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12-16-2003, 08:56 AM
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BTW Darz, I can't wait to see you "go where the pretzel goes" once McPhee's goat gets to it.

Well if it comes down to it, I guess I'll have to go in after it. That or wait for it to come out the other side.

I have faith Mcphee won't let it get to that point mind you.

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12-17-2003, 04:07 AM
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Well if it comes down to it, I guess I'll have to go in after it (the goat). That or wait for it to come out the other side.

I have faith Mcphee won't let it get to that point mind you.
Fools! I have the Sacred Pretzel in my possession as we speak. McPhee was deceived by my scheme to take the Pretzel from him. He is too shocked and disappointed to make a public announcement yet.

However, a new time has come. A time when Necrophile and Pretzel coexist in a new partnership, a new union to lead the Habs to victory, and achieve my own agenda as well. ADMIT IT! The Pretzel is mine! Serve now your new master, or forever be cursed by the Pretzel.

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12-17-2003, 04:28 AM
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Fools! I have the Sacred Pretzel in my possession as we speak. McPhee was deceived by my scheme to take the Pretzel from him. He is too shocked and disappointed to make a public announcement yet.

However, a new time has come. A time when Necrophile and Pretzel coexist in a new partnership, a new union to lead the Habs to victory, and achieve my own agenda as well. ADMIT IT! The Pretzel is mine! Serve now your new master, or forever be cursed by the Pretzel.
Just becuase you have A pretzel, doesn't mean you have the Sacred Pretzel.

With all the hype about the salty grail, we decided to put a fake in Mcphee's possesion, and move the REAL preztel to an unnamed location.

We had kastaure make up the fake preztel, which is almost a flawless copy of the original except you'll notice it tastes a little like cardboard.

LONG LIVE THE SACRED PRETZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hmmmm, is anyone else thinking mass production ?

Darz, if the anti-Koivu shots continue, I may start chipping away bits of the pretzel thus incurring a curse that the Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs would be in awe of. No, I wouldn't do that, phew, the moment's passed. I feel that the pretzel's time is coming though. It must be hidden in the Bell Centre or that monstrosity where the Forum was. I feel it, it needs a final resting place, and it shouldn't be in my septic system. The pretzel will let me know what is best. I will find out which of my trustred minions will attend a game next.

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12-17-2003, 04:44 AM
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I feel that the pretzel's time is coming though. It must be hidden in the Bell Centre or that monstrosity where the Forum was. I feel it, it needs a final resting place, and it shouldn't be in my septic system. The pretzel will let me know what is best. I will find out which of my trustred minions will attend a game next.
Yessss.... yeeeeessssss.... Give ME the Pretzel, McPhee. Somehow, in your mind, the Pretzel tells you it is the right thing to do.

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12-17-2003, 05:18 AM
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Darz, if the anti-Koivu shots continue, I may start chipping away bits of the pretzel thus incurring a curse that the Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs would be in awe of.
Hey we all think crazy things in our life from time to time, but c'mon. Can't allow thoughts like that to enter the mind. I agree the anti-Koivu stuff is pretty brutal mind you.

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I feel that the pretzel's time is coming though. It must be hidden in the Bell Centre or that monstrosity where the Forum was. I feel it, it needs a final resting place, and it shouldn't be in my septic system. The pretzel will let me know what is best. I will find out which of my trustred minions will attend a game next.
If that is what the god's are telling you, that is what must be done. Remember there are those who will try to deseive you. Trust no one. You can not fail!!!!!!

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12-17-2003, 05:26 AM
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To usurpers who may try and intercept my journey, you will have to look each scalper in the eye, every homeless man, every fishnet clad hooker,as I'm a master of disguise. Also, fishnets can be oddly exciting, but I'm straying off topic again.

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12-17-2003, 05:48 AM
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To usurpers who may try and intercept my journey, you will have to look each scalper in the eye, every homeless man, every fishnet clad hooker,as I'm a master of disguise. Also, fishnets can be oddly exciting, but I'm straying off topic again.
Every fishnet clad hooker ? LOL.

I always wondered why hookers smell like they do.

"Good morning, girls", said the blind man passing the fish market.

To hell with the pretzel, I want a pic of you in fishnet stockings.

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12-17-2003, 06:01 AM
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To hell with the pretzel, I want a pic of you in fishnet stockings.
Oddly enough, and no offence McPhee, but that's one of the last things I want to see. It may cause me to scour my eyes.

