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12-12-2003, 04:47 AM
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DO NOT WEAR THE PRETZEL WHEN YOU FEED THE GOATS!!!

I think we've all made that mistake once or twice. Your trying to impress your friends, so you wear the pretzel while you..........











wait a second...that NEVER happens to anybody. Mcphee you are CRAZY!


I suggest you train the goats to become some sort of security for the preztels. You know, something like the Teenage Munant Ninga Goats, or something like that.

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Actually, if the goats ate the pretzel, it would be a GOOD thing.

Think about it :

sacred pretzel ----> sacred goat ---> one wicked good BBQ, perhaps to celebrate our upcoming Stanley Cup (I mean, with that pretzel, we can't lose, right?)

Mmmm, goat-kebabs ...

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12-12-2003, 07:31 AM
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Actually, if the goats ate the pretzel, it would be a GOOD thing.

Think about it :

sacred pretzel ----> sacred goat ---> one wicked good BBQ, perhaps to celebrate our upcoming Stanley Cup (I mean, with that pretzel, we can't lose, right?)

Mmmm, goat-kebabs ...
As good as goat-kebabs sound (Mmmmm....I sure could go for a couple goat-kebabs right now), the goats I believe were sent to Mcphee to help in the protection of the sacred pretzel, and therefore shall NOT be eaten.

I don't think goats like pretzels, and who has ever heard of a sacred goat anyways!!

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12-12-2003, 07:36 AM
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As good as goat-kebabs sound (Mmmmm....I sure could go for a couple goat-kebabs right now), the goats I believe were sent to Mcphee to help in the protection of the sacred pretzel, and therefore shall NOT be eaten.

I don't think goats like pretzels, and who has ever heard of a sacred goat anyways!!
a) goat kebabs are delicious : practically survived on them for 3 years
b) goats will eat ANYTHING, even a mouldy pretzel
c) the goat would become sacred ONLY after eating the sacred pretzel, silly

I'm replying quickly, coz i'm leaving for the weekend soon. so don't think my upcoming silence means i've changed my mind :

EAT THE PRETZEL AND LEAD US TO VICTORY, MCPHEE !

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12-12-2003, 08:00 AM
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c) the goat would become sacred ONLY after eating the sacred pretzel, silly
..and after the goat digestited it and crapped it out, would the crap become sacred???? NO EATING OF THE SACRED PRETZEL!!!!

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I'm replying quickly, coz i'm leaving for the weekend soon. so don't think my upcoming silence means i've changed my mind :
I to, am leaving for the weekend and will probablely not be posting til Monday, so don't think MY upcoming silence mean I'm still not opposed to your sacred pretzel eating ways.

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12-14-2003, 09:05 AM
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"leaving for the weekend" (Gros Bill)... "leaving for the weekend" (Darz)




Am I the only one with suspicions?

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12-14-2003, 04:33 PM
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I went to my wife's Christmas party last night, and there was a bag of pretzels on the table......

I checked each and every pretzel to see if there could be another one shaped like a CH, so I too could be a "chosen one". No such luck.

There was one interesting pretzel there though. Now, I'll admit I was having a few, but I swear, if I held it up to the light just a certain way, the shape of that pretzel spelled the letters MariuszCzerkawski.

You're right, it was a big pretzel.

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"leaving for the weekend" (Gros Bill)... "leaving for the weekend" (Darz)

Am I the only one with suspicions?
A meeting of the minds perhaps? To discuss Pretzel Power? A Pretzel Power Conference?

What could be accomplished? Could these two posters be swayed from their thoughts on this issue? Could they change their respective beliefs? Could Darz return on Monday as a member of the non-believing "Dark Side"? Could Gros Bill join the legion of believers and embrace the Sacred Pretzel? Or would he rather embrace a goat? (No offence Bill.)

Stay tuned..........

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12-14-2003, 09:30 PM
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Alas, comrades, I have betrayed you.

I am no longer Necrophile, Defender of the Pretzel. From now on I shall be known as Necrophile, Rabid Pretzel Thief.

My thirst for power has driven me mad, to the point of being jealous of the Pretzel. I attempted to steal it when all eyes were turned towards my pre-planned capture of Saddam Hussein. But alas, it has slipped through my fingers once more!

I SHALL HAVE YE, O PRETZEL, AND I SHALL WIELD THEE TO GATHER ALL POWER TO ME !!!

Only then shall you realize, it is not the Pretzel, but I (!), who holds the key to the Habs' destiny... Bow down to me, and give me your coveted salty leader!

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12-15-2003, 06:52 AM
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Alas, comrades, I have betrayed you.

