Happy Birthday NyQuil! I think it goes without saying that we all appreciate what you bring to the table day after day. You're like our Chris Neil or Mike Fisher. Hard as I try, I can't remember the last time you mailed it in.
I'm sorry we haven't been able to give you your gift yet, but my hope is that in the near future we will be able to deliver you the heads of the PPC leadership on a silver platter. As a red blooded Senators fan (with appropriately tempered expectations), I can't think of anything you'd enjoy more.