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12-17-2003, 06:05 AM
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To usurpers who may try and intercept my journey, you will have to look each scalper in the eye, every homeless man, every fishnet clad hooker,as I'm a master of disguise. Also, fishnets can be oddly exciting, but I'm straying off topic again.
I'll second the indignation at the thought of McPhee in fishnets!! Shudder, Shudder.

It makes me want to pluck out my mind's eye!

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12-17-2003, 06:15 AM
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I wonder if he shaves his legs ...

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This thread needs to be put in some sort of Habs threads Hall of Fame.


BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


maybe with the Mcphee in fishnet talk removed. That disturbs me!!!!

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Actually I find it kinda kinky.

HEY, MCPHEE DID YOU GET MY PRIVATE MESSGAE?

The one where I asked you to send the pictures of you in the fishnet stockings??

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12-19-2003, 04:29 AM
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Actually I find it kinda kinky.

HEY, MCPHEE DID YOU GET MY PRIVATE MESSGAE?

The one where I asked you to send the pictures of you in the fishnet stockings??
O.K. this thread is going from BEST THREAD EVER status, to uh maybe I shouls stop reading it status quite quickly now, thanks to comments like that!!!!!

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12-19-2003, 04:58 AM
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Actually I find it kinda kinky.

HEY, MCPHEE DID YOU GET MY PRIVATE MESSGAE?

The one where I asked you to send the pictures of you in the fishnet stockings??
Buy the magazine like everyone else.

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12-19-2003, 05:41 AM
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To anyone doubting the Pretzel.... Look at are habs now! Two exciting games in a row. Wow... Pretzel is the best thing that's happen to us. There is no limit to it's power! all hail!

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12-19-2003, 05:54 AM
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Buy the magazine like everyone else.
And what magazine might that be, praytell ?

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12-19-2003, 06:08 AM
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There are a few actually.

"Hockey News" [cross dressers edition]
"Grotesque Men Today"

and of course, the annual "Snack Food Pinup Calendar"

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12-19-2003, 06:27 AM
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And what magazine might that be, praytell ?
Pretzel Smugglers Weekly.

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12-19-2003, 07:03 AM
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To anyone doubting the Pretzel.... Look at are habs now! Two exciting games in a row. Wow... Pretzel is the best thing that's happen to us. There is no limit to it's power! all hail!


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12-19-2003, 08:06 AM
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To anyone doubting the Pretzel.... Look at are habs now! Two exciting games in a row. Wow... Pretzel is the best thing that's happen to us. There is no limit to it's power! all hail!

Well, Saturday night should sway every last doubter to our side *cough* GROS BILL *cough*.

A win against the Leafs will surely prove thepower of the pretzel.


Incidentally I'm predicting a 7-0 win over Toronto.

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12-19-2003, 08:25 AM
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To anyone doubting the Pretzel.... Look at are habs now! Two exciting games in a row. Wow... Pretzel is the best thing that's happen to us. There is no limit to it's power! all hail!
Really ? How about losing Bégin for 3 months and Brisebois 'til after X-Mas, apparently. Oh, and I guess Zednik won't be eating pretzels for a while either.

Give it a rest, guys, time to admit that pretzel is no match for good players and hard work.

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12-19-2003, 08:44 AM
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Give it a rest, guys, time to admit that pretzel is no match for good players and hard work.
*sigh*

You may just be right. I used to be superstitious beyond belief to the point of having to sit in the same chair and swing the same stick in my hand during game nights in the playoffs. I've come to realize that no amount of shaking anything helps the Habs win; and it scares the dog, frightens the wife, and dents or breaks TV's.

And on that note, Gros Bill, consider me a convert. Let us make feast of the pretzel and sing happy songs of the days of yore when the Habs won everything, TV's went unscathed during playoff runs, and yellow people were nothing more than jaundiced Leaf fans.

:p

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12-19-2003, 08:56 AM
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Really ? How about losing Bégin for 3 months and Brisebois 'til after X-Mas, apparently. Oh, and I guess Zednik won't be eating pretzels for a while either.

Give it a rest, guys, time to admit that pretzel is no match for good players and hard work.
Yet we keep playing great hockey! Hum... yeah it's the Pretzel.

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Yet we keep playing great hockey! Hum... yeah it's the Pretzel.
Some of you have really tough nuts to crack

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