you to the ER...the Erection Room.."

***cue the Music


Hey! that could be the title...THE ER
Love the Title.
Love and Lust in the ER
Watch the Asian Nurses' aides at work in the ER. (Swiss nurses for all you perverts).

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10-31-2006, 10:47 AM
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Love the Title.
Love and Lust in the ER
Watch the Asian Nurses' aides at work in the ER. (Swiss nurses for all you perverts).
THEY'RE LESBIAN VAMPIRES!!!



And this is an all female distribution. Mcphee and I have already agreed on the artistic direction we're taking.

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10-31-2006, 10:59 AM
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THEY'RE LESBIAN VAMPIRES!!!



Swiss or Asians?

It makes a difference.

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10-31-2006, 11:01 AM
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Swiss or Asians?

It makes a difference.
azn ;]

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10-31-2006, 11:06 AM
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Swiss or Asians?

It makes a difference.
Both.

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10-31-2006, 11:12 AM
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...Mcphee and I have already agreed on the artistic direction we're taking.
No doubt the two of you will make "artistic" history, the first adult film featuring a Dylan soundtrack. The halcyon days of blue movies are returning.

Featuring songs like:
"10,000 Men"
"All I Really Want to Do"
"Baby, Let Me Follow You Down"
"Blowin' in the Wind"
"Get Your Rocks Off!"
"Love Is Just A Four-letter Word"
"Ugliest Girl in the World"
"Shot of Love"


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10-31-2006, 11:17 AM
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10-31-2006, 12:35 PM
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OK, is Darz in the movie ? I've got this ending in mind, where Darz and Clover are walking off into the sunset. Not sure how this applies to the medical theme though.

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10-31-2006, 12:38 PM
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OK, is Darz in the movie ? I've got this ending in mind, where Darz and Clover are walking off into the sunset. Not sure how this applies to the medical theme though.
It's a porn flick; don't think "plot", think "plotte".

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10-31-2006, 12:43 PM
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OK, is Darz in the movie ? I've got this ending in mind, where Darz and Clover are walking off into the sunset. Not sure how this applies to the medical theme though.

I see it now...


Darz...Clover..sunset... Simple Twist of Fate playing in the background.


This may be the 1st porno with a tearjerk ending.

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10-31-2006, 12:47 PM
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I don't see why Clover has to end up with Darz

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10-31-2006, 12:48 PM
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Oooh a love triangle

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10-31-2006, 01:05 PM
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I don't see why Clover has to end up with Darz
It's a movie you possessive freak. Ya think Brad Pitt gets mad when his wife, you know that woman competing for the adoption record, makes out with someone in a movie ?

Well, maybe he does.

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I see it now...


Darz...Clover..sunset... Simple Twist of Fate playing in the background.


This may be the 1st porno with a tearjerk ending.
Have we created a new porn category - DILF?

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10-31-2006, 01:24 PM
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It's a movie you possessive freak. Ya think Brad Pitt gets mad when his wife, you know that woman competing for the adoption record, makes out with someone in a movie ?

Well, maybe he does.
He gets divorced every time on of them is in a movie with someone else.

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10-31-2006, 01:41 PM
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that sucks.

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10-31-2006, 02:03 PM
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I don't see why Clover has to end up with Darz
You had your chance with Darz, he's moved on, get over it.

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10-31-2006, 03:23 PM
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What the......


I leave my serious thread about my painful burns for a little while, and you guys turn the whole thing into a 'How to make Darz's burn experience into a porno movie' thread.























You guys are the BEST!!!!!!!!!

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10-31-2006, 03:26 PM
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What the......


I leave my serious thread about my painful burns for a little while, and you guys turn the whole thing into a 'How to make Darz's burn experience into a porno movie' thread.

















You guys are the BEST!!!!!!!!!
Nice try.

Trying to look innocent but the evidence is in. You turned this into a porno:

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Actually, after reading it again, I agree it does make a good start to a porno. The part that follows (me almost going into shock over the pain, and having to make a most painful 20 minute drive to the hospital) needs to be tweaked a bit mind you.
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Not really...

segue

Darz arrives at hospital and is met by Swiss nurses

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Vampire lesbian swiss nurses!

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10-31-2006, 04:46 PM
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What the......


I leave my serious thread about my painful burns for a little while, and you guys turn the whole thing into a 'How to make Darz's burn experience into a porno movie' thread.



You guys are the BEST!!!!!!!!!
That's what friends are for...now we do get the directors cut of the DVD correct?

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11-01-2006, 02:51 AM
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It's a porn flick; don't think "plot", think "plotte".
GB with another gem.

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11-01-2006, 02:54 AM
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It's a movie you possessive freak. Ya think Brad Pitt gets mad when his wife, you know that woman competing for the adoption record, makes out with someone in a movie ?

Well, maybe he does.
Of course he does, and vice versa. That, in a nutshell, is why people don't stay married in Hollywood.

And I agree about the artistic direction of this thread. Darz, OT means precisely that. It isn't possible really for an OT thread to go off-topic, which I suppose is what GB was saying about how everything fits.

This may have the legs to rival Carolina's poutine thread...

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11-01-2006, 03:01 AM
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I think our friend GME said they're in their 60's.
I said 60s, but they may be as old as 80s. I have trouble estimating the age of Japanese women. My wife, who is 33, could pass for about 22. She has great skin and is quite slim. Even my mother-in-law, who is in her late 50s, looks about 45. I say that the others I mentioned, the caddies and so on, can be as old as 80s, because I believe that the Japanese like to stay busy, even after retirement.

I'm afraid that right now I cannot think of a clever link between octaganarians, Clover and Darz. I need my 2nd morning coffee, first.

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11-01-2006, 07:07 AM
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I said 60s, but they may be as old as 80s. I have trouble estimating the age of Japanese women. My wife, who is 33, could pass for about 22. She has great skin and is quite slim. Even my mother-in-law, who is in her late 50s, looks about 45. I say that the others I mentioned, the caddies and so on, can be as old as 80s, because I believe that the Japanese like to stay busy, even after retirement.

I'm afraid that right now I cannot think of a clever link between octaganarians, Clover and Darz. I need my 2nd morning coffee, first.
Great, your mother in law's about 6 years older'n'me but looks 6 years younger. Just great.


and yeah, Bill's line, and hf4's, made stuff shake on my desk.




Has anyone figured out yet why a goat would be in a hospital ?

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