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01-11-2007, 08:58 AM
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Midseason report

Shawn Horcoff: He is a playmaker.
Translation: he has to pass, because he shoots like my grandmother.

Ales Hemsky: he's our star player.
Translation: At last someone that can actually play hockey.

Toby Petersen: he's an all-round player.
Translation: he doesn't do anything particularly well.

Ethen Moreau: he's a competitor.
Translation: he competes every night, he just doesn't win very often.

MAB: he's an offensive defenceman.
Translation: he can't play defence.

Jason Smith: he's a stay-at-home defenceman.
Translation: he can't skate and carry the puck at the same time.


Steve Staois: he's good in the locker room.
Translation: We should leave him in the locker room because he's useless on the ice.

Marty Reasoner: he's a role player.
Translation: We think he can play a role, we just haven't figure out what that role is yet.

Brad Winchester: he gives us a physical presence.
Translation: he takes up space.

Petr Nedved: Code: he's a power-play specialist.
Translation: I like having an extra player out there to cover his screw-ups

Raffi Toress: he's a grinder.
Translation: It's 50-50 that he'll miss an empty net from three feet away.


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01-11-2007, 06:50 PM
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No need to be so positive.

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my first post ever and u are so mean to all the player's
whoa like so rude man





vote for rory

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While I don't agree with all of your ratings, but they were quite funny lol. Please do the rest of the team hehe.

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How can Ethen get a score when he has been out since October?

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01-11-2007, 10:22 PM
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How can Ethen get a score when he has been out since October?
this is not real mid season report. Just for a laugh

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had a good chuckle, thanks

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01-12-2007, 05:27 AM
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haha definitely couldn't tell if you were being serious or not...now that i know you not it was good for a good laugh!

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Coach MacT Quote: "Things are starting to turning around for us now."

Translation: We don't suck as much as before, and I can almost keep my dinner down watching these losers play.

Craig Simpson quote: "We were not as good as we should have been."

Translation: How can these high school dropouts get paid millions for the stuff that they spewed on the ice tonight?

Jason Smith and Daniel Tjarnqvist Defensive Pairing: We've got good chemistry.

Translation: We may be lousy, but we all get along.

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Coach MacT Quote: "Things are starting to turning around for us now."

Translation: We don't suck as much as before, and I can almost keep my dinner down watching these losers play.

Craig Simpson quote: "We were not as good as we should have been."

Translation: How can these high school dropouts get paid millions for the stuff that they spewed on the ice tonight?

Jason Smith and Daniel Tjarnqvist Defensive Pairing: We've got good chemistry.

Translation: We may be lousy, but we all get along.


team chemistry! thats all that matters right?




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Jason Smith: he's a stay-at-home defenceman.
Translation: he can't skate and carry the puck at the same time.


Steve Staois: he's good in the locker room.
Translation: We should leave him in the locker room because he's useless on the ice.

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haah That translastion of Smith is funny.

Altho, I think Staois has been awesome this year.

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