I am no longer Necrophile, Defender of the Pretzel. From now on I shall be known as Necrophile, Rabid Pretzel Thief.

My thirst for power has driven me mad, to the point of being jealous of the Pretzel. I attempted to steal it when all eyes were turned towards my pre-planned capture of Saddam Hussein. But alas, it has slipped through my fingers once more!

I SHALL HAVE YE, O PRETZEL, AND I SHALL WIELD THEE TO GATHER ALL POWER TO ME !!!

Only then shall you realize, it is not the Pretzel, but I (!), who holds the key to the Habs' destiny... Bow down to me, and give me your coveted salty leader!
TRAITOR!!! FILTHY THIEF!!! You shall not approach the Sacred Pretzel unless you do it over my dead body!

*Prepares the heavy artillery*

Démon Blond, proud Sacred Pretzel Bodyguard

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12-15-2003, 08:26 AM
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Alas, comrades, I have betrayed you.

I am no longer Necrophile, Defender of the Pretzel. From now on I shall be known as Necrophile, Rabid Pretzel Thief.

My thirst for power has driven me mad, to the point of being jealous of the Pretzel. I attempted to steal it when all eyes were turned towards my pre-planned capture of Saddam Hussein. But alas, it has slipped through my fingers once more!

I SHALL HAVE YE, O PRETZEL, AND I SHALL WIELD THEE TO GATHER ALL POWER TO ME !!!

Only then shall you realize, it is not the Pretzel, but I (!), who holds the key to the Habs' destiny... Bow down to me, and give me your coveted salty leader!
You blasted hevan! I will protect the Sacred Pretzel Tenacious D Style!

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12-15-2003, 08:39 AM
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Alas, comrades, I have betrayed you.

I am no longer Necrophile, Defender of the Pretzel. From now on I shall be known as Necrophile, Rabid Pretzel Thief.

My thirst for power has driven me mad, to the point of being jealous of the Pretzel. I attempted to steal it when all eyes were turned towards my pre-planned capture of Saddam Hussein. But alas, it has slipped through my fingers once more!

I SHALL HAVE YE, O PRETZEL, AND I SHALL WIELD THEE TO GATHER ALL POWER TO ME !!!

Only then shall you realize, it is not the Pretzel, but I (!), who holds the key to the Habs' destiny... Bow down to me, and give me your coveted salty leader!
Once you take that dark path for ever will it dominate your destiny. Remember those words when you're buried under a mob of angry habs fans.

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12-15-2003, 08:40 AM
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This pretzel is the most important pretzel of all time. It must be an honour to guard it so take good care of it.

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12-15-2003, 09:29 AM
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You blasted hevan! I will protect the Sacred Pretzel Tenacious D Style!
Does that include Rivet, Quintal and Bouillon? Because if so, you might want to enlist a little aid.

ACF

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12-15-2003, 10:41 AM
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Does that include Rivet, Quintal and Bouillon? Because if so, you might want to enlist a little aid.

ACF
With the powers of the Sacred Pretzel, we shall summon a army of Souray and Komisarek Clones to play D for Our Salty Grail!

Be a true believer in the Mighty Sacred Pretzel!

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12-15-2003, 10:44 AM
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Does that include Rivet, Quintal and Bouillon? Because if so, you might want to enlist a little aid.

ACF
Tenacious D is a band... cuz are defense is..well... not very tenacious.

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Tenacious D is a band...
I feel old.

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I feel old.
Screw you, you're a year younger than me, and I'm anything but old!!!! :p

Now 'Gros Bill' and 'Mcphee' are old!!!!

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12-16-2003, 07:08 AM
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I feel old.
Dont' feel old.. I dont listen to popular music so... not a lot of people know what I listen too.

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"Old" is just like "smart" is just like a "magic pretzel"- it's all in your head !

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Screw you, you're a year younger than me, and I'm anything but old!!!! :p

Now 'Gros Bill' and 'Mcphee' are old!!!!
sorry, I missed that. I was napping.

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sorry, I missed that. I was napping.

O.k., if your napping, who is guarding the pretzel.

Have you trained the goats yet????

Have you upgraded your security system at home yet??????

Have you put up posters of Bill around the neighbourhood telling people if they see him to shoot him on sight?????


Why, oh why did the hab gods entrust you with our greatest treasure????

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........ Have you put up posters of Bill around the neighbourhood telling people if they see him to shoot him on sight?????
......
Don't you find that a tad drastic?

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12-16-2003, 09:19 AM
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Don't you find that a tad drastic?
Well I didn't say shoot to kill.....

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BTW Darz, I can't wait to see you "go where the pretzel goes" once McPhee's goat gets to it.